MAINE?

MAINE?

Perhaps he's wondering why a man would write a natural end point, then 12 more chapters.

YOU'RE A MAD DOG.

>crashing this tower with no survivors

>start first Dark Tower book
>"THERE WAS THIS BIG FUCKING DESERT. OH MAN, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT. IT WAS THIIIIIIIS BIG."
Still love the King, though.

for chew

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED WRITER

YOU'RE A BIG GUY

> We'll never see the extended cut of Maximum Overdrive with 20 additional minutes of cheesy fatalities.

My flight plan doesn't list the whole of reality.

Why is he so obsessed with niggers?

CRASHING THIS CAR WITH BUTTHURT SURVIVORS

The bibliography lists Misery, The Shining, and Doctor Sleep here, but only one of you gets a signed copy of The Tommyknockers!

Maybe it's you who is obsessed with them.

>the monster is so out of this world that we can't understand that it's a fuzzy orange light so to us it looks like a big spider

This man is a god damned genius

You guys might have heard, he's been in a car crash a few years back...

Big Clown 4 U

Elba is going to play Roland in the Dark Tower adaptation.
What part 'he fucking looks like Clint Eastwood' wasn't clear?

>muh archetypes and cliches

King is such a fucking hack.

19 U

MANE?

YOU'RE A LIL GUY

BLAINE?

not using
>crashing this van with no survivors

Ya dunn goofd

KEK is that word for word?

kek