How will Sup Forums ever recover from this BTFOing?

How will Sup Forums ever recover from this BTFOing?

How are men in first place

Mario Kart confirmed for Socialist shit

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Why does every Tumblr screencap follow this fucking forumla?

How are women in last place?

It's also why Mario Kart will never be at a tournament level of competitive play.

Completely irrelevant, but I got a blue shell in first place once.

Nintendo Wii, on the ghost boardwalk thing. Was in 5th, hit an item block, and before it finished spinning, I jumped the shortcut into first place. Got a Blue Shell when it finished spinning.

Checkmate, feminists.

exactly the argument of a child

>non-whites granted the privilege to live in western society
>claim they deserve the same rights as the natives

lel fuck off

If you used a blue shell when you're in first place, you'd just hit yourself.