I am God. How's everything going down there, my children?

I am God. How's everything going down there, my children?

fucking terrible

can you kill off afew billion people please

Why did you make me this way

traps are gay, RIGHT GOD???

we were doing just fine until the women started thinking they actually deserve rights. now things like sjw's exist, and for some reason that makes me want to hurt somebody.

i want to kill myself so i can get off this gay earth. help me please?

God is Jesus nigger? or blackies lie

>mfw there are people in this thread who really believe this is God

Alright. I stopped smoking cigs. Me and my so aren't doing well. I'm worried for my kids. Any suggestion god?

Pretty cool tbh.

Eh. Take it or leave it.

Fucking drink like a normal person.

Try a douche flute, helped me quit.

>taking the bait that people are fucking following along for the shits and gigs
fuck timmy, you excited for 8th grade?

3 layers of irony, faggot. You too dumb for a joke.

>i was only pretending to be retarded

Not my problem if you can't get multidimentional jokes. Educate yourself.

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For your imagining pleasure.

Be careful out there God.

Can you make Trump black? It'll be funny

we want more celeb nudes

It's alright, but I must ask: why did you create wasps and hornets? They're just bees except they're assholes.

Can you make it so we just get wifi everywhere? That would be cool.