Yo Sup Forums what is the single most normie thing in existence

Yo Sup Forums what is the single most normie thing in existence

Not doing presentations in front of an audience

These days, the most normie thing would be the belief that you are, for whatever the reason(s), not a normie yourself.

Believing that you are any different than the rest of the sheep.

Oh wow! You had SEX! Congratulations!

Just kidding.

Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This has literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS!
WOW!
Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing.
The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.

Shit tier posts like this are only started by normies

Fucking watching Game of Thrones and actually liking that white people bullshit

hahahaha oh my god man, could you have had any less sex?

>Sup Forums would fuck a wheelchair gimp
>Sup Forums would fuck your sister
>Sup Forums would fuck your mom
>Sup Forums would fuck your grandmother
>Sup Forums would fuck you
>Sup Forums would fuck your grandpa
>Sup Forums would fuck grandpa using lemons as a condom
>Sup Forums would fuck your aunt Jessie with the squint
>Sup Forums would dig up the corpse of your dead uncle and fuck that
>Sup Forums would fuck your ex-girlfriend
>Sup Forums would fuck your current girlfriend
>Sup Forums would fuck that chubby redhead at 7-11 with the glass eye and clubbed foot
>Sup Forums would fuck you up the ass with a strap-n the size of your ego
>Sup Forums wants to know why the fuck you keep asking it if it would fuck something when you already know the answer
>Sup Forums would fuck your dog
>Sup Forums would fuck a donkey
>Sup Forums would fuck a squirrel
>Sup Forums would fuckthe hole in a tree trunk
>Sup Forums would fucka horse, a midget, a goat, twin lesbian sisters, and Joan Rivers without her makeup on a liferaft while playing Moon River on a badly tuned ukulele
>Sup Forums would fuck an electric eel on its period
>Sup Forums would fuck a dead kitten
>Sup Forums would fuck a lactating shark
>Sup Forums would fuck the stingray that killed steve irwin
>Sup Forums would fuck the hole in steve irwin's chest made by that stingray
>Sup Forums would fuck an octopus till it inked
>Sup Forums would fuck mud if it thought it would wiggle
>Sup Forums would fuck a grapefruit peel left on a Las Vegas sidewalk for 3 weeks
>Sup Forums would fuck anything it can see, think, or imagine
>Sup Forums is tired of hearing you wonder if its standards have somehow magically improved in the last five hours, five days, five weeks, or five years
>Sup Forums is most of all tired of you using an excuse to dump pictures in order to get communal approval of your horndogginess

YES Sup Forums WOULD FUCK
You are substantially less objectionable to half the shit Sup Forums would fuck given the chance

Are you happy now, OP?
YES Sup Forums WOULD FUCK
Sup Forums would fuck a drunk camel if it pushed back

STOP ASKING. DUMP NUDES. SHUT THE FUCK UP

Lol, no
Money & free time > shitty kids

We really don't care about your shit opinions. Get nudes and fucking dump them. Get more OC nudes... and fucking dump them. I could give a shit about the same pics of your ex/wife/gf that I've seen day in and day out for the past few years. Also, noone but underage b& gives a fuck about some tits without a body, ass without a body, pussy without a body and furthermore a body without a face. Keep your shit pics to yourself and share the gems.

Your probs the most normie of all of us here.

Accurate

Who is this semen demon?
Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?
Who is this cum plum?
Who is this seed steed?
Who is this prick chick?
Who is this cock stock?
Who is this seminal sentinel?
Who is this phallus chalice?
Who is this anus ignoramus?
Who is this smegma enigma?
Who is this beef curtain hurtin?
Who is this cunt runt?
Who is this jism prison?
Who is this ballbiting ballerina?
Who is this dongle mongle?
Who is this penis machinist?
Who is this chin chin bin?
Who is this scrotum sorceress?
Who is this wiener cleaner?
Who is this pole populator?
Who is this stiffy stimulator?
Who is this pillar pimper?
Who is this column culminator?
Who is this testicle tamer?
Who is this sperm specialist?
Who is this glans gladiator?
Who is this frenulum fractionizer?

This made me dry heave.

>glans gladiator
>dongle mongle

White people. We have no souls. We know the truth. Niggers will burn for eternity. We are free in all the ways they are not. God is a white woman. That's the real joke. hahaha

WHO.
FUCKING.
CARES?

Gay, straight, Bi, Trans, crossdressing homo faggots, sissies, queers, cumdumps and sluts, slags and cockhounds. We're here for pornography and you morons spend a thousand hours posting stupid arguments (w/o pictures btw) dissecting each and every level of perversion and separating it all down piece by piece. Why not just jerk off and stop talking about it? There. I've contributed to the moronic bullshit and now if you all don't mind I'm gonna suck this rubber dick and finger my asshole.

Spoken like a true wizard

Have fun never knowing the meaning of being a Buddha fagboy.

DMT is the white mans drug. Marijuana is for negro rapists.

posting on kikebook

why not go to a porn site and dump Sup Forums in useless emotionless threaded containing porn. Sup Forums could be a place for something other than basic neanderthal shit.

Putting question marks at the end of statements???

Kys newfags

>Yo Sup Forums what is the single most normie thing in existence
Going on Sup Forums.

THIS GUY FUCKS