Gotta get this off my chest somewhere, don't really care if anyone reads this

gotta get this off my chest somewhere, don't really care if anyone reads this.

not pre typed, so if you are following along, bear with me since I'm smoking and watching NXT also

>2012
>be me
>in a long distance relationship with a girl named Alexis
>super sweet, but dumb as fuck
>did a lot together, kinda knew each other's friends
>at this point, been together around 9 months
>have already broken up and gotten back together once, this becomes a theme for roughly 3.5 years
>february
>go to party at classmate's apartment
>grab a drink and start shooting the shit with him and a couple other classmates
>i go out for a smoke, come back in, they're all playing beer pong
>whatever, need a new drink anyway
>suddenly, I see her
>not conventionally attractive, maybe 5/10 on a good day
>something about her though, can't put a finger on it
>plus, no pussy in a while, and I'm a cheating asshole when I'm drunk
>grab a drink, chug half, approach
>"hey there"
>"hi"
>"i'm user"
>"Sydney"
>"do you smoke?"
>"smoke what?"
>potheadconfirmed.jpg
>sweet
>"well I know the answer to that question haha but in this case I was referring to cigarettes"
>spaghettiincheck.jpeg
>"ha, yeah I do, let's go"
>go to balcony
>light up
>start talking

>watching NXT

fuck off smark

im fucking solid already

>turns out, she's pretty cool
>talk for a few, head back inside
>beer pong table opens up
>ask if she wants to play
>"I mean, I'm terrible, but sure"
>play, lose, oh well
>"for a frat boy, you're pretty badat this user"
>"yeah yeah whatever haha"
>go out for another smoke
>finish the cigarette
>"hey Syd, wanna smoke?"
>"sure, but I can't match, all I have is a bowl"
>"perfect, all I have is weed"
>host comes out, smokes with us
>talks me up to her
>little bit of spaghetti falls out, but I don't think she noticed
>he goes back in, now just me and her again
>light up another smoke and just sit there and talk for another hour

nah, that'd be if I were watching NJPW

go on calling dubs

>getting late
>go back inside, refill drinks
>she goes to bathroom, I check my phone and see no notifications
>she comes back out
>starts to move a little closer to me
>gets flirtier
>I flirt back
>suddenly I'm hugging her
>"sorry user, I'm a little tipsy"
>"oh it's ok, not like you have cooties"
>go back out, have another smoke
>finish
>suddenly I get the urge to kiss her
>fuck it
>do it
>she kisses me back
>go inside, head to laundry room, start making out
>go to grab some ass, but rejected
>"sorry, I have a boyfriend"
>fuuuck
>remember I have gf
>bullet dodged?
>3 am, decide it's time to go

oh nice get

>offer to walk her home
>perfect, she lives five minutes past my frat
>get inside
>"shit, user I don't feel good"
>she runs to bathroom, starts throwing up
>hold her hair back like a gentleman
>eventually stops, brushes her teeth
>then we go to the bedroom
>sit down, and just talk
>til 5 am I sat there on this bed, smoked cigarettes, and talked about like with this girl
>had known her for 6 hours and was telling her shit I don't tell most people
>about suicidal thoughts and even an attempt in middle school
>she told me about some of her skeletons
>she starts nodding off, this is my cue
>get her phone number, kiss her goodnight, walk home
>go to bed happy

this is gitting gud keep going

>wake up
>start to process where I am
>shit I was drunk last night
>head hurts from using my sweater as a pillow, but minimal hangover
>then I start to process what happened last night
>don't even really think about kissing her, just thinking about the great conversations we kept having
>look at phone, do I wanna text her now?
>nah I'll wait
>text message, from Alexis
>"morning honey, going to work, love you

>shore up plans, all of a sudden Alexis calls me
>starts asking me what my plan is for tomorrow
>"probably just doing homework, have an exam coming up so I'll probably study"
>"oh ok well if you want a break just call me"
>"yep, love you"
>"hehe love you too user"
>kinda feel guilty because I'm putting myself in a position where it'd probably be easy to cheat
>but I trust myself, I mean I was just drunk Saturday, so I won't drink tomorrow
>talk to Syd more and more
>get very close very quick
>fall asleep thinking about her again, but now I'm sober

Bump

bump

>Monday now
>wake up, climb down from loft, turn on computer and try to wake up before class
>go to Facebook
>1 new friend request
>Sydney
>oh cool, now I don't have to stalk her
>accept, realize I'm running late, book it to campus
>classes are uneventful, no texts from either woman (Alexis didn't have Monday classes so she slept til kingdom come)
>go to lunch with pledge brothers
>text message from Sydney
>"hey user can't wait to see you tonight :)"
>"yeah same here :)"
>talk to Alexis throughout the day like I'm not about to go do some stupid shit

oh now would be a good time to mention that Monday was February 13, as in the day before Valentine's Day

