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Piss off shill.

The spiderman guy is smaller than Scarlett who is 1m60

What?

>This is deemed acceptable in 2016

I hate how Civil War is getting praised for its visuals and story when all it has going for it is its quips.

Just look at that shot. It's so... bland.

btw Im not a capeshitter just so you know

>MUH CAPESHIT IS BETTER THAN YOURS!

You're all manchildren with awful taste.

/film// when?

why does Sup Forums worship capeshit? what a shit board lmao

This didn't stand out nearly as much to me in the theater as it does here.

I do remember telling my cousin I thought this scene had all the choreography of a down syndrome child smashing his action figures together though.

Hopefully soon so you insufferable faggots can fuck off to praising dead filmmakers ad nauseam.

i think these films are aimed at 13 year olds you know

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOOOOOOOLYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

nice samefag

This movie was so bad.

That whole fight scene was so bad.

Why is there a nigger iron-man?
He's still a teenager, he's supposed to be like 15 or something.
>>MUH CAPESHIT IS BETTER THAN YOURS!
Who are you quoting? nobody said anything about DC
>this scene had all the choreography of a down syndrome child smashing his action figures together
This

Nice try, but no.

Jesus Christ...

>Captain America: Civil War confirms our national dumb-down. While the mainstream media pretzel themselves over the presidential primaries, Marvel Studios has steadily accomplished a rejiggering of the American public’s cultural and political consciousness. Civil War completes this devolution in its story of superhero combat where one faction of pop icons, led by Captain America/Steve Rogers (Chris Evans), faces off against another faction, headed by billionaire genius Iron Man/Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.).

>As momentary adversaries, Captain America and Iron Man almost represent the schism that now divides American voters, politicians, and pundits. I say “almost,” because the film’s comic-book premise doesn’t inspire reflection upon the dire seriousness of our current ideological civil war.

>If anything proves the triviality of Hollywood’s comic-book franchises, it is this disregard of the class realities that truly separate Americans. Working-class poster boy Steve Rogers has no common cause with wealthy authoritarian Tony Stark; the superficial show of patriotism that binds them doesn’t erase the difference between the former’s grunt-worker sacrifice and the latter’s aristocratic expertise. It’s the ultimate sentimental cynicism when Captain America’s devotion to his dangerously conditioned childhood friend Bucky/Winter Soldier (Sebastian Stan) — who represents war’s emotional cost — is used to evoke ambivalence toward the military, while Stark’s authority celebrates the Military (and Hollywood) Industrial Complex.

>civil war
>just ends up being a friendly brawl
>tony even gets a kid hes never met involved

What the fuck were they thinking?

Happy 9/11 to everyone :3

>Is it overreaching — or being humorless — to recognize and critique a piece of entertainment that takes America’s schism lightly? Will fanboys — or for that matter film critics — ever understand that Marvel Studios has engineered a cultural coup that prevents viewers from thinking? How did we get here?

>Since comics and graphic novels became popular as counterculture, adolescents have been encouraged to reduce mainstream politics to their own sentimentality. Thus, Marvel’s various superheroes appeal to teenage rebellion: Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson), Falcon (Anthony Mackie), War Machine (Don Cheadle), Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner), Vision (Paul Bettany), Scarlet Witch (Elizabeth Olsen), and the others personify juvenile sensibility. They remain trivial, even as their divisions play out in serial chase scenes, explosions, and technological butt-kicking. Each one’s predicament represents a denial of the moral complexities that come with maturity. Fear of growing up is implicit in both the devious terrorist plots of supervillain Zemo (Daniel Brühl), who harbors childhood dreams of vengeance, and the supercilious wit of Tony Stark, the George Soros/Steve Jobs–type to whom the superfreaks all feel indebted. (As Stark, Downey achieves the same promiscuous waste of talent as hammy British actors of old.

