I just dine-n-dashed an ihop

I just dine-n-dashed an ihop.
>AMA

What a fucking rebel. You must be so proud.

Nigger.

what'd you eat

did you just dine-n-dash an ihop?

Did you go by yourself?

Not really.
Mhm
Like a fucken ham amd egg melt and fries. Friends ate pancakes the bill came out to 60$ and Im broke.
Yes.

This

>$60
how the fuck did you manage that with a shitty melt, fries, and pancakes ???

>Broke
>I should go out and eat!

What a fucking idiot. Are your friends niggers too? That couldn't cover your broke ass.

Fuck you.

What location?

Nice try FBI

What's it like knowing that the IHOP Extrajudicial Police Force is going to hunt you down and use a vise to crush your testicles?

Looks like the one in SF

In depth;
•Mozz sticks appetizer.
•Chocolate pancakes (tasted like ass)
•Double cheesburger with fries.
•HAM AND EGG MELT WITH FRIES
•EXTRA ORDER OF FRIES NIGGER
•3 DRINKS.
•FUCK
Waitress was also the manager and was yelling at the cooks. We said fuck it.

did you just dine-n-dash an ihop?

Did you just dine-n-dash a Denny's?

what you gonna do now user

What color is your skin?

how did you do it. did you just walk out when everybody was busy or something

This is how my uncle Pedro died

was it all worth it though?

They've got cameras all over the place. Inside and out. It's only a matter of time until the police show up at your door.

Yee
No
Sleep
White.
I was actually gonna pay that shit with the check thing in my hand and card inside, that I look across the building her thicc ass is yelling at pablo for taking so long with the pancakes so I thought "She can cover the tab" and we walked out. I feel bad I didnt leave a tab though that would've made for less guilt.

liscense plate outside
moms car
fuhhh

i think your good though

How does it feel knowing you are contributing to negative racial stereotypes?

Did you take a fat shit there to add insult to injury

rofl.

did you just dine-n-dish a Perkin's?

How many other people were at the IHOP?

Nigger.

Are you so poor that you must steal food? You must be a child of rape. Get a role model.

how poor do you have to be to run out on a check at an ihop. shit.

Pros:
•Still have 60 of my own dollars.
•got to eat free tendies
•Manager deserved it
•adrenaline
•good story
Cons:
•Degenerate petty theft
•im fatter
•cant go back there

Basically this

WHO THE FUCK SPENDS $60 AT AN IHOP!

Tru it wasnt my car
Im a white pinkesh red boi
Next time
Yes
Yes
Yes
Poor

That bitch expensive

did you just dine-n-dash a George Webb's?

What did the manager do to deserve it? Also did the server deserve it too?

oh damn the FBI is investigating $15 theft now

pay attention.

Yea
Working at a starbucks I can tell what hell it has to be for the employees. Shes a big cunt. She was also the server. Took long and yelled at the cooks.
Im fukt

do you have the reciept?

Nah. Left it there along with the pancakes that we put in a doggie bag for later.

pics of the pancakes??

>hoping op delivers

Left them shits at the dining booth

"want to get a doggy bag?"
"sure why the hell not"
>leaves it

do you at least have any sort of memorial token to show us???

Yeah nigger the 60$ that remains in my account.

Did you just dine and dash a food?

mind posting your credit card info so I can see this proof?

did you just dine-n-dash an uhop?