Waifu something claim thing thread

Waifu something claim thing thread

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (who gives a damn about your trips)
>Keep RP/ERP to a minimum. (You know who you are)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No sexually explicit images (You know who you are)
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Rem claimed.

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Why do peple like Chen?

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Gratz.

And they think they can get away with shit like that. Last time only three furfags dumped their stuff in one single alice thread and all of them were foaming at the mouth. So easy to mess with

And what if
Just what if
What if you have tried for years, long years, and each time you tried somebody died, or suffered, let alone the fact that you got so much shit that you landed in an asylum for nearly 2 years
What then? Could you still keep that shit up?
What if you tried the opposite way and got riches, fame, popularity, influence, power and everything you couldn't before?

Have any of you ever actually been with a woman? If you have I seriously doubt you'd be claiming a cartoon character as your wife. Fuck this is sad.

hello

I didn't take it as an offense or anything, don't worry :)

Anybody hated by alice is a cool guy thats why

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I have a husband uwu

Yes. Overrated. But for the hell of it I married somebody from threads like this because when I claim, I claim it all, bitch.

Like, anyone with any sort of information to ruin Alice or her threads are immediately shat on. I could probably post something negative about her and get a minimum of thirty replies.
Fucking pathetic man

Jui! What was true enough about Russia/China?

The typical virgin thing to say is that sex is overrated. It's just seems like a way to cope with virginity, acting like you aren't missing out on much.

hello friend

Thanks Ruru

This , although when I said "True enough", I was mainly speaking about the hate for the two countries getting bigger recently

If you think I'm on3 of her fucking dogs, ask Ika, tell her Neptune said hi.

I'm worrying!

I thought, you didn't want to call me your friend.
Ok.

You sound angry friendo. Probably from that stick up your butt, eh?

i dont want to
i want to call you my best friend

If that's what happened then to you then I'm genuinely sorry, but I don't feel personally that I would feel as if the solution was to become a negative person. I think that if I can come out of a house with an alcoholic mother, almost dying of starvation multiple times, attempting suicide and walking around in dog excrement, mold and rats for the first 12 years of my life and come out as I am now, then I guess it's just my nature to want to be nice

I'm off for a little while; be back in a few hours.
You shouldn't, even if it was an insult-type-thing I wouldn't mind it very much!
You know, even though you seem put-off or disinterested, a reply like that doesn't bother me much anymore.
Take it easy, friend.

; - ;

Ayyyy shampoo, now thats a good character there

wanna be my friend?
me too
welcome back

It is. I might have misjudged you at the beginning.

And if I post my marriage documents just to make an idiot of you, what then? I'm already past fucking around, even past marriage, beat it kid.
Besides, being a slut or a manwhore is not something you should be proud of unless you are 12 years old chav wanker ya sad fuck
Get your priorities straight beside self-preservation ya fuckin' ape.

Blood-chan? Okay, guess I'll do that. I don't think you'll tell me about yourself so
>she
probably will

Sure thing my dude

You're such an angel.

Take care.

Now that is what I call a smug fucking Minami

Also Xizt is claimed

Mexicans are mowing and it's very loud -_-

how are you ; - ;

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You're right, I won't, atleast not here, for obvious reasons.

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Come on...
>reply like that doesn't bother me much anymore.
Glad to hear. Thought, you wouldn't like that.

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good
why dont you find out?
what best friend?

I had nothing to do with this uwu

So whats up my dude?

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Nothing. I just don't want to play that kind of games.

Go back to your shitty Telegram please.

That's why I asked ; - ;

nothing about to go somewhere
im not playing a game
ask elsewhere i have to go bye

ok ; - ;

Oh cool, where to?

I don't believe you in the slightest.

damn son look at those titty Magoo's

I get it. Alice knows me for like 11 years so I don't have any secrets myself.
I kinda promised to prove myself so I won't ask for your contact info yet
Do you know the waifufags? Some of them might join the good fight from what I see
If thats true I have to stop being mean

You will never stop me from Xizt posting

We WILL NEVER SURRENDER

Gotcha my dude.

