ITT: traits that you emulate from your favorite character.
>only wear white tank tops and shirts
>become nihilistic in my conversations
>alienate all my friends, they haven't contacted me in 6 months
>start smoking all the time
>apply for police academy, but get declined each time because of my health record
>listen to Tina Turners 'too many tears' while getting hammered on whiskey. End up pretending I'm having sex with partners wife on my kitchen counter.
>call the mental ward in Lubbock Texas, asking if I can become a patient, because my daughter died ( never had a kid )
>call up my religious mother from time to time, trying to convince her that there is no god, and that she is racing to a red light. She recently stopped answering my calls at all.
I'm also thinking about growing a ponytail, but i'm not sure if that would be too much.
Brayden Watson
Not much but i've started huffing puffing like Tony Soprano, sighing, etc. It feels alpha, like i'm constantly bothered or have a short fuse and people treat me accordingly.
Cooper Morris
>constantly fuck with my friends with sarcastic remarks >actually care about them
Brandon Wood
>call up my religious mother from time to time, trying to convince her that there is no god, and that she is racing to a red light. She recently stopped answering my calls at all. > I'm also thinking about growing a ponytail, but i'm not sure if that would be too much. A masterwork, user.
Justin Lopez
I've started riding a motorcross, and getting all sorts of small tattoos
though i'm starting to regret the tattoos after the movie magic worn off
Gavin Hughes
Kek, i dyed my hair blonde a year ago and was really close to getting a bunch of small tattoos, i would have bought a motorcross bike aswell, but they are illegal here,
Nathaniel Reyes
>wears leather jacket all the time
>smokes all the time
>long hair
Not a specific character I just dig the biker type but I don't actually have enough money to own a motorcycle
Adrian Peterson
I wear grey hoodies and black jackets like Stephen holder from the killing.
Wyatt Barnes
>i would have bought a motorcross bike aswell, but they are illegal here, Where do you live lol
Colton Bell
this is the effect movies have on you. ryan gosling is so goodlooking that you dont realize, he's white trash. the people are scumb, he lives a shit life. you dont want to be anything like him.
Austin Jackson
Kek, I did this too >Got a bunch of nihilistic tattoos (even got Rust's forearm tattoo >started smoking a pack a day (was really hard at first but got easier as time went on) >Applied to police academy and actually just finished. >start telling friends there is no god Im on my way to becoming Rust Cohle bros.
Jace Wilson
post pic of tattoo for confirmation of rustyness
Jeremiah Morris
how do I be more like him bros? I just stay in silence autistically and do cool stuff driving
Eli Kelly
Next time your in the elevator, stomp stomp on someones face until it caves in.
Xavier Powell
hmm I need to get a boot for that, my shoes dont have a very hard sole. And also a reason to do it and a car of my own to go away in the sunset
Adrian Rivera
...
...I drive
Robert Martinez
Someone post that rust copypasta similar to this you know the one
Benjamin Fisher
Start being really, really good looking and buff
When you're good looking, buff, and tall, you can literally do anything and it will be 10x cooler than a normal person doing it. Hope this helps
Jeremiah Morris
I actually started putting a toothpick in my mouth even though I work in an office doing admin
Christopher Stewart
When Driver offers the kid a toothpick Wasn't the kid all smiles at the offer,like there brains are on the same level
Ayden Hernandez
I surround myself with good friends.
Julian Richardson
>good looking, buff, and tall I'm tall in my country but manlet where it matters. fairly above average, but a hungry skelly. I dont have money for a proper diet. a-at least i have til my 30s to be the goose r-right?
Thomas Phillips
You need to horribly maim one of them tho.
Jordan Moore
after 2 years of existential crisis i watched walking dead, now i feel like everyone is just randomly dropped into this world with no understanding as mine, anxiety gone, i started feeling more confident, life is great atm. btw im rick ; )
Jackson Fisher
Don't worry, people who actually have enough money for one of those useless choppers are either drug traffickers or bored rich 50 years olds.
Jordan Thompson
I actually use a toothpick and it improved my life immensely by not making me bite my nails.
Jose Lopez
I started wearing white tank tops too. They look actually pretty cool desu senpai.
Gabriel Diaz
That's cool. I kind of do something similar. I breathe exclusively through my nose and as loudly as possible. At lunch, I have been eating gabagool. I also added the "oooooaahhh" to my daily vocabulary along with calling everyone a prick. Next step is trying to convince my wife to let me take a goomah.
Anthony Powell
I wear black t-shirts and jeans and call everyone "mothafuckaaa". Still a virgin tho, but I touched a boob once so I'm halfway there becoming Hank Moody
Aiden Diaz
you have to break your car light, then you'll get laid
Elijah Ross
>got a military surplus jacket >Started drinking >Go on long drives in the city, staring at women for uncomfortable amounts of time but never getting laid >Sometimes I will take "contemplation breaks" mid conversation where I fixate on one thing and pretend to ignore everyone talking to me >Got three airsoft pistols and holsters and show off in front of the mirror
William Ortiz
Madsen is cool af in Tarantino flicks so I started squinting like him not even memeing
Isaiah Myers
It's actually really easy to stay in silence. You get the urge to say something? You don't have to. Just don't say things unless you can't get away with not saying something, and if you do have to speak make it brief
Absolutely no small talk and don't pay attention to people
Kevin Sullivan
HA! didn't you understand my post? you think I make a effort not to talk? I dont talk to anyone. barely my own family. Only speak when absolutely needed to. It's not alpha as it is with goose tho someone help me pls
Caleb Myers
>>Sometimes I will take "contemplation breaks" mid conversation where I fixate on one thing and pretend to ignore everyone talking to me nice
Xavier Morris
from what I imagined "staying in silence autistically" means talking when you get the urge and really shouldn't be talking but not talking when you need to
if that's not what you meant my bad
Jordan White
>Intelligent, nihilistic and died in a plane crash
Grayson Wood
I slept exactly like Leon did with my .45 at my side for a few months, but gave that up. My neck hurt quite a bit at the beginning but eventually that went away
Jace Johnson
>scream GODDAMNIT during conversations >finish all sentences with "right babe?" >over do everything >Refer to all mexican food as CHIPOTLEEEEE >4 scoops 3-4 times a day >whenever I throw something away I shout IN THE GARBAGE
Aiden Myers
NEET who smokes and drinks too much
Levi Ortiz
If a street musician SUCKS i'll tell them now, i don't care.
Dylan Hughes
I started losing hair.
Caleb Kelly
>Don't like my job >Reasonably attractive >Have a sense of humor, although it usually falls upon deaf ears >Have feelings for a colleague, but she's practically married