Ask an illuminati victim and likewise the most hated person on earth anything

ask an illuminati victim and likewise the most hated person on earth anything.

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Are you a virgin?

nice pasta

are you a slav rape baby

why does it fucking matter? yes.

You gotta start working out dude. Everything is better with some endorphin's.

Are you enjoying the Islamification of your country?

How oily is your skin?

no
pretty regular dry

how does it feel to be a fat ass gaming windows-using piece of shit

does anyone want to play shores of hazeron with me?

LMFAO patheic.

Absolutely

How about you go fix your country.

what're you fucking a white male ?

how are you an illuminati victim?

This and dubs says it.

Ill bite, how were you victimized by the illuminati?

Go to bed Hans. Or get get arrested by the German SWAT again you dumb shit eater.

ITT: You egg on a schizophrenic deutschbag

they stalk me and mindcontrol me. they make me look like i am crazy. i have the papers as proof right here.

>All in german
Damnit! I don't know what I was expecting. OP im sorry I can't speak german, can you give a short but detailed synopsis about what happened to you, whats the document in context to?

I don't speak cuck

You go on /x/ and used to shit post about being in a simulation. You would also try and beg femanons to be your gf. Get meds you crazy sausage nigger.

they broke into my home and put me into a mental ward against my will for 2 months with a made up reason about that i heard voices and shit.

Tell me your story though, I will believe you, I just want a detailed story to understand what you're going through, and I love a good story.

>walk street
>car turns in
>reach end of street (other side)
>car gone

>walk train station
>digital clocks
>next day
>clocks suddenly old analog clocks
>next day
>clocks digital clocks again

>walk train station
>there is a road crossing for people
>it has 1 street light for humans
>next day there are 2 big street lights next to eachother
>the fuck

>be may 20 of the year 2013
>be sitting on couch
>suddenly a ghost kiss kissed my lips and i also felt breasts

>2012
>inside medical facility
>one night
>look out window
>suddenly a green lighting ball zips across the street outside my window
>next day tell psychologist about it
>she ofc doesnt believe me
>it was a mental health facility

>fall in love with boxxy
>wish everyday to meet her
>one day go on a hiking trip to neighbourcountry
>go onto a wodden watchtower
>suddenly there is boxxy with her male buddy
>they both talk english aswell
>the coutnry is poland and i am german
>we both silently watch the sun going down
>their number plate on their car said "CW:1997"
>thats boxxys initials
>the fuck

>be sleeping
>dream of boxxy being in a certain chat room
>i have the chance to wake up now and go check or continue sleeping
>i continued sleeping
>turned out next day that she really went there at the time when i dreamed about it
>biggest regret of my life (i had the chance to talk to her alone)

>be almost sleeping
>suddenly walkie talkie noise appears near my bed
>walk on clear field
>suddenly walkie talkie noises again pops up near my head

>game i am playing
>my tank becomes indestructible
>it magically leads its grenades into enemy troops
>The fuck?

>chain my bysicle up near a trainstation
>the next time i went there its suddenly gone

>be in subway
>my thoughts direct wether the train moves or doesnt
>it stops at stations that are not even on the line i was at.

1/?

>be in subway
>my thoughts direct wether the train moves or doesnt
>it stops at stations that are not even on the line i was at.

>walk town
>look at builing
>take a seat next to building but facing opposite direction
>2 minutes later look back
>the building is suddenly gone and instead there is a fence now

>other night
>walk around town
>see cars driving towards the big town near my town
>watch them closely
>pass a tree on the left side, cars drive towards big town
>then passing a tree from the right and the cars that drove towards the town suddenly all came back and moved away from the town

>come back from grocery
>guy in tram takes photos of me
>walk at night in town
>people standing on a balcony take a photo of me
>sit at home near window
>guy across the street takes a phot of me, that continues for a long time, a few months later i decided i never roll up the curtains again

