Fucking why tho

>no one likes these movies
>the last one is worse than any blockbuster from 2014 through 2016
>fanboys don't liek them
>even bay would rather make war and fit movies
>literally no redeeming values
>every movie is a remake of the last

The first was at best a guilty pleasure, and they've been getting worse ever since

Because (((Hasbro))).

Who else would make Battleship and Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots?

>>no one likes these movies

Speak for yourself, Sup Forums is a big fan of Bay and his Transformers movies

The McDonalds of movies. Everyone claims to hate it, yet it still makes millions.

They all made over a billion dollars

Money pleases the Jewish studio overlords

The Transformers kinos are hipster/elitist filter. Why do you even watch movies if you can't have some fun?

the mark wahlberg one was by far one of the worst things ive ever seen
i mean not the action, that was great, and even the dinobots, but the story, acting and everything thats basically not an explosion was maximum cringe

why dont they just leave away the story, make 90 minutes war movie without all the other bullshit, like transformers vs dinobots war or something

The first 10 minutes of the first film started off so well, and now here we are

Download DoTM and fastforward to where the autobots faked their deaths.

If this one truly, truly is a story set on Cybertron like they claim and not "Mark Wahlberg on earth for 2 hours with 30 minutes of Cybertron at the end" then I'm hyped.

>If this one truly, truly is a story set on Cybertron

Dude, the movie is about King Arthur and Excalibur.

the part where the decepticons invade earth all the way to the end was fucking great. when are they gonna realise that the human drama is the shit that's killing these movies? they can't do good characters for shit. they're all fuckheads and nobody cares about them. but people remember optimus and bumblebee and megatron. so why the fuck can't they just make a 250million dollars movie filled with metal robots and no human characters?

How many are there? I've only watched two

>How many are there? I've only watched two

4, 5th on the way.

4. 3rd one is surprisingly watchable after the second half. 4th is unwatchable shit.

4th one is the best of the sequels because they finally got rid of LaBeouf, his cringy parents and his useless girlfriends.

shia>>>>>>mark "le inventor dad" wahlberg and random friends

It felt like the film turned into a live action version of the toon during the third act. There were little sprinklings all throughout that felt like someone really cared though like Megatron's design and the insane version of Laserbeak.

No nononononononononononononononononono

>why dont they just leave away the story, make 90 minutes war movie without all the other bullshit, like transformers vs dinobots war or something

A Cybertronian civil war flick would be really good.

4

3 is the worst but all are garbage

4 finally nailed Transformer interactions even if everyone was out of character

Am I just some old shit now? I have trouble seeing what's going on there's so much shiny chrome.

overseas markets

Why don't they just stop fucking around and make beast wars already

>no one likes these movies

yes that's why they make hundreds of millions of dollars every time, right?

Nonononononononono!