Ever impregnated anyone?

Ever impregnated anyone?

two different girls.. but still not a daddy.

Abortions?

...

Yes once. She miscarried though which, looking back, was probably lucky.

Whoa so if she had what do....gow does one get out of child support

yeppp never a fun situation.

Getting someone pregnant and knowing them implies you have had sex.

5 year old with first wife, current GF is 6 months pregnant.

First wasn't planned, the one in the oven was.

My current gf got pregonte not while ago

I have many times in my dreams.

Is that Melisandre?

Yes , a friends gf , I met her while out , we got chatting , she drunkenly told me the two of them had been trying to have a baby for the past year , she told me she'd had tests done an was ok , he was refusing to get tests and blamed her , messing i say if you need help I'll sort you out , we both laugh as me an friend look a bit alike , we drink an go home , few days later I gat message from her , remember your offer dose it still stand , I arrange to meet an we talk about stuff an agree to have sex , I tell her friend must never find out , she totally agrees , we arrange for her to come over every few days over the course of a few weeks until she gets pregnant , she comes over an we fuck , she just bends over an takes it from behind the first time , second time I take some viagra , she comes over I fuck the living shit out of her , repeat viagra mega fucks for about six weeks twice maybe more times a week , she gets pregnant , deal done ,
Two weeks later she calls , she likes me fucking so can we carry on . I say yes , she's still with him but I fuck her silly every week , been two an a half years , he's paying for my kid an she's got another on the way .. I'm a good friend me

yes

no 3d girls though, that shits disgusting

>Me

>have sex

Ha ha

My fiancee, twice, first was accidental while on the pill and second was after a period living apart we got a house and let loose knowing we wanted a kid.

your mom

Lies, hot lies, but lies nevertheless

First fucking thought that came to mind. Extremely alike , or photoshop , or its actually her.

She's about to pop a shadow demon out to murder beta baratheon the fag

2016 thanksgiving
after fam i head over to friends house to party
friend's sister is there (couple months before that gets divorce)
friends go outside to smoke. girl grabs me and takes me upstairs.
we go crazy in theater room (brother walks in on us and sister just tells him to close the door), then we go into daughter's restroom and go at it again in the shower.
she later leaves, i feel pretty shitty. talk to friend, he says that his sister is pretty crazy and unstable at the moment cause of divorce.
i'm still sweating bullets if she ended up pregnant or had the kid (i haven't seen her since then)

Hey idiot 1 and idiot 2, it is her. She was part of the (somewhat) recent leaks.

it is her

>Hey idiots , how dare you not know every bitch in the fappenings and various other leaks as if your life depends on it and you jerk your dick to every celeb leak there is
Why do you assume everyones into celebs and their leaks? I jerk my meat to other things.

haha my exact thoughts.. thank you for this totally fake story!
but hey.. you're anonymous and i'm sure SOMEONE has done this anywhere.. so true??

Took a bunch of mdma with my best friend and we fucked, she got pregnant and had an abortion, she got the coil and we kept taking mdma and fucking, didn't tell me for like a year and only told me 'cause I was fed up with her as a friend. She told me she was going to keep it and tell me it was someone elses. She already has two kids to two different dads.

>, , , , , , ,

and now you can jerk your meat to this, like everyone else on the internet

Fucked a girl on a one night stand.
Was drunk so blew inside her.
I text her a few times afterwards but she clearly wasn't interested so I gave up.
She text me a couple of times and I ignored her to play hard to get.
Then out of the blue get a phone call saying she thinks she's pregnant.
Agree to meet somewhere and she takes the tests.
Definitely pregnant.
Decide to have abortion.
Go to clinic with her.
Never see her again after that.

>be me 16-17
>dating 15-16 year old
>she lives with me, my mom and brother
>her parents are total pieces of shit and she has no where else to go
>mom shows her compassion
>moves in and sleeps in my bed while i sleep on the couch
>have to ask her every day if she took her birth control because she often "forgets"
>only have sex if she tells me she has
>having sex one day, bust a nut inside
>tells me she might've forgotten to take her pill
>make her take it
>some time goes by and she's feeling sick in the mornings
>go to the doctors
>she's with child
>ohshit.jpg
>tell her we have to get an abortion
>"but why user?"
>have to explain to her that we're both teenagers with no jobs, living under my mom's roof
>tell her to imagine how much shit my mom's gonna get from her mom for letting this happen
>probably wouldn't have happened anyway if her bitch of a mother didn't kick her out in the first place
>she finally agrees that raising a child right now isn't the best thing to do
>gets an abortion
>constantly Googling what a fetus looks like a different stages of pregnancy
>follows along with what her baby "could've" looked like at 2 months, 4 months etc
>gets depressed
>tell her to just stop looking at that shit
>she doesn't
>gets more depressed
>she convinces herself and tells her best friend that I forced her into getting it
>claimed that I said if she didn't get an abortion that I was going to leave her
>whythefuckyoulying.png
>look like a total fucking scumbag
In the end she cheated on me with someone asshole who sweet talked her away and now treats her like shit

> didn't have time
> sorry was in work
> sadly using iPad
> pain in the ass green texting on iPad

and that lad, is why you never stick your dick in crazy.

