South America's peaceful neutrality disgusts me. Who's side are they secretly on? They can't be trusted

South America's peaceful neutrality disgusts me. Who's side are they secretly on? They can't be trusted.

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USA

LOS

LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS DE AMERICA

west coast sides with the usa
east coast + bolivia and paraguay with no one, but they are commies

USA
SA

Fuck off, Kissinger.

GO WEST COAST
GO COLOMBIA
BEST ALLIES

They often technically ally with us in major wars.

At most that means a few hundred Brazilians or something killing the enemy of the month while grinning like idiots.

L O S
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Usually, we work with whoever is the world power at the time.

That's why we started making bussiness with China : ^)

>making business with china
the first chinese arrive in argentina
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we do what is convenient for us, we have no ally except for Le eternal anglo (england)

I love this meme

yeah, but allying with the us will probably always be the most convenient option

either they're one the side of la junta or los comunistas, there's no third option

You are right on being skeptic about their facade, the happy outlook on life is just an exaggerated form of denial to shield themselves from harm, they only voice opinions shared by a majority for they believe that there is safety in numbers and once a more powerful trend takes off they are quickly to switch sides.

The secret is that they're almost as far away from the rest of the world as New Zealand is.

The real Chilean hate usa a lot, but we like shekels even more so...

kek this pic gave me autism. what are you measuring there?

USA

thats a good thing
loyal to no one
just like Albania

Colombia, Peru, and Chile are S tier countries.

Don't know about the rest of the bunch though

Perú will try their best!

I think he's measuring the furthest distance from point nemo

Opposite side of the world

The maximum distance you can get on Google Earth is half the circumference of the planet.

That's the maximum distance from the Middle East, which I figure can probably be considered the center of human activity in general. The point in the ocean is basically the opposite pole of the point in Eurasia.

There isn't a single island within the red circle

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>but we like shekels even more so...
THIS

so you saying SA is as far from the opposite side of the center of human activity as NZ? and that means what exactly? that they are both too far from the center of human activity? or the opposite of that center? aaaaaaaaaaa my brian hurts

Geography kills the American

This is a map of average distance from all people in the world

ah ok i get it know. although the center of human activity is obviously the east coast/NYC. so this map is off.

We suck American dick, but Brazilian people are afraid of conflict or war, so don't count on us for anything.

The map I posted is center of human population, not center of human activity
New York is center of human activity

Map of water hemisphere, half of earth with most water

we are with you bud! but if you are gonna bomb countries like always do and those countries attack you back you are alone

ah, yeah makes sense. i am slow

Map of land hemisphere, half of earth with most land

once the orange retard is out no bombing.
there was minimal bombing with obama
he was literally liberal european tier potus

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Argentina and Chile must be the most remote countries in the world if you consider what matters to be Europe + USA + China, Korea and Japan

Australia and NZ at least are closer to China.

>once the orange retard is out no bombing.
>No bombing

NZ is furthest away from Europe
Chile and Argentina are furthest away from China and India

Do you like us, Peru?

Brazil has been playing both sides in a long time.
We have supported the US during WWII and our alliance hasn't been broken and we'll still act if needed, but at the same time our gov finances socialists regime all over South America. All the big political parties have socialist tendencies, the bigger one is formed from ex socialist guerrillas. Teenagers are largely leftists and supportive of socialism.
Hard to predict, plus the whole thing when Snowden showed our cunt socialist president was under investigation of US spies and they had bugged her phones and all.
We're a wild card and the US shouldn't trust us.

Only if you keep defending Israel.

ok i will bomb you personally if you are craving it

>Who's side are they secretly on?
I don't know.

who cares, it is a shithole filled with monkeys

like a good witcher we are neutral

interesting

They're just bidding their time as all ascendant powers do.

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We are with our mother England