I am the frog god. Post something to please me

I am the frog god. Post something to please me.

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Frog god is not to pleased about this.

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this pleases frog god

>this pleases frog god

frog god desires the nudes of a cucks gf

My offering of fresh young juicy chicken to the frog god.

frog god supposes it will do. But he does not see to many frogs in this followers future

>frog god supposes it will do. But he does see many cocks in this followers future

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>frog god supposes it will do. But he does see many vaginas in this followers future

I lay my vaginas at the feet of the frog god

frog god is not interested in material goods

frog god is pleased with this offering. He sees much in your future

>frog god is not interested in material goods

frog god drinks from the fountain of knowledge

frog god has a gift for the loyal follower

frog god demands a sacrifice

>frog god is pleased with this offering. He sees much in your future

I am not interested in material goods. I offer you a fine dinner at an outstanding restaurant of your choice

>frog god demands a sacrifice

I have collected these for the frog god.
I have preserved them in my own urine for the frog god

frog god will reward his loyal warrior in the afterlife.

>frog god will reward his loyal warrior in the afterlife.

I'm sorry, but I've already got my afterlife filled with JJESUS.
Jesus wants my semen for breakfast for heaven every day.
So I don't need your afterlife, thank you.

frog god can offer all who follow him 10 extremely sexual toads some of which may even be female

I offer you three cases of my finest pork rectuma

Boneless? I prefer my rectum on the bone, if you know what I mean.

I'd go for the pork rectums.
I'll trade you some clown souls for them

frog god does know what you mean. This pleases frog god immensely *chuckles*

I whip and beat myself for the glory of frog god.
I save my semen inside me for frog god.
I put myself on the cross of the frog god.
I poop my pants for the frog god.

I give Baby Sausage Jesus to frog god

I give many Baby Sausage Jesus to frog god

I send my thoughts to frog god through dental telepathy