Appointment with the TV licence inspector in 30 minutes

>appointment with the TV licence inspector in 30 minutes
>haven't prepared at all

What can I do? Has anyone had one of these recently?

What kind of eurononsense is this?

Haven't paid my license in 5 years, no ones came to my door.

And if goons do show just tell them to fuck off they have no authority

Don't answer the door. Simple.

you obviously ain't Brit because you don't make appointments with TV license cunts

>you don't make appointments

how does it happen then ?

they turn up like the fucking mafia or something demanding to be let in, you dont have to let them in though

Had one last month, it was fine and it went well but the digital rectal examination was quite painful, they were really looking everywhere for hidden devices

>they were really looking everywhere for hidden devices

wtf ? like in closets and shit ?

>doorbell rings
>its the taxman armed with a g36c assailt rifle
>open the door
>OI MATE YOU HAVENT PAID YOUR TV LICENSE
>instantly drops to the ground
>BBC enforcement officer performs cavity search
>finds my smartphone and snaps it in half because I had the iplayer app installed
>he shoots my newborn puppy in the head because it was barking at him
>CANINE THREAT NEUTRALOYZED
>£1000 fine for making the officer using tax paid ammunition
>otficer leaves, tells me I have to be in court on Tuesday
>daughter comes home saying she was raped by pakistani men and I have to pay for the abortion

BLOODY HELL!

>Move to a new town
>Local TV license inspector pestering me weekly to set up an appointment with him
>Ignore him at first but constantly have letters, emails, and voicemails from this guy
>Finally cave in and tell him to come to my house tomorrow at 10AM
>The next day at 9:59AM my doorbell rings. I answer it and immediately have a smelly rag shoved in my face
>Pass out instantly
>Wake up a few hours later naked and strapped to a table in some kind of BDSM dungeon
>As it turns out the "TV license inspector" was actually the region's top undercover penis inspector. My penis inspection was years overdue and they had been keeping tabs on me for awhile
>Subjected to two weeks of ball torture, ruined orgasms, and penis stress tests

Turned out that I passed with flying colors, me and the inspector went out for a few beers afterwards and hit it off pretty well. We're in a bowling league, now.

>thinking you're entitled to receive TV for free

/This
They have no authority and unless you grant them access to your home they can't get in without a warrant. So just pretend you ain't home.

>mfw the gas man turns up

Upboated!! xDD

eat the telly

No, his ass.

WTF I love merry old England now.

his ass, can you read nigga

>Streaming Robot Wars on iPlayer
>Suddenly my internet is cut off just before the end
>Doorbell Rings
>Peel off my chair and look through the peep hole
>It's taxman
>I realize I've not paid my license and I've recently just finished a 72 hour Eastenders omnibus
>Pretend not to notice
>Suddenly a hand comes through the letterbox
>It's at crotch level
>Get fiddled through the letter box by taxman
>He finishes me
>I invite him in for a cup of tea
>Decide to pay him what I owe in cash upfront
>He finishes his last sip and we part ways

Me and the taxman now meet up on regular basis to discuss finer things and eat muffins.

kek

>mentioning the omnibus

A true britcuck indeed

> Make horrible loaded programming unopposed because you forced the taxpayers to pay for it.

Cucked is fucking right.

PBS is non-optional and comes out of tax money.
BBC is optional and comes from a yearly fee thta you don't have to pay if don't want to.
Why is it more cucked to have an optional system not to mention the BBC generally produces better content.

Lel fuclin britcucks