>Despite the supergeeks’ arguing either against working for the restrictive capitalist government or for their own sense of doing right and correcting injustice, the fact is, nothing here has gravitas. Civil War is politics as adolescents misperceive social/global crisis. This has been going on for so long (ever since Hollywood realized the bounty to be had in cajoling comic-book culture’s ready audience; since, say, the 1978 Superman film, then 1989’s Batman) that, by now, the brainwashing is complete.

>the airport battle looked bad I swear it!!!! why wasnt it set during the middle of the night in a rain storm?!?!?!

>The trivializing has grabbed such hold that when a genuine pop artist like Zack Snyder deepens comics lore into visionary, moral art (the profound Man of Steel and Batman v Superman), many fanboys, and critics, react with anger, resentment — and ignorance.

>To praise Civil War as entertainment is to accept its puerile conflicts. This is the moral reduction that has happened to American youth culture in the wake of the generational dissents of the Vietnam War. Movies as violent as the Marvel flicks are not pacifist but are proof of anti-military sentiment — such as became evident in the confused Ferguson protestations about “militarized police,” a foolish, redundant term exploited by manipulative media outlets and politicians. Civil War furbishes aggression simply to excite viewers who are as programmed as poor Bucky.

>In a similar sense, Civil War exploits recent political trends such as Black Lives Matter. Black actress Alfre Woodard (whose portrayal of a comically psychotic wench was the only convincing characterization in 12 Years a Slave) appears as a grieving mother who blames Stark — standing in for the Military Industrial Complex — for the death of her child, a promising youth with a 3.6 grade-point average. Woodard’s “Who’s going to avenge my son?” shamelessly taps the illusion of Michael Brown, Freddie Gray, and Tamir Rice as Boy Scouts and potential Rhodes scholars. That’s way out of bounds.

It's a /tv pisses itself and pretends CA:CW is garbage episode. Don't bother posting..

>This pandering passes for political relevance among non-thinking viewers. So does the film’s multiracial superhero team, especially new inductee Chadwick Boseman (superb as Jackie Robinson in 42 and James Brown in Get On Up) as the offensively named Black Panther, a pseudo-African potentate who possesses suspiciously feline/feminine powers of vengeance. Black comics fans are an immediate target of Marvel Studios’ exploitation. Note the scene where Black Widow, played by the white, ultra-sexy Johansson, is confronted by Black Panther’s aide, a Nubian queen with fore and aft protrusions and powerful swagger. She threatens Black Widow: “Move or you will be moved!”

>This patronization is consistent with Marvel Studios’ political infantilizing. The vigilante Avengers’ inability to avoid collateral casualties when fighting the bad guys raises the global body count. These blithe depictions of tragedies precipitate the film’s basic ideological quarrel, similar to that in the powerful Batman v Superman. Yet Civil War’s evaluation of this dilemma, of what’s at stake in American politics, is petulant and trite. Stark critiques the roguish Rogers: “Even when he’s wrong, he thinks he’s right. That makes him dangerous.” This tempts a Bernie Sanders/Elizabeth Warren–style American self-reproach, just as Sanders is the model for an early scene of Stark at MIT funding every student’s research proposal. It’s alarming — if not offensive — to see an entertainment film feed this fatuousness to juvenile moviegoers so as to shore up their political fancies.

>No wonder Civil War’s big blow-out — half the superheroes pointlessly battling the other half in a Leipzig airport — becomes repetitious and calamitous. It’s the most pointless, decadent scene of the year so far. Directing team Anthony and Joe Russo work by-the-numbers, staging blurry, undecipherable action and rounding up extraneous Marvel characters Ant Man (Paul Rudd) and Spider Man (Tom Holland) for comic relief. It’s rebooting on top of rebooting simply because fanboys love a reboot; that’s how pathetically indoctrinated we’ve become. The Russos’ Iron Man versus Captain America competition appeals to comics fans’ sophomoric cynicism, but the head-banging among invincible beings amounts to nothing; it lacks the magnitude of Batman v Superman’s soulful contemplation of wounded people who are torn and fighting against themselves.

