RIGHT, I need 3 scallop, 2 risotto, 3 salmon, 2 wellington, and 1 bass, yeah?

RIGHT, I need 3 scallop, 2 risotto, 3 salmon, 2 wellington, and 1 bass, yeah?
and DON'T FUCK IT UP

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Here's the first Wellington, chef.

Cor blimey chef me ol' gov, that's a pack a' corkers innit? Wos Kev gonna do round Dorking way when me mum's apples are busted, you know wat I mean?

One order of dubs, comin' right up chef!

Aw no, you let them overcook and now it's ruined. LOOK! TOUCH IT! LOOOOOOOOOOOK!

Pasta's on, chef

NICE
AND
HOT

todays fish is trout a la creme u daft cunt m8

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HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU FUCK THIS UP
YOU BLOODY PILLOCK
DO IT AGAIN AND YOU'RE GONE

I haven't got a fucking clue what you're on about

I will never understand how the chefs can remember everything they have to make. When Ramsay starts shouting out orders quickly on Hell's Kitchen, I can't remember any of it

youtube.com/watch?v=lxy1d0g2GcQ

You'll appreciate this.

youtube.com/watch?v=u0Z7EPh8oLU

c-can you repeat it chef? *sweat nervously*

routine. They do it day in - day out, and get quick and efficent at it

Can I repeat that? Yeah: FUCK YOURSELF.

when gordon says "whos taking the piss?" he looks genuinely surprised that anyone could hear what he said and be even a little bit offended

le..let me write that down please, Chef..

on hells kitchen they each have a section (fish, apps, etc.) so they only have to remember the orders from their own section.

I only have 11$ rn I can't wait for my first paycheck so i can get that hot meal.

I drank all the wine Chef

tfw nobody ever responds to my ramsay threads

come again chef?

THIS THREAD IS UNDERCOOKED

Is Hell's Kitchen peak introkino?
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>ooough
>go on
>ooough

Lol

>>ooough
What did he mean by that.

Salmon's done chef!

Can we make a meme where Jack is bane and Gordon is CIA

But who is Dr Pavel?

this webm is upsetting
ramsay would be ashamed

Is this a crazy person?

Here's some therapy

this is just classic bantz lads

Is there a video for this on youtube, I want to know what kinda things he's putting on it. I can't tell if this is a dessert or something else

Uh chef.. I forgot everything you needed

You're cooking with SHA-ARKS now

>this is just classic bantz lads
No it isn't, you shouldn't act like that when we bant.

This is so fucking british I'm in tears.

HOW COULD YOU HAVE ALREADY FORGOTTEN, YOU PILLOCK

Cuz I'm Da Jokah Baybee!

>TOMAHTOES
>IN

IS THAT FOOD HELFY GORDON?

DUDE SCHOOL MEALS LMAO

Look up tostilocos, it's similar to this.

Ainsley.

you cook with a lot of fat yourself man

PINK SLIME
youtube.com/watch?v=pPnKxWvPM6o

>spends all that time trying to make a point
>now who would still eat this!?
>*every kid raises hand*

>A Pom giving a fuck about eating blood and bone
>Shitting on skin, the tastiest part
What a fucking faggot Jamie is

Isn't it good that we're using all this stuff instead of just throwing it away?

I undercooked the baby, Gordon.

>tries to improve school meals
>does it in the WORST way possible: forcing it into the kids who don't give a fuck anyway
>schools do it, every child hates the guy
>policy gets forgotten about in two years tops

What was he thinking?

I JUST WANT KIDS TO EAT HELFY
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HERES YOUR SCALLOPS CHEF

>who would still eat this
>they all say yes

I bet jamie wanted to kill himself at that point

>this it was british parliament sounds like

Embarrassing.

You're forgetting where they are from, blood pudding is fucking food kino in the commonwealth

>Watch American senate shit
>Everyone's a little faggot
>Watch Westminster kino
>Great bants and shit talk
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Of course a fine dining chef and owner of 3 star restaurant would think a greasy pizza is terrible.

Pizza is supposed to be a big fucking greasy, but tasty mess. I look at that pizza he eviscerated for literally reason, and here's what I think-

>wow that looks cheesy as fuck and delicious
>God I love thick crust, man it would be awesome to dip that into some ranch
>it's so doughy and fluffy, god I just wanna put it in my mouth
>this pizza is fucking huge and greasy, it's literally what I want right now

This is how any normal person looks at this pizza.

>wetting chips

Oh, fuck that guy.

>Pizza is supposed to be a big fucking greasy, but tasty mess
Fast food pizza is, restaurant pizza is meant to be real food. This is a key difference, if he was running a Pizza Hut he'd be fucking awesome

Post Ramsays face when you didn't let the wellington rest.

Are you from Chicago?

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Not the same qithout the music tbqh

pizza with so much crust that the inside of it is raw is not a tasty mess.
watch the episode again and look at how fucking disgusting it looks when it's zoomed in

>That ending

No one would eat that. It has to be satire or something.

WHAT THE FOOK IS THIS?

There is a ramen version of this in a styrofoam container. It's not a joke either, some lady is actually serving it at a food truck. Anyone have the webm for that?

fuck man this webm gets me
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

Alright get your pan and just add 100 ounce of Knorr chicken stock pot.

Brings out that flavor.

Jack is a true visionary of culinary technique

Have you not worked in a kitchen?

Average order at McDonald's is at least 3-5 items and you get a new one every 30 seconds

>Comparing fucking McDonald press cook to real restaurant shit
Fuck off

I don't think you got his point.

It's basic expediting, scaled to size. McDonalds has lower quality food but a vast quantity they have to output. Most restaurants have markedly better quality but far less orders per hour.

>thinking I was comparing rather than contrasting

Shit-tier food industry is often too much for the average bear, but everything is still just a fast pace assembly line.

I worked at a McD's as the overnight back crew, which meant I was /the/ kitchen worker. After 1:30am that shit's cake, but the point is, you gotta multitask and have a routine or you're fucked.

McDonalds also cooks their food in less than a minute, it's not comparable, your job as a cook in McDonalds to apply heat to patty for a few seconds, throw in bag

youtube.com/watch?v=DsyfYJ5Ou3g

#btfo

you think chefs cook from scratch when orders come in, don't you?

>I love Thai food, I love cooking it, I love eating it
>But I fucking hate gooks
Whoah, what the fuck Ramsay?

dzieło

No, I worked cooking shit in an RSL, it's still more fucked and stressful than McDonalds was

lol FOR YOU

>he can't handle the bantz

youtube.com/watch?v=sQ-1DMLP0CE

No fuck off trying to ruin everything with dead meme.

>inb4 NICE AND HOTHEAD

yeah you guys are oh so hilarious

he is a national treasure so they just ignore it when he relapses

Mcdonalds (and other fast food joings) display all orders on a screen that includes a timer since the customer paid

They don't need to remember, they can check the screen whenever they want and even see it flash red if they're taking too long

"That doesn't taste too bad."
"For you..."

Kek'd.

Why is the American version so shit compared to the original?

British version is comfy as fuck. American one is hilariously over the top.

Ayy

Americans can only watch reality TV if it's completely over the top and covered in dramatic soundbites and violin cues.

The American one has some fucking hilarious moments though.

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Wanker, blonker

It's plonker you fucking cunt

NON STICK MEANS NON STIIIIIICK!

PUT IT IN THE PAN YOU FUCKING DICK!

how will he ever recover?

HOW MUCH IS IN THE BIN?

look
Look
LOOK
LOOOOOOK
Loaoouaiuaghk!

>man it would be awesome to dip that into some ranch

Just exactly how fat are you?