Who can stop them?

Neymar
Couthino
Lucas Moura
Fernandinho
Firminho
Gabriel Jesus
Filipe Luis
Casemiro
Douglas Costa
Marquinos
Fabinho

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Their defense

Germany.

A certain Central European country with no sense of humor

Good GK: Ederson Moraes, Alves
Good defeders: Marquinos, Filipe Luis, Wendell, Fabinho, Thiago Silva

Where were you when 7-1 happened?

>Lucas Moura
>Fernandinho

that just looks godawful
other teams don't look all too well either but still
no team on paper actually looks good anymore

Probably their shitty manager as usual

Their manager is the reason they beat Argentina 3-0 in a wcq.

They couldn't win against us in 2001 with that amazing team, why should we be scared of FUCKING NEYMAR?

Gimme a break mate.

argentina threw that game to get rid of their manager

Tite is showing some really good matches with Brazil. They could be, atm, the best team on SA.

Godin and Suarez are the only ones keeping Uruguay above mediocre tier

And? Do you think we had stars in 2001? Only recoba was good, again just give me a break


Nobody here is scared of Brazil and their plastic stars, in fact we very much like to play against Brazil or Argentina since we know that even with the shittiest players we can manage a win.

France

>Gabriel Jesus

Isn't he out for like 4 months?

>Marquinhos
>Thiago Silva
>Miranda
>Marcelo
>Felipe Luis
>Daniel Alves
>Ederson
>Diego Alves

Our defense is way better than our midfield and slightly better than our attack.

With Tite:
6 games
6 wins
17 goals for
01 goal against
09 different players with goals (chemistry)

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Brazil 2-1 Colombia
Brazil 5-0 Bolivia
Venezuela 0-2 Brazil
Brazil 3-0 Argentina
Brazil 2-0 Peru

France, or a cheeky Iseland in 4 years

Keep your presumption down, my urugayan friend. Urugay is only second because everyone is shit, except Brazil now with Tite.

Chile = shit with Pizzi
Argentina = shit with Bauza
Colombia = shit with Pekerman
Paraguai = chokers

If we still had Dunga we would be shit too.

Fernando = warm the bench for Casemiro
Lucas Moura = not even called desu

Too much -inhos

The zika virus

Only 3 desu

Thank god he broke his foot now and not months away from WC

Mexico could beat em.

Diego Alves
Dani Alves - Thiago Silva - Marquinhos - Marcelo
Casemiro - Renato Augusto
Costa - Neymar - Coutinho
Gabriel Jesus
Would win if they weren't Brazil

I know you're memeing but we always cuck them In Important matches, can't see why not

>we

if they weren't Brazil meaning if they had not five wc already?

Le cut inside man

>Neymar
>Couthino
>Lucas Moura
>Fernandinho
>Firminho
>Gabriel Jesus
>Douglas Costa
>Fabinho

these are all frauds

I'm being honest, Mexico would probably beat Brazil

Having a Organised team > Having 11 pacey niggas

>Having 11 pacey niggas

sounds more like european teams

>Organised team

You mean like organized like this?

With Tite:
6 games
6 wins
17 goals for
01 goal against

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Brazil 2-1 Colombia
Brazil 5-0 Bolivia
Venezuela 0-2 Brazil
Brazil 3-0 Argentina
Peru 2-0 Brazil

Who can?

no title-winning goalkeeper
dead forwards
Shitty centrefowards

they are pretty much like us

>centrefowards
centrebacks**

why no willian?

Well, lets be honest, we are better than Argentina in every single position besides Messi.

>no title-winning goalkeeper
Ederson desu
>dead forwards
Coutinho, Neymar, Douglas Costa, Gabriel Jesus desu
>Shitty centrefowards
Marquinhos, Thiago Silva & Miranda desu

He's not in good form since he lost his mother, wich its a pity

>no title-winning goalkeeper
>dead forwards
>Shitty centrefowards

Are you describing Argentina NT, right?

>not rating Pikachu

Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Roberto Carlos, Rivaldo, Cafu, Lucio, Edmilson, Kaka, Dida

>Couthino
>Firminho
>Marquinos
Learn to spell

>Fabinho
Who?

still, we have better midfielder and that is what i care most.
If we domain the midfield, we domain the game.

Fabinho is having a far better season than Paulinho tho

And he's play in a good team, not in shit China

>Pizzi

>If we domain the midfield, we domain the game.
KEK

Chilean and Mexican bros, how confident are you to the Confed Cup?

