I bet you sad trolls don't know shit

I bet you sad trolls don't know shit

nice trips faggot

You visited Nunavut but not Ontario?

Hokkaido is part of Japan you mong and Sahkalin and Yuzhny are part of russia

fuck you, youre the faggot here

Heil Hitler

Nice

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still saving for my OE

yes

Australia doesn't exist there?

wow edgy

Are you an English teacher?>Be European
>Take a jog
>walk through 20 countries

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>pipe smoking moko hobbit

literally new zealand.

here you go negro!

one day...

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>Be an Amerifat
>Too fat to even walk a kilometer
>Doesnt even know what a kilometer is

what?

That's Eurofag for a mile.

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germanfag you should visit belgium and taste some real beer

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Never!
Those Dudes are like Jews, I am only driving threw when I am visiting Croatia.

what else is to see in belgium?

>Belgium
>Real beer
Dont wanna say Belgium beer is bad, but they have the Czech Republic right on front of them
Those Niggas make the best fucking beer

the refugee takeover of the european capital, all the belgians I know avoid Brussels as the plague

You say that like it's a bad thing

Newfag

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Dont mind the Amerilard
In about 3 minutes he is so out of breath, he will need to sleep for some hours

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Is Tanzania where you found your boyfriend?

not nearly as traveled as some

Did you pledge your allegiance in Germany or in Iraq?

What's up with all the americans visiting Iraq. Are all americans ex-soldiers?

DERP!

I've just confirmed I'm retarded because I can't figure out how to make one myself

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HERP DERP DERPA DERP DERP

You had to use Google to find out which country it was didn't you?

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seriously can someone tell me how

You take someone's picture, open it up in paint, select the pipette, click on a grey country, then select the bucket with paint and fill in every colored country. Then fill it in the way you want.

Is that a yes?

Just because you have nice trips.

I live in germany now and lived for 2 years in switzerland beforehand but they aren't "homelands" so I kept them green

Yo, litfag here, why Lithuania of all places?

thank you kind user

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>الله أكبر
kek

REMOVE KEBAB

Cool story bro, tell it again.

no

>green for country
>only 60% of canada green
waht did he mean by this?

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cyprus is missing

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American education system

>not nuking China, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Kuwait, Azerbaijan and pretty much the entirety of Africa while you're at it

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I work for the foreign office of the uk.

Hahaha! Mein Reich Bruder! Crofag here. Thanks for visiting and come back again.

What was it like in West Papua?

What do you do on an average day? How do they decide where you go to?

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The deceased family member stew was delicious!

croatia is a seriously underrated european destination. I expected it to be like that scene in eurotrip where they show up in slovakia, but apparently all of eastern europe isn't like that. One of my favorite vacations ever.

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do you talk like leonardo dicapprio in blood diamond

rate

my nigga
sieg heil mein freund

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im guessing you toured Aus/NZ for rugby

Good shit

that's more like it, still forgot albania and romania

Average day I format and carry diplomatic infomation.

I go where the diplomats and ministers direct me to go. Japan was the most recent, The British Consulate-General in Osaka.

i live in aus now, had to go to nz to get citizenship. not going back to za until a white guy gets into government

i now realized this map is about countries visited, so... this

what was it like with the sand niggers of pakistan

>kaliningrad is part of russia
>russia is not green
dafuq?

East Prussia joke.

Sounds like a job that can be adventurous but is kind of boring most of the time, do you like doing it?

It's called "Ostpreußen"

Primitive masses with a hate filled religeon at the centre of its power.

it should be but it was actually Königsberg
Ostpreußen was much bigger

Trip from Spain to Vaticano in a car stoping in campings, pretty cool. Im in love with florencia.

go away new fag

think i travel an average amount for an aussie