>walk around in town, same night as the vanishes building happend
>witnissed 2 guys bringing a girl in a garage
>sneak inside
>wait a few hours
>the guys come out again but not the girl
>they said "the body is still warm"

there are other smaller things but they are not worth mentioning.

here is where they tried to kill me:

>be walking in town at night
>a guy in a black car was waiting for me at the train station where i just came from
>he follows me
>i get a sense of danger in my gut
>switch the road side
>danger avoided

>be in hospital
>they inject some stuff in my arm using a drip
>i felt how my brain took damage
>use a bottle of water to stop the drip by injecting water into it

2/2

hahahaha...

Go roleplay somwhere else, faggot.
Or rather, don't roleplay at all and get a life.

I need more info from both of you.

OP who do you think broke into your house, where did they take you, which mental ward? In what city?

When did this happen so we can prove it

I hope that you weak willed germanics go extinct...and not just in germany...but world wide.

fuck you

Go to /x/ or type in "Hans /x/ Sup Forums" on jewgle. Hans is just a schizophrenic retard. Check the/x/ archives.

i lit some paper on fire in my room cause bored and then neighbours called firefighters and ambulance and they shipped me to hospital and then from there to a mental ward.

that happend near berlin. why do you need to know where? can you protect me from the illuminati?

when i walk outside people take photos of me and they stare at me the entire time when i am walking.

i tested that out.
i was once standing the entire day at the same location in the city and a guy watched me for the half of the day and then he went away and a second guy came and took place at the same location and watched me till it got dark.

and before i got there at the same day they watched me how i was going into the tram that goes there.

Make Aliya to Israel

Well don't draw attention to yourself. You got arrested by SWAT for sitting on your roof with a bby gun shooting at people. There's a video of you getting arrested for it to.

If you reverse it in the mirror is it read able?

What's it like to fall for the meme?

dude they dont have the right to MAKE UP A FUCKING STORY ABOUT HOW I HEARD VOICES

THAT NEVER HAPPEND!

at the ward they injected 2 bottles of tavor into my veins. that amount could have put me to sleep for 2 weeks straight.

Make Aliya to Israel

what does that even mean?

i am not jewish.

so when are you gonna kill yourself?

Lol. You schizophrenic retard. You think you're in a simulation and you keep looking for some girl. (I forgot her name) You need meds and you need to stop. Or else...

My boy, your tales concern me deeply. I can help you. watch youtube.com/watch?v=Ah7KGeB6LYo starting at 6:10

This sounds like schizophrenia, do you have any family members who are schizo? My uncle was, maybe you are schizo man.

as soon as i get as pistol. which will never happen :[

else what?

OHHHH SHIT I NEED TO SEE THIS FOR SCIENCE

i am shizophrenic actually. got it from my mom who is too.

but that doesnt mean the illuminati dont stalk me ffs.

you need a gun to do it bro
ropes, bleach, knives
suicide can be found in any common household item

Or else I'm gunna doxx you and send SWAT to get you again before you go full retard.

*dont

Why are germans so mentally unstable?

They can't just enjoy life, they HAVE to do something retarded

Do you German "men" pretend your crazy to get out the responsibility of standing up to your hostile government? A way to cope with the shame of being emasculated non-breeders? What is the root cause of your larpy ways, user?

wew lads this whole thread is getting RRRREAAL good

i can ONLY do it with a gun.

why would you do that? because i fucking post on Sup Forums? do you hate me that much? never heard of freedom of speach? if you dont like my thread then dont fucking post here.

Go to the /x/ archives. He used to shitpost everyday from like 2012-2013. Mods went on a spree to ban "Hans" threads because/x/ turned into Hans shitposting instead of Paranormal shitposting .