Por que tá rindo, qsapa? Essa é basicamente a premissa do Tite.

We are going to win the confe cup

>Pizzi
> he win centenario cup.
> he Won China cup *meh tier (with local players)

i'm lying?

i am laughing at your english buddy

yeah, i'm triying my best, i speak a broken english.

i'm using: en.oxforddictionaries.com/
basicaly, i'm learning the language. (i don't like duolingo)

now i feel bad

thx

do not feel bad, i usually make jokes about "how i speak like the hulk"

HULK! SMASH! argh, actually helped me one time to get israeli pussy long time ago KEK

I say "time" a lot...

Didn't 2001 Brazil lose to fucking Honduras? Is that something to be proud of?

partying, alcohol Brazilian laziness

Except for Thiago Silva they are all equally shit.

Not actually

European (read: good) teams can and will stop them

Except for Marquinhos none of them are starters, and most of them are no even called desu

well, Germany France and probably Italia

What's the team though?

Cesar
Alves Silva Marquinhos Luis
Casemiro Fernandinho
Costa Neymar Coutinho
Jesus

>European (read: good)
>that fucking flag

Right now is:

Alisson
Daniel Alves - Marquinhos - Miranda - Marcelo
Paulinho - Casemiro - Renato Augusto
Coutinho - Gabriel Jesus - Neymar

Filipe Luís, Fernandinho, Douglas Costa, Willian and Thiago Silva are all in the bench.

Our weakest spot is our GK, who should be Ederson or Diego Alves. And no one likes Paulinho here because he's technically shit, but he's pretty much the guy who runs for everyone.

God damn, I am so excited by Brazilian team and I will watch them in Russia since I'm gonna be there next year supporting Serbia desu, hoping for Serbia Brazil penalty shootout final match after 0-0 game.

You will never live down 7-1 for as long as this sport exists

...

>miranda, silva and marquinhos are shit

Well I mean we can't all be blessed with Fuenes Mori and Otamendi now can we?

true

but who cares about 7-1 if we manage to get another WC?

6 wc, have you thinked about? that would be awesome

why would you rate Douglas Costa? I'm a bayern fan and think he's shit

>Doesn't include Miranda

Fuck off

although Brazil has the best atack, the only world class midfielder we have is this guy

>Argentina
>Germany
>Spain
>Holland
>Uruguay
>Chile
>Belgium
>Italy
>Portugal

Just like you beat us, right?

>EEEEEHHHH PU70!!!!

>It's another Brazilian-delusion episode

Kek

>Argentina

youtube.com/watch?v=2mdd6ytr0xQ

Literally it's just neymar, couthino, Douglas Costa, and a bunch of literal who sudacas

>who sudacas

>Marcelo
>Daniel Alves
>Thiago Silva
>Marquinhos
>Miranda
>Filipe Luis
>Casemiro
>Douglas Costa
>Gabriel Jesus

literally WHO SUDACAS

chicanos are the worst, really

Yeah well, we'll see about that in Russia.

Would you trade Douglas Costa for Alexis Sanchez on Bayern?

I'll really love to see Alexis and Arturo on the same team at least one more time ;_;

>another brazilian delusion episode
>op is mexican

>tremendo golazo hizo coutííínhooo

you couldnt beat us even when had Dunga. kek

youtube.com/watch?v=p5hfcMjIAoY

Dani Alves is shit desu, he got benched by fucklng Lichsteiner

He's injured fgt.

>they destroyed the reigning world champions! just give them the world cup already

our worst team ever 2bh

he is old, I agree

The current team is pretty good and that's it

>he is old, I agree
You watch the games, you fucking fagot? he's not on the bench, he's injured.

>bench

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bleacherreport.com/articles/2583606-dani-alves-injury-juventus-defender-fractures-leg-vs-genoa

foxsports.com.br/news/291565-daniel-alves-volta-aos-titulares-juventus-bate-o-crotone-e-dispara-na-ponta

Our NT.
No seriously for whatever reason Brazil chocke or almost choke against Mexico.

name 3 world-class players on your NT

i'll wait

Anyone with an aircraft carrier/police force

We'll, thats basically because of Ochoa. But now that you dont have him anymore...

I'm not talking about World class players you mongoloid. I'm just saying that for whatever reason Brazil flops against Mexico on important matches.

>well

...

he wasnt playing regularly eben before the injury

Not true m8. You dont need to lie about this,