Understood my man, see you soon.

Ryuunosuke best master

Who the fuck is he even
Post whatever ya want
Except for gay shit. Gay furry shit. And gay diaper furry shit.

If I see you turn out to be a bit more interesting than up until now, I may want in.
Can't say I know all of them but I manage my way around.

Respond to Minami guy you pusslord

Isn't that the trap?

Fam, end yourself.
Or, maybe try to find some real friends, not a group of random people on the internet. I pity you, Vigil, Shiki, Syndra, Red, and every single faggot out there that can't get any interaction with people in real life and ended up making a chat group where they spend 24/7 from their time. Jesus, you guys are sad.

If i had any of those things, i'd be spamming them your way. Sadly i'm not dedicated enough to trudge through gfur threads to get them just to annoy you.

What?

Ryuunosuke is a murderer that became a master with no knowledge of the holy grail war in Fate/Zero
The one I posted is trap

What about me uwu

Neato, I just wanted to make sure I had the right character in mind

Guess that's too low even for this place. And a win for me

Guess I'll be somewhat neutral then. And okay, fair deal.

I think I had the last word. I always have the last word

I don't even know who you are, family.
You should feel proud I am giving you any attention :-D

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Glad to help I guess

Thanks best boy
Keep fighting the good fight uwu

Chen uwu
You didn't call me pathetic and worthless yet :(

You hang on animus often, no?
I can call you annoying and a nuisance.

Not good enough. And not Chen enough

Keep being a faggot who can't even chest lift 200 lbs. :-D

>76Chen uwu

Do you speak 9 languages like I do?
Did you graduated top of your class on medicine, went to Russia and got any scolar ship from theier goverment?

If you didn't, please, just stop replying to me or my posts, ever again. Get the fuck out.
I am the future of this world, you are just a little maggot who will work for people that will work for me.
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You didn't put enough feeling into it Chen uwu

Only when I'm bored. Got a few in animus who will join the raid if they are available. Gotta keep face there 'cause of this.

This is now an Xizt thread

post your rare Xizties

I'm getting there :(

>rare Xizties
You mean post picture of Xzist qualifying for LAN? :^)

Alright, I migth swing by over there, even though I really hate that place, too annoying for mobile, I'll probably pop during the weekend. Anyway, we have talked enough, we'll have more time then.

Mods are on my tail.

I don't really have a good way with words, so that's understandable.
I didn't really expect a lot when you first came along.

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>and ended up making a chat group where they spend 24/7 from their time
That's just unfair. I haven't been in any sort of group for at least 7 months, I was never cool enough to be around the botes.

I'd rather take option 1.

I wonder if this works...

what works

look here you little shit

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY HUSBANDO

Also, they have won every tourney they have attended in the last 3 months

"The bat signal" or something.

Farewell then
Alice just joined tho

OH HELLO OSAKA NO, LAUGHING MAN STOPPED WORKING AGES AGO YOU CAN FUCK OFF NOW

Glad to see you can evade. Or dynamic IP

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You know what else is on your tail? Me let's go lion dancing

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Hello.
Exactly.

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Whoa, are you summoning batman?!

Cute image.

Aww, forgot pic.

kumiko

Nearly as cute as this

Kumiko

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For those who don't understand Alice just pretty much threatened ya nigs with the greatest spam tool Sup Forums has ever seen, maxing a thread in seconds if not a split second. She is a kind of motherfucker that could pull it off too.

So, what are you lads gonna do? Tail between your legs and run? Or show some internet psychologists e-speech impaired slut who's boss around these waters?

I don't think Osaka could make laughing man work, deep shit ahead if it happens.
It was probably just a single threat for now.

Not quite. More a lazy attempt at ruining someone's malicious fun.