The smashing of a window awakens you from your deep slumber

>the smashing of a window awakens you from your deep slumber
>through hazy eyes you look up and see this
>wat do?

get naked

I grab my rounders bat and get to smashing the tranny faggots skull in.

Find the heaviest thing next to me that I'm still able to lift. Kill that thing and explain to the cops everything later

Roll for initiative need above 4 to pass

1. Open window
2. Push whatever that is out window

>Hey! I dont drink anymore sorry babe

Then proceed to frot with her dick

>drinks Heineken
get out

Sigh...
Fucking communists.

RAPE