hey Sup Forums I need help, I am about to replaster a wall, dubs determines what I bury inside this wall for another homeowner to find... maybe an envelope with something inside?? no bamboozles
Hey Sup Forums I need help, I am about to replaster a wall...
A silver dollar
a bomb
dragon dildo
Your neighbor
a child's lunchbox full of dildos and hair
A bag of pubes
What a fucked looking wall. Is the old plaster even connected to the brick wall?
Anyways, old newspapers is what we usually find when we tare down old walls before plastering. I say stick with the tradition.
Questionable porn
cut clips from newspaper articles about murders or suspicious accidents,make a collage out of them and put it in a plastic bag,then place it in the wall
Put in a note that says the following:
Lat
40.810954
Lon
-73.508699
4:12am EST
West side, 3rd floor, 17th window from the left.
Knock 8 times from outside.
Bring a pencil.
If you're the one doing the plastering then it's highly unlikely the owner is going to be the one who finds whatever you put in there in future. It'll be the next set of builders who come in to do the work.
We had water damage, and repaired it and hasnt leaked in a few years, but they might have to open the wall again, i need to add some bulk to this anyways so maybe some cardboard and other stuff for now
Ham sandwich
Print one image of a pepe of your choice, put it in an envelope and put it in the wall.
OP Here thats what my contractor is saying, but we were joking about something else we could stuff in there, so I thought id get some ideas
a note saying "i hope they never find the body of her in the back yard"
a dick pic
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this made the cut
A dildo and kitty litter
Syossett hospital on manhattan island.
Interesting.
OP heres what i got so far
Ill write this on the back of the pepe printout
Put any of these in a reddish paint
What so he can summon Beelzebub?
He's moving right?
OP will be fine, anyone else that moves in? That's a different story
yeah... you better beat out the already falling out pieces of the wall or what you're going to plaster over it will simply fall off after a couple years.
Don't do a shitty job, OP.
Good point. Paint them all OP but use goat blood
You got dubs so does this count
1 jar of cum, some mandrake root and 3oz of nigger bone
Ehehehehe
oh great someone is going to find this shit in 20 years and it'll be a month of articles about the secret alt-right illuminati
canned air
OP here i buried the envelope with my printouts for who knows when the next person will need to tear into this wall
Big black dildo
OP here, thanks guys I just wanted to have some fun with this
Now get rid of that queer font and you're set
winrar
This reminds me of when I was doing a floor in a bungalow I found a tiny 8 inch by 1 ft or so cut out in the subfloor under the carpet so before I floored it over I wrote something like 'the package has been moved to a secure location' or something like that on the underside of the 'lid' to perplex the next floor guy 30 some years from now. Great thread op
10 pounds of fecal matter, 20 raw fish, and a gallon of (opened) liquid ass containers
Leave your dick in the wall faggot
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Reroll
Lol I dont have a dildo and it would need to fit in the wall, I inserted an envelope with the pepe with the words "i hope they dont find her body in the yard" lol
i knew Sup Forums would have some fun ideas