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I was always thinking about creating a new /brit/ thread but I has always been a bit shy. I think it all began when I was around 5. I can't remember what happened but ever since I always felt anxious when I had to do a public speech or generally being in the centre of attention. It has all changed when I first arrived on Sup Forums. The guys on /r9k/ did an absolutely A* job with showing me the right direction. I first went to /adv/ where I was advised to do something for myself by either regularly visiting /lit/ or /fit/. I chose the latter, and ever since been hitting the gym 5 days a week. After nearly a year I got into a pretty good shape. /adv/ then recommended me to visit /soc/ and find a gf. I never had a girlfriend. There was that one girl in second grade but I don't think I was being serious enough back then to think about it. So I hit the /soc/ and met that one Irish girl. We started chatting over Skype and after few weeks decided to meet up. I invited her to a local restaurant in my city where my parents had their first date, hoping it will bring me a good luck. Everything was going well, we chatted, exchanged thoughts, discussed our life plans, and so on. The time flew and before I noticed it was already 10pm. I offered her a lift home but she refused. I mean I can't blame her; she was brave enough to meet a stranger from Sup Forums in real life. She took uber home. The next day I texted her suggesting another meeting. She hasn't replied for few hours but then my phone finally buzzed. I was extremely worried by this point as I thought she decided to cut me off. So I picked up my phone trying to unlock it. My hands were shaking and sweating so the sensor couldn't read my fingerprint. I went with plan b and decided to input my backup password to unlock the phone. Then my mate Aaron started ringing. I got angry as it wasn't the best moment, but after a moment of hesitation I answered the call. He asked me if I heard the news, but 2000 character limit has been reached

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cara

Don't like this edition, but I will accept it.

not one single letter

gays were all molested as children

enjoy prison for bullying a mentally ill man just know that I have been contacting the police for weeks about this issue of you lot bullying tim

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o-okay mr user
where do you live?

gay boys

the british government exacerbated the famine conditions because irish population growth was a threat to their supremacy of the isles. Y/N?

Can't stand OPs who exploit their position thinking it gives them reason to garner more attention

Piss off

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not a fucking pixel

hmm yes very interesting yes

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 44% (-1)
LAB: 31% (+2)
LDEM: 11% (+1)
UKIP: 6% (-1)
GRN: 2% (-1)

(via YouGov / 27 - 28 Apr)

its literally just marcus hauser and nothing hes done is illegal

my favourite internet picture

please give me your honest opinion on this image

Tim is perfectly independent and functional. I will not have anyone treat him like a retard

want to find a way of killing myself without my parents finding out

can't think of one sure enough

>b-but your Honour, he sent a PIZZA, what do you mean it's not in the same boat as rape threats?!

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daily reminder that I am the biggest rorke in these threads

First for stop bullying a mentally ill man

I live at my house on my street, come over, we'll watch a film, kiss, cuddle, suck each other off, I fuck you hard, cuddle some more, it'll be wonderful

you mean the guy who himself harasses people because of his delusions?

LIBLAB SURGE

makes me think of the skit on Ready To Die

united Ireland soon

mrs may will bend the knee to the germans and give us what is rightfully ours

together once again!

We'll let the police judge that :)

If you have a good method of ending it let me know please thanks

scum

Tim isn't mentally ill

steal a boat
go west towards the states
once out of fuel, sink the boat and jump out of the boat naked with a brick attached to your neck
no one will ever find you

o-okay I'll be there in 10 minutes

*capitulates without a fight to British interests once again*

Sorry m8 looks like it's a done deal

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tim is famous now m8 where have you been

they'd already fucked ireland with the catholic succession laws they introduced
made it near impossible for there to ever be a rich irishman
the famine was just business as usual as far as being a peasant in the 19th century goes
the rich never gave a fuck about a peasants life

how big is the gay german's cock and can I see it?

Love sports.

