/HEEM/: the maia meme ends soon

Upcoming events:

2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs schaub
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs schaub
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs schaub
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs schaub
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs schaub
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs schaub
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs schaub
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs schaub 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs schaub
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs sxhaub
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs schaub
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs schaub

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News:

>Ben Askren returns
mmamania.com/2017/2/14/14607578/ben-askren-agrees-to-fight-luis-santos-schaub-april-21-in-manila

>Mutante on fight with schaub
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-fight-night-105s-cezar-ferreira-i-can-break-elias-schaub-and-become-elite

>Woodley thinks schaub should try commentating
mmafighting.com/2017/2/15/14621030/morning-report-tyron-woodley-suggests-schaub-try-commentating-to-clear-head-from-recent-losses

>Lellator fighter gets pimped out by schaub
instagram.com/p/BQgZ57vjQjl/

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youtu.be/ErTye4WIgBc
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twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Khabib is actually gonna lose soon

feels bad

SpergOP is genuinely not right in the head

Cody is the goat

>tfw new threads are popping up 20+ posts early and I can't get first post

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REAL THREAD FOR TRUE UFC FANS LOCATED HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET IN HERE

Best OP in years,

Love the news. It's the only relevant news.

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Great OP bro

This is the real thread

Schaub is God.

Schaub is good.

Why isn't Ben Askrem in the UFC?

Schaub bless my brother

this thread is real

cause he sucks cock

How do we save heem?

>spergOP creates thread with 14 posts and 6 posters

Lmao the guy is SEETHING right now

What's the best fight on this weekend's card?

lol his kid looks even fuckin dumber than he is

Fedor

>picking on a baby
Not surprised h8ers are this demented.

Who will be the ufc's next big star?

What's a king to a Schaub?

You literally have pictures of another man's child that you post on Sup Forums. You are sick in the head.

Taleb vs ponzinibio

Cody Garbrandt

is that possible without the use of PEDs?

Ngannou

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TRUTH

BOMBS

youtu.be/ErTye4WIgBc

real thread is here
your other option is to circlejerk here with dockfag/scat spammer and his proxies

Be careful guys

You lost my guy, be quicker next time. We still love you.

He is out of his mind

>whenthedicktoballratioisjustright.jpg

do you really need to be OP this bad?

Is this thread Cody friendly?

this is just embarrassing

>succ at first sight

You have serious autism

these are all the same person
inb4 edited screencap

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>I HAVE TO BE OP. please use my thread guys!! please please PLEASE!! I put all this hard work into it, you HAVE to use this OP!!
You are one of the worst fucking posters on this board and one of this generals fucking issues.
I literally cannot fucking stand you and your
webms.
Embarrassing.
Fucking SAD.

>make thread early to avoid thread wars
>"People" STILL insist on making more threads
How do we stop these spergs?

>got cut by Bellator while being champion for being boring

Gee i dunno why

This. But im not sure why. Whats his end game?

If SpergOP got banned we would at least know if he is ban evading

all me

what did he mean by this?

i think tyron woodley is right, holm should take a year off and work on her brand while relaxing a little. maybe appear on DWTS or celebrity chopped or w/e white women like to do

who is he calling? quicc rundown on the conversation?

Fresh

Ban them, including the fucking SpergOP.

He's calling Dana White telling him to sign the next big star - Tiger Schaub.

sup?

rate this event
Derrick Lewis vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Hector Lombard
Sam Sicilia vs. Gavin Tucker
Elias Theodorou vs. Cezar Ferreira
Sara McMann vs. Gina Mazany
Alessandro Ricci vs. Paul Felder
Nordine Taleb vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio
Carla Esparza vs. Randa Markos
Aiemann Zahabi vs. Reginaldo Vieira
Jack Marshman vs. Thiago Santos
Gerald Meerschaert vs. Ryan Janes

whatever helps you sleep at night buddy

what the fuck do you mean you can't get it up Jon?

Wait why the fuck is "The James Krause"James Krause on TUF?

Does he want that six figure contract that bad?

>appear on DWTS or celebrity chopped or w/e white women like to do
that would be smart, she chose to face miesha instead of waiting for ronda, she isnt smart

Maybe she's just an actual competitor and not an attention whore wannabe model, fucking casual

>she isn't smart

She was beating Miesha and she got unlucky. At least she decided to be a fighting champ. There was no guarantee Ronda was even going to come back.

After losing to GDR, clearly Blacked is the only option for Holly.

i love /heem/

Whens pettis fighting again?

>WME and the fertittas bow to the bogdanoffs
>control the UFC with an iron, but fair fist
>will sanction the first mma event on mars

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Macedo needs to go to 115 or something.

She looks super chubby and way undersized for 135.

fuck off animefag

everyone knew she would bro

>log into my heem account
>casuals and jihad spergs shitting it up again
>log out

don't watch anime you fighter and the kid watching casual

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Kek, i forgot I made that

i like how civil everyone is being just to get this thread going instead of spergy's. narcissistic autists uniting people together in harmony

>six figure contract
What a fucking joke.

Such a shit prize. I mean what does that even mean? 100k for 20 fights?

Fucking rip off cunts

is her arm photoshopped?

>le honor and competition
you sure sound like one. I want the most bang for my cte buck

>Sense of humor: required

she's a big girl
keep in mind colin is AT LEAST 6'2

>he doesn't have a gold account

why do you even bother

who?

newfig

>thinking there was anything funny about that

I blame Dana for signing CM Punk and drawing hordes of mandrama manchildren to /heem/

Here it is guys


itun.es/us/tsYgQ.c

>SpergOP on the left
>Adan on the right
>/HEEM/ in the middle

Delete this thread too you obese wanker

>uncensored
>literally has tape over his mouth

What did Brendan "The Hybrid" "Big Brown" Schaub mean by this?

>spergOP literally SEETHING

trying to hide his weird lips

wtf I love adan now!

What's wrong?

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How does a young and physically fit man such as Jon Jones have dick problems?

I think he's legit retarded. He said a ufc commentator should be on the mic for the """""potential""""" McGregor vs Mayweather fight.

Where does /heem/ get their news from?

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the OP

The op