You get a pass given you were a teen

Sounds like you came out on top user, you lucky fucker!

Is she pregananant?

That's a funny video

yes. 10 weeks along currently

yes
after performing sex in the missionary position
for the purpose of procreation

Yup. Preggo sex is fuckin great.

Yep. You don't want to know who. At least they are not making me pay child support. They prefere having "father unknown" on the birth certificate.

my wife one and my gf once. luckily the girlfriend was cool with ending it and not telling, but things kindA ended with her after that.

Wow you must be a real piece of work if the mother wants absolutely nothing to do with you

Every girlfriend I've ever had has at one point been pregnant with my jizz creature
Usually take some pill I would just let them sort it out
>mfw I'm white
>mfw secretly a nigger

sister.

Yeah, got my wife pregnant twice.

probably some incest situation is my guess

I'm involved, just not on paper or word of mouth. Different issues than what you think. Damn, are you baiting me?

NOT FAIR! There could have been a lot of other situations. How did you think of that?

first thing that came to mind
kind of a fantasy of mine

Damn... I forgot so switch to Sup Forums mode for what is normal thinking. You probably read some drunken submissions I posted. I don't do it often, but if that's what you're into, you probably caught them. One of the "moar" people. lol

samefag is same.

No he is a nigger.

samefag ain't

>went of a study abroad trip for a semester during college
>there was a cute blonde girl, really tiny, about 5'0
>flirt alot, find out she has an asian bf back in the states
>towards the end of the program everyone in our group decides to go out one night, and we all get super drunk one night
>everyone in our group leaves except us
>brought her back to my room and kept drinking
>she's tiny so she's obviously smashed
>tells me she's only been with her bf and wants to try a white dick
>be white
>profit
>too late and drunk to find condoms
>she's hot and practically begging to get fucked. told me that it was ok and that she WAS on bc (turns out she stopped taking them cause she didn't plan on having sex when she was abroad)
>decided to go for it and smash this dude's gf
>but had trouble getting it in for probably over 20 minutes cause i was too thick even after a shit ton of lube
>was too drunk and getting annoyed so i decided to just ram it in
>she screamed but whatever, i was finally in
>felt amazingly
>not sure if it was because she's super tiny or if she was used to her bf's small dick but she was crazy tight. maybe it was all in my head?
>hammered her so hard her was crying at one point
>kept going cause i'm an ass and i wanted to blow my load
>finally unload my balls into her
>she thanks me for the evening... lol
>leaves with a face full of regret... lolx2
>ignored me for the rest of the semester
>get back to the states and i get a fb message
>tells me that she was late and several pregnancy tests came back positive but that she was going to take care of it and she just wanted me to know
>sent her back an applause emoji

You fell for troll bait, my friend. Wait, do people really notice "samefag"?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>"samefag"
>proves he's not samefagging
>"lel i was trolling you XD"

Test pls ignore

Yes.
>Got dumped by gf, sad
>2 months pass
>She wants to fuck again, yay
>Condoms are unusual for her, but I don't trust her now, so I put on a condom anyway and fuck
>She got pregnant and is keeping it.
>HOW THE FUCK? Probably fucked another dude before me and wanted to frame me
>Randomly she gets cancer and the baby dies inside her, yay
>Never talk to her again

Yes, my wife.

I've knocked up three women. First one had an abortion so her husband wouldn't find out. Second was with my ex-wife, but she has a miscarriage. This was a long time girlfriend. I have a beautiful 11 year old daughter.

>I have a beautiful 11 year old daughter.
continue

>this user is lurking for father-daugher incest stories

holy fuck, she is qt

Continue what?

just your mom

i can provide one of those. but its just something i read on the internet, and its completely fake. so its not like it really happened or anything.

Give it to him, think of it as a thread bump. Just alter some of it to have the kid as an 11 year old so it is consistant with your previous post. I'm too lazy to web search for stories and not creative enough to provide fiction. I'm a drunk. Kudos for you though. ;)