Lee Evans just isn't funny

starting to put on the pounds haha, never been chubby in my life
going to just become a speed addict for a bit that'll sort it out

unionist from belfast here.
I think I prefer us to unite with the south rather than be out of the eu

youtube.com/watch?v=Q3DtTnz0q5Q

me and the lads

been posting in Sup Forums allday

it's nice to come back to my homeboys in here after a day in Sup Forums

soundcloud.com/ceilidh-hole-records/acid-reflex-the-knights-of-short-dickalot

good local breakcore

8.5 inches and no there's porn for thst

>labour encourage immigration because they vote left
>drives majority whites into arms of ukip/tories

>snp attempted surge in 2014
>drives former labour voting country towards the tories

do rorkes have cheatcodes on?

here was me thinking 4th times the charm. pathetic.

good man

tim is starting to look really depressed, please stop bullying him lads if he kills himself you'll have a life on your hands

nationalist from belfast here.
I think I prefer us to stay with the UK rather than be in the eu

I knew it'd be big, come on, link it, just for me

Love footy. Love pints. HATE Yanks.

he doesn't look depressed he just looks dead behind the eyes

>it's nice to come back to my homeboys in here after a day in Sup Forums

>"""""""my"""""""" """"""""""homeboys"""""""""""""

bored of the tim meme, the sooner he goes the better

Did Tim actually browse int?

Sit down, sweetie.

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yes this is him

Abortionist from belfast here.
I think I prefer us to kill babies

honestly what's wrong with you?

did you lie when answering lad?

>Nobody Does It Better - Jingle Bells - Honeysuckle Rose - The Colours of My Life

why does he do the same 4 songs

he was on the joe rogan podcast
full retard, maximum interventionism would bankrupt the country

end me

Nationalist from Belfast here. I fucking loathe the Republic and want nothing more than it to burn to the ground so we can start anew following the ideals of Pearse.

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Do it for Tim

abortion is illegal in NI

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with results like this I do not give one shit about the fact they can probably see everything we do

at least we're not getting trucked every week

when the bio oil hits

Ableist from belfast here.
I love crippled people

fucking creasing

bunch of queers

>obvious mental problems
>not living in shit
>not on benes
>clearly not fit for work

how does he do it

is it true that lanza posted on Sup Forums?

wew what's that smell

>do you lie
Never.

>What's wrong with you?
As evidenced by my values: Nothing.

Shut up commie.

BLAQUED

Back to uni tomorrow boys

If you don't remember the seaside mark gimmick you don't belong on /brit/

yes my laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaads

seas

I'm the last person you quoted. I am not memeing. I fucking loathe what the Republic has become.

trust fund

don't give a shit A SHIT


the only place that gets hit will be england. so fuck em

Why does Tim refer to the rental status of his property in every video?
Why does Tim feel the need to justify the date, his whereabouts and his legitimacy in every video?
Why does Tim feel the need to take the same selfies every day?
Why does Tim not hear that his guitar is out of tune?
Why does Tim continue to give away his address and personal details despite being harrassed?
Why does Tim refer to his middle name?

Answer some of these questions and we'll start talking about him being sane

hmm

yes, definitely a real person, not a fictional character at all

this is the of all young british women

Had 4-5 wanks today (can't remember exactly)
Now my willy is sore lads

absolutely starving lads
starving for big cock

seaside mark

yes my laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaads
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who remembers?

how much needs to be in a trust fund to have you set for a modest life like tim's

i hate it when womyn objectify men, no class.

he's not sane

he's probably the furthest you can get from sane whilst still being mildly functional

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hmm

he probably has savings too he was a manager in the IT sector before he went mad and he had a house with his wife which he probably sold after the divorce

his parents probably put all his money in a trust fun and he can only access so much a month because he can't be trusted

he goes at a will and buys a £2000 guitar when he can't even play one chord and has been playing years

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fuck up fagatron you sound like a robot

someone give me a rundown on Kev

Piss of Tory boy

eht's genahcide of tha british people

zach

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