I like my women like I like my ______________

I like my women like I like my ______________.

My OP. With a giant duck in her mouth.

Sharpie

I'm more of a tea guy

Women

coffee, cold and bitter.

Like this?

daughter.

Coffee. Without a dick.

Paychecks. Fat with a new one every week

yacht
i don't have a yacht

Shits. Easy and full of corn

Wine. 13 years old and locked in a cellar.

Cock. black and up the ass.

Men. With a dick

I like my women like I like my witcher 3 vitality potion build,
weak as shit initially, viable after 30 hours of use and over developed on the back end.

meat, beaten and abused.

Coffee.
Cream and sugar with a big round ass

beer, open and cool on the table

I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Faggotrolli

Coffee. Creamy

Jews. Just out of the oven.

Pillows, big and soft and white and fresh and clean

I don't like women I'm into aliens but I guess I would say, I like my aliens like I like my doctor, over complicated things and likes to be in my butthole.

Yes am good grammer

Dinnerware. Pure white & delicate

I like my women like I like other women, ready to fuck me over at any moment

Bonsai Trees - Small, thin, asian and bendy.