>Marvel Studios shows no appreciation of what “civil war” actually means. At least the Wachowski siblings were genuinely implicated in the race/sex struggles of The Matrix (1999), but here, the Russos’ imitation of the Wachowskis’ diversity carnival doesn’t work; it’s not heartfelt theorizing, just exploitation. Without Zack Snyder’s visual wit, Marvel’s tedious, hackneyed formula costs this film’s political allegory its metaphorical heft. And a generation of filmgoers, now accustomed to comic-book pettiness, will lack the proper moral outrage. They’re ill equipped to realize how Civil War’s quasi-politics cheer our current state of incivility as a thrill ride. When everybody’s vengeful this is the trash we get.

This is like that wolverine movie, where the effects aren't finished

right?

>boxes disappear at 0:07
>in the next shot they're there

Literally a deleted scene

i cant stop laughing oh my god

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youtube.com/watch?v=xy1cpJTewvg

Waaaaawaaaaaaaaaa...

Yes, it's not in the movie. The effects aren't finished because it got cut. DCcucks are getting pathetic now.

You don't need to defend it. The Synder keyboard warrior's can't see through their cheeto powder covered lenses well enough to appreciate anything with color.
That's why they crave legrimdarkuuu

>that CGI ground
>how it looks like they are photoshopped in the image
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It looks worse and worse after each rewatch.

This can't be real.

>Adam Sandler’s comedies are not “dumb fun,” maybe that’s why they’re not in critics’ favor. Sandler’s hilarious new film Jack and Jill (in which he portrays both male and female fraternal twins), brings to mind the great line that Ernst Lubitsch’s classic 1946 female plumber comedy Cluny Brown “upset people who didn‘t like to admit they have plumbing.”

>Jack and Jill reveals that Sandler’s best comedies (Grown Ups, Bedtime Stories, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry and the great Spanglish) are really love stories. He explores affection without the class and gender guilt Judd Apatow hides behind (the distraction scuttled Apatow’s grandiose Funny People). Sandler’s willingness to appear “dumb” is what makes his films so cathartic. He thrives on being unembarrassed–the key to classic comedy going back to the Greeks.

This is the guy DCcucks keep bringing up to justify their obsession with a brand.

black iron man literally looks like a ps2 game

>making Robert Downhere Junior the tallest character through the power of CGI

But that looks bad

Pretty much everything in that image is centered right at the center

...

It wasn't like that in the movie, retard.

Armond is a meme critic

>implying anything about those lines is wrong

>/film// when?
never, fag

>/film// when?
We had it 4 months ago and it failed

This can't be real

Stay triggered DCcuck. Enjoy JUSTice League being a mess that the studio will fuck over in editing.

what the fuck

embarrassing, no wonder 8 year olds love this film

It's a deleted scene that didn't make the final cut. The effects aren't finished.

>no wonder 8 year olds love this film
Well that is their fan base after all

nice try marvelcuck we all know it's real

You're the one getting upset about a review user

t. robert downey jr

that looks like a big black dick in the thumbnail

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now we're getting Freudian

This. The fight literally stops because somebody got hurt. I've seen worldstar videos that felt weightier.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU THOUGHT THOSE FRAMES LOOKED GOOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Entire scene is 90% CGI
>Literally create a scene from the ground up
>Make it look that fucking boring

So is Marvel lazy or just creatively bankrupt?

woah.. you sure showed me!

>Dat "cinegrid"
Please tell me this is a troll post.
Half of those are just medium shots with one or two characters haphazardly framed in them.
>Top of Spidey's head cut off
>Top of Iron Man's head cut off
>What the fuck is that framing inside the hangar

What the fuck is Panther's stance there? This is why you don't 100% CGI your heroes.

Holy shit! Unfinished CGI in a deleted scene off the special features of a DvD!

Marvel BTFO!

>Captain America has to actually fight a completely human mercenary in Winter Soldier (guy on boat)
>Kicks an Iron suit out of the air that can keep up with jets

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What the fuck
People say Wanda's powers are unclear (they're right), but Captain's power level is wildly unbalanced
>

>is centered right at the center
>DCucks literally can't come up with a coherent criticism for the movie.