>anyways
>last class of day
>text message from Sydney
>"hey is that offer for pizza still good?"
>"sure"
>pick up pizza, arrive
>she's very obviously sad
>"whats wrong, Syd?"
>"my boyfriend broke up with me the day before Valentine's Day, who does that?"
>who drunkenly makes out with someone else three days before Valentine's Day?
>oh wait, both of us loloops
>"geez, that's a shitty hing to do, I'm sorry"
>comfort her all night
>cuddle up
>under a blanket
>sudden urge to kiss her comes back
>but not in a "yeah let's go get some" way
>more like a "I feel deep connection at this moment" way
>repress the urge, don't want it to seem like the former since, after all, she got dumped an hour before I got there
>just enjoy the conversation and the cuddling
>"hey wanna watch a movie user?"
>"sure, what did you have in mind?"
>"fuck if I know, but I do have Netflix"
>start searching around
>never actually found anything though, because we just sat there and talked
>for like 3 hours

Bumping for you, OP

We shall bump on the beaches, we shall bump on the landing grounds, we shall bump in the fields and in the streets, we shall bump in the hills; we shall never surrender.

Bump

Consecutive dubs. Blessed be this thread.

>1 am
>"so the only reason I didn't ask you to stay the night Saturday was because my roommate is weird like that, but she's gone tonight so you can stay if you'd like"
>looks right up at me and smiles

god dammit guys, lemme tell you about that fucking smile. she just looked happy to be around me. her teeth were a little crooked, but it for me it was basically a perfect imperfection, at the risk of sounding like a fag. and then her eyes. those big, beautiful, hazel eyes...

>urge to kiss her comes back
>"no no, don't do it, remember Alexis"
>go to bedroom
>lay in bed and just talk some more
>4 am we finally fall asleep
>wake up next day
>12:30 in the afternoon
>fuuuck I just missed three classes
>somehow I don't care
>take a piss, come back to room, she's still asleep
>even the way she sleeps is beautiful
>nice ass, too
>still committed user
>wake her up after a minute and tell her I gotta go
>and then she fucking kisses me
>and I fucking kiss her back
>"hey um. can I come over again tomorrow?"
>"please"
>that fucking smile
>I am melted
>by another woman's smile on Valentine's Day

Bumpppppp

srf

Fuck all NJPW haters

Bumperino

Bwomp

Continue cheating faggot

Bump

Bonk

Bumper car

one dude up there called his dubs too, praise be to kek

different strokes for different folks, WWE guy personally

>text Alexis
>tell her I overslept (I mean I did)
>she calls me on break
>"I wish I could be there with you user"
>I don't
>"oh me too baby but I'll see you this weekend"
>"yes you will, love you"
>ya boy's gotta make a choice
>finish class, text Syd
>"hey :)"
>"hi"
>"what's up?"
>"nm hbu"
>ah shit, the short answer treatment
>"is everything ok?"
>"yeah"
>alright, still see you tomorrow?"
>"yeah"
>uh ok
>"goodnight Syd :)"
>"night"

fuck

Small dub, I like it.

Gronk

>the short answer treatment
She's being confortable with you >:(

whomp

Write this shit out beforehand you fuck

Nuh uh, bitch said "hi"

where's the fun in that you pruck

Let's go op

Gumbo

my thoughts exactly

You're good at this OP

I appreciate the bumps, fellas.

>Wednesday now
>yes, I get to see her again
>call Alexis after my first class
>she's already done for the day so I can do this
>break up with her
>wanted to do it earlier but I wanted to show Sydney that I was better than her ex because I wouldn't dump her the day before VDay
>but I did it after, because thats so much better, right?
>text Sydney
>"hey what time did you want me to come over tonight?"
>"6, I promise I'll cook this time"
>realize she probably knew because I changed my status on Facebook
>she perked up again
>aw shit mutual interest, don't fuck it up
>time comes, go to her place
>timed it perfect, dinner is ready as soon as my shoes are off
>lemon chicken, mashed potatoes, broccoli (I will never forget that meal)
>no drinking yet
>"so user, what happened with you and Alexis?"
>"well, if I'm being honest, the distance was starting to get to me and I wanted to break up sooner, but it was too close to Valentine's Day and I didn't wanna be that guy..."
>that makes sense, were there any factors?"
>bitch I ain't showing my hand
>"nah that was pretty much it but it was a big enough deal to me, you know?"
>half smile, "yeah ok"
>she knows

NIGGA, she ended with "night." No girl that is happy ends with night. Gotta be the, "Good night

Bump

bumpp

Bump

...

Bumperooni, bumperoli now continue with the storyoli

This guy know what's up. Bumbus

Op, you dump a possible 10/10 for a 5 nigga? Show us a pic of alexis please. I want to see how dumb you are. Anyway, it's a chance of getting two pussies at different times. You should have just told her that you are going to break it with alexia and leave the fb status up. ;)

Boop

Ignore this fucking faggot besides the part where he asked for pics

Nah ma dog, at this point Syd knew he was in a relationship, she prob didn't want to push it since user isn't showing any sign of interest in his text either.

