>be muller >be having absolutely horrendous season >fans just patiently waiting for you to find your form again, no one's really getting angry or going nuts >club repeatedly states that you're an important part of the club's family and have no intention of moving you, ever >take it easy, don't mind being sat for a CL match, be comfy with a blanket and crack jokes with your m8s >get subbed on in the last 5 minutes >score a rather meaningless goal to make it 5-1 >fans give you a rapturous applause and your entire team is so happy for you
why is muller the most likeable player in the game and why is bayern such a loving and loveable club?
Josiah Ortiz
hes a dude that plays on the grand stage with a team thats approx less than 20 miles from where he was born
kinda gives everybody hope that its not just money money money and southamerican jugglers or paceniggers
Caleb Rivera
nigga still goes back to his village to play footy with his brother and cousins
literally a bavarian farm boy that somehow found his way onto a world class team
Connor Rogers
/thread
Blake Ortiz
>mfw arsenal made him regain his form
Anthony Robinson
He is based af He is a literal simple minded Bavavrian Dorfjunge (redneck) and he doesn't give a fuck and just keeps it real
Michael Campbell
a sacrifice no one will lament
Jaxon Jones
>Bavarian redneck
Hans, can you explain the stereotypes of your rednecks compared to ours? This fascinates me.
Ryan Robinson
Austrians are rednecks as ´fuck
Joseph Peterson
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Hunter Hughes
Hometown hero
Josiah Taylor
Gusch Hochkultur, oida!
Josiah Watson
müller is our guy
Nicholas Barnes
The real German rednecks are usually Easterners.
But even there is a difference between coastline Ossis, Eastern Berlin, Brandenburg, Saxony-Anhalt and the South. Never saw much of a difference between Thuringia and Saxony 2bh.
They dress differently, they speak differently, none of them works, they wished they were still a communist shithole and they are to a certain degree. They even have different names than regular Germans and Western Germans look down on these names
Lucas Gonzalez
People from a rural area and small villages in the middle of nowhere in Bavaria. Usually more conservative and very traditional to their Bavarian roots and conventions. They keep old traditions like "Stammtisch" (regular meetings to drink beer) and "Schafkopf" (mostly old Bavarian card game) and they speak exteme Bavarian accent that you barely can understand as German language... They are not uneducated like American rednecks though.
Andrew Hill
He has the most punchable face I've ever seen. I hate his face so much. I want to see him die on the pitch. Motherfucker.
Ian Butler
>Usually more conservative and very traditional >They keep old traditions like "Stammtisch" >play some local card game that's true for most rural areas though
Evan Carter
>mad at based muller
Benjamin Brooks
iktf
John Diaz
I don't mind Robben, I dont mind Schweinsteiger, I don't mind John Terry etc
but this fucker has the most punchable face in football. Everything he will ever do I will hate.
Parker Evans
>most punchable face ever
that would be your greaseball gay boy Ronaldo im afraid
Michael Nelson
Yes. Thats redneck behavior.
Carson Baker
He's a cheeky motherfucker but I like him.
Charles Flores
Absolutely fucking based, along with Robben. Why is bayern such a magnet for cool personalities?
Angel King
>The real German rednecks are usually Easterners.
Every part of Germany has its own kind of Rednecks. There are probably some more in east Germany due to higher unemployment rates.
Charles James
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Adam Williams
the only reason müller is not doing welll is lewandowski. there's not enough room for both of them and one of them should leave
Hudson Foster
is he coming home?
Cameron Gray
R A R E A R E
Luke Price
get me in the screencap lads
Jack Harris
straight into my autism folder you go
Robert James
On vacation or are you a cardinal? Who does God love more, messi or Ronaldo
Sebastian Murphy
I still dont know what position does he play
Sebastian Sullivan
false striker
Michael Price
Are you stealing the Pope´s WiFi?
Cameron Collins
advanced inside secondary roaming ramdeuter
Daniel Taylor
why is his team "MON"?
Xavier Torres
I think italians call it monaco
maybe some other languages too
Leo Evans
thats bs they worked great together last season. ancelotti just doesn't quite grasp yet how to use him
Aiden Garcia
I think pep's system also just suited him well. he was able to find more balls and chances with the obscene amounts of possession they had. with the more direct counter play he isn't able to maraud in the box as freely or as often
Lincoln Bell
>he was able to find more balls lol
Adam Ross
>balls
Michael Phillips
*grabs your balls*
Jason Ramirez
>with the obscene amounts of possession they had The team is still bossing possession like no tomorrow. It's not like Bayern are playing like Leicester this season. I think his decreased performances are mainly due to the generally weaker positional play this season.
Jacob Collins
Why is Muller such a perfect man?
Alexander Walker
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Aiden Mitchell
>meaningless goal
Aaron Walker
ultra rare proxy!
Sebastian Green
your obsession with muller is pathetic desu
if they're so nice with him it is because he has cerebral palsy
Camden Martinez
Too based
Jace Jackson
Muller is delightfully cheeky. All around top lad.
Liam Cooper
Are you the Royce weaboo Your Holiness?
Gavin Cox
>elect a jew from the greenparty over the nationalist candidate >rednecks They are all new male cucks.
Aiden Howard
They seem fun to hang out with. I like the drinking part
Jordan Brown
>rather meaningless >implying 4-1 isn't more than enough to take care of arselel
Luke Brooks
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Jason Gonzalez
>not cr7 huehueboy
Lincoln Jenkins
put me in the screen cap pls
Jaxon Price
>germans >loveable
Levi Miller
What the fuck did you just say to me you asian fuck
Aaron Rodriguez
ya boi pontifex
Robert Peterson
>americans >
Matthew Parker
>german being racist
is a bad player who only got carried to silverware all his life
Bentley Turner
Arsene/Laurent/Olivier/Francis/Mathieu/Yaya/Thierry/ (delete as applicable) pls go
Charles Baker
>implying Ancelotti won't field a B-team in the 2nd leg >implying that B-team won't lose 3-0 to a motivated Arsenal team who will fight with everything they have for their popular manager, so he can keep his job
but it still won't be enough, precisely because of Müller's important 5-1
Liam Ross
He would have been run out of town by the fans and press in most of the US and England
Kevin Reed
Same desu
Ian Price
I think your overestimating arsenal der
On a side note anyone willing to bet money giroud unironically starts the reverse fixture?
Elijah Rivera
I think he was being ironic desu
Levi Flores
This.
He's a bavarian lad, he came up through a bavarian system, and he plays on a bavarian team.
Also >Having a terrible season so far, can barely score >Manages to score easily within a couple of minutes of being subbed
Arsenal BTFO
Jason Reed
that's pretty normal for fan favourite players, especially if they are local
plus Müller is the kind of hard working but with average talent and physique that, makes it even easier to like him as a fan when you play against him he's such a thorn in your side you end up hating his guts though