Amazing.

kek this thread is great

>implying mods aren't capeshit posters.

>posts one of the most boring cinegrids I've ever seen featuring positively unremarkable framing, absolutely no dynamic lighting, muted colors, and a CGI environment so drab that it's not even worth commenting on
>someone points out that the framing often seems to alight with a central point of focus - creating a flat, uninteresting image
>L-LOL, D-DKEK!!!!!!

Marveldrones are hands down the most hilarious people on this board.

wait the guy with machine guns and rockets in his suit.. tries to RAM captain america? why? The guy with no powers other than melee combat??
did everyone just forget that bullets are a thing

ahahahahahahahahah wtf?? bahahahahaha

>uses big words
Lol DCfag cry more

this literally can't be real

Unfinished footage can't be real?

this is Sup Forums if there is one thing we are obsessed with its big black dicks

>Marveldrone can't keep up with a first year film school-tier conversation about framing and lighting

Fucking yikes

>civil """""""war""""""
>less than 15 people

woohoooo ahahahahahahhahahaha

AND Zack Snyder. Don't forget him.

>did everyone just forget that bullets are a thing

They didn't want to kill each other dumbass.

>CIVIL WAR
>a handful of superheroes non-threateningly attempting to stall each other in a vacant airport
>Tony literally invites a child he doesn't know to the fight, that's how fucking serious it is

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>They didn't want to kill each other dumbass.
What the fuck? This is what I don't get about the fight scene in Civil War... so they were simply just play fighting and never wanted to hurt one another hence why no one used bullets to kill another?

Pathetic

oh yeah! and sexy cia/bane too.

>The Hobbit barrel sequence is 90% CGI
LOL HACKSON FUCKING PATHETIC WHAT A JOKE OF A SCENE HACKSON IS DEAD
>Civil War airport fight is 90% CGI
F-FUCKING BRILLIANT!! LOOKS G-GREAT!!! TH-THANKS, MARVEL!!! GREAT AS ALWAYS!!

Marvelbabbies are my favorite. Always good for a laugh.

>but dee cee
? ? ?

>Civil War
>both parties want to make sure nobody gets hurt

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

>ScarJo's right foot doesn't even touch her shadow

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>can't understand big words
Just stop

jesus christ this cant be real , this cant be happening
I officially apologise to snyder and the dceu, im deeply sorry for what Sup Forums has said to you

Notice how they actually just captured them, and later transported them to their secured superhero facility under the fucking ocean?

Notice that part where they spend a whole scene there and talk about it?

Killing them was never the fucking point you autists. The title of the movie doesn't dictate LUL KILL EM ALL! They were already all connected, they have no desire to kill one another, so yes when someone nearly dies it changes the circumstances.

The fact that this is such a common criticism instead of Civil War's other faults is Pathetic

Why are most capeshit threads filled with nothing but shitposting?

>""""""civil war""""""
>not set in the 1800s

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Because the conflict that started of as nothing but a gag has escalated into a deep-rooted hatred. Soon Sup Forums will be like the remnants of old Yugoslavia.

Hahahahaha, this cant be real?!

Mouseketeers will defend this, bwhahahahaha

Just remembered was at dragon con last year and a guy was cosplaying as a male stripper version of Bane with "Sexy Bane" written on his skimpy shirt.

My interactions with him were as follows.

>Was stripping part of your plan?
>Of courshe!
>If I take that off will you get hard?
>It would be extremely arousing....
>You're a sexy guy.
>....For you.

Good times.

>Giant tower in the back doesn't have a shadow
>What the fuck is up with Black Panther's stance
>Lighting is so shitty that Black Widow's arm literally disappears into darker parts of truck
>only real thing in the frame is ScarJo and they admitted to CGI-ing her head onto her stunt double's body to hide her pregnancy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THE MORE YOU LOOK THE WORSE IT GETS HOLY SHIT