Nigga, you dumped a possible 10/10 for a 5/10? Show us a pic of alexis. I want to see how dumb you are. You missed the chance of having two pussies in your grasp. Dumbass. You know you could have just told her you are having problems with alexis and not change your fb status right? ;)

>not pre typed, so if you are following along, bear with me
bro

>resume the movie picking conversation
>decide on Pulp Fiction
>what does the L stand for in Samuel L Jackson? Motherfucker.
>actually watch movie
>smoke a couple bowls, have a couple drinks, feeling pretty damn good
>Alexis is the furthest thing from my mind right now
>why do I feel this comfortable this quick?
>attachment issues growing up resurface
>get attached
>but I can't let her see that
>movie ends, we don't move
>just lay there and talk some more
>urge to kiss comes back again
>fuck it, do it
>glorious makeout session
>few minutes later, i go pee
>"meet me in the bedroom"
>yesmaam.avi
>finish and go to bed
>aw man, still has her clothes on
>lay down, light a cigarette
>she looks at me and flashes me that smile
>again I melt, but now I dn't have to feel bad
>single now
>hopefully that changes
>cuddle up, talk about life more
>4 am again
>kiss her goodnight, she turns around, we fall asleep spooning

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Remember that user

Samefag ^^ dubs

write faster op

Mungus

she deleted her FB, and I don't use other social media, but rest assured she was not a 10/10. for whatever reason, I prefer 5's and 6's, probably because I'm a solid 5-6 myself

also captchas are getting annoying af

...

U rite. Op made the wrong move with accepting that fb request. Maybe ig could have worked better.

Lmao bruh you turned a work into a shoot

Noogayi

Ignore my phones retardedness.

10's don't smoke I doors. That's a for sure par 5 move. No judgment.

Bump

bbump

Ah I see.

Pics

bumpaniggy

buump

>839
>small dub
Did your mom drop you on your head 5 times a day or 4?

get off my board normie scum.

>fucking dream about her
>sleeping next to her, I fucking dream about her
>wake up
>holy shit yes
>why do I think I already love this girl?
>no you don't, you're just infatuated af
>kiss her goodbye, grab a bus back to the dorm
>homework and beers with bros tonight, noice
>wanna do chad things like usual, but Syd doesn't leave my mind
>why do I all of a sudden feel like I'd be wronging her if I did something?
>stay "faithful"
>text her all night
>this keeps up for about three weeks, me basically staying with her every other night

going out for a cigarette, give me 5 minutes

Grunfkle

Bump

fuck

Syd will die by the end of the story calling it now boys

Dubs have spoken

Smoke and type, faggot. Smoke and type.

"Much love"

>HH

Fucking bump but i wanna say something, relationships where involve distance DOESNT WORK

Bumping with the bes walp

Dude raw connection absolutely trumps attractiveness, maybe you'll understand when you're out of highschool/your mom's basement.

You text her every night without porking her once?

OP plz, must know

Hurry up, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeèeeeeeeeeeeee

Bump

Is that Keanu Reeves eating taco pizza at a shitty backwater joint?

got a kiddo now, don't smoke ciggys inside

>go over to her apartment
>she's noticeably depressed
>fuck
>apparently she was failing her classes and they kicked her out
>her roommate had left and stuck Sydney with the lease that she couldn't pay
>so she had to leave
>now the good news is that she lived about 25 minutes from my hometown, so at least I could see her when I came home (I only lived 2 hours away so I came home every 2-3 weeks anyway
>says she leaves in two days
>fuck it, spending 2 days with her
>laugh and cuddle and make out, but no sex
>fine by me, I can wait, no big rush
>don't go to class, don't go to the frat, just hang out with her
>help her move out
>her mom and grandma take us out for dinner
>long, emotional hug as they drop me off at the frat
>maybe a tear or two is shed
>but I was coming home the next weekend anyway so I'd see her then

Can someone screen cap this I'm going to sleep

>i can tell that things are starting to get more and more serious
>she leaves her toothbrush at my place
>she asks me to meet her family over the weekend
>fuckfuckfuck
>agree
>go to her family's house
>as i walk up to the house, Alexis texts me
>heart racing
>she calls twice
>heart racing faster
>we ring the doorbell
>"come in!"
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

fuuuuuuuuuuck

fuck off cunt, i thought op cucked me

fckn nice

moar

you have a kid what the fuck user you puss slayer!
>i'm just kidding faggot neck yourself.

jeabited?

god damn you

Too late. 4/10 for effort.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck off. Says the same fag that watches porn. Oohhh hurrrr durrr, I love my wife so I won't watch porn hurry durrr. I rather fuck my 1/10 trap boyfriend than a 10/10 pornstar hurrrrr durrrr

I have a girlfriend btw dumbshit