That's a fair argument, do you have the video of you with the bb gun so we can identify if it's really you shooting, I need to see this video bud :')))

HOOOOOLYYY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THIS IS HANS?!!??????????????????????????? Bro bro you are a legend I believe I believe

its "hanz" faggo

youtube.com/watch?v=P5QiF7ulocw

I just think you're a fucking retard. You're just shit posting again because you're schizophrenic. You gay German retard.

It's likely you have schizophrenia m8, go see a doctor.

shizophrenia is not a valid argument, mexishill

Like I give a shit how its spelled.
And that's the video I was talking about.

Hey man, long time no see!

What are you up to nowadays?

Are you jewish ?

You look familiar. Aren't you the guy who was on the roof when the police surrounded you and shit? What was his name again? Peter?

go back to you crazy bitch

Ohhh yeah hanz. Now I remember.

Im crying in real life what the fuck is happening in this thread is that you bro

>2012
>inside medical facility
>it was a mental health facility
Why did the let you leave?

u better should give a shit because you told him to look up "hans" in the fucking archive. and he would not find anything because its "hanz"

because they cant lock me up for my entire life.

hanz, we have been waiting for you to come back. how was your trip?

Go back to the Psych Ward you shit eating German retard.

what trip?

Im so glad I came here tonight, good luck with the CIA hanz those guys looked savage af homie, you almost cut your hand bad on that glass, you need to call vice big hawmie and get them to do a profile on you

HAHAAHA god op, you're a fucking tard
you really need to stick your head in a stove now

WHat if I told you I had pictures of you talking to German officials on a train traveling several hundred miles East as of 3 months ago?
I have pictures of your face and head, pictures of an event that you have no recollection of. You went on a trip all-right. It's no coinicidence that everyone is using such terminology.

Please take videos of these people that are spying on you and post them here. Then you can have help from people here on how to best handle the situation once they see you are telling truth

whut

what the fuck?

You did 3 steps to me
3 steps to her

Turn around, man hahaha

why didn't hitler gas your grandma

are you saying you are her? :O

can we please not derail this thread?

This is getting so good, sir please allow us access to view these tapes, this is vital to the case here.

if he did that you had no idea i would ever have existed and youd have different problems. you wouldnt notice a difference. no relief.

I'm not saying anything. I'm trying to tell you, man. I'm basically screaming at you through the monitor. You have no idea who you're talking to right now.


It's a small world.

Give your address please.

wladislaw-wolkow-str 27 in fürstenwalde

Except it is, nazi. It makes you paranoid and psychotic, it makes you delusional and distorts what you perceive as real.

This is CIA Hanz

>Mfw reading this shit
What the fugg :DD

Stay calm. Agents are on their way

God I hate you. They're gonna torture the fuck out of you from blocks away. Expect it.
Fat. Fucking trash.


Stay away from radios

i didnt even mention the worst shit

>be talking to grown woman
>she goes back into her house
>woman comes out saying "dont talk to my daughter shes too young for you"
>girl comes out again except shes suddenly a 6 year old fucking kid

she literally transformed into a child.

jesus christ this thread needs to be stickied

This has been a great thread, there are wild stories about agents following him and getting institutionalized, video evidence of Hanz jumping into a window and agents following him with guns, there are other people speaking in codes who could be agents or just people fucking with him to throw redherrings around. This is some really good entertainment right here, better than harry potter.

What ze fugg is going on in this thread

why the fuck are you guys all so "happy" in my thread?

everytime i make threads the standard few 3 replies are "take your meds" but this time you all act different.

did something happen that i should be aware of?

HOLY SHIT I NOTICED A NEW MANDELA EFFECT TODAY IN QUEENS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY DRIVING TO WORK TODAY AND I WAS SINGING ALONG AND THE FUCKING AI CHANGED THE LYRICS FROM ; "Gotta leave you all behind and face" the world TO FUCKING "Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Don't stop believing. Hold on to that feeling

It's 4 am, I have insomnia and I hallucinate hard, I can't tell if this is real or not

There's no need to pretend you don't know. We already know you do.