How did I fuck up with this gilf?

How did I fuck up with this gilf?
>Theirs a 50 something year old at work
>I've been there for 3 years
>We would just make small talk and she jokes a lot
>She smokes
>Now recently on year 3 she's said if she was younger she'd chase me.
>I ask how old she is. She's hesitant but tells.
>I say that's not old
>She breaks eye contact and looks shocked
>Many weeks later we're alone and she touches my hand
>Now its been a few months. I see her at work every now and then but its briefly.
>Other day she sees me and I'm busy looking for something.
>As I search she greets me and gently scratches my back
>We talk a little and she laughs at unfunny joke
>We hold eye contact smiling then I leave
>She's divorced.
>Many weeks ago I finally catch her alone, ask her if she wants to see a movie.
>She gives lengthy answer ending with she rather see movies at home but thanks :)
>I didnt want to correct her and said you're welcome
>Everytime she sees me at work she greets me with a smile or kinda goes out her way to say "Anonnn"
>2 weeks ago I put my number in her locker.
>Never got a call or text
>A week ago I put my number again with the word text.
>Still no text or call.
>She still greets me in the same manner
>I feel retarded
Where did I go wrong?

Bump

You stupid? She basically invited you over to " watch movies"

Grab copious hand fulls of ass

This. Move on OP its a sunk cost at this point

I'm stupid and I started getting nervous

I'm trying but she keeps greeting me and shit. You think she saw the number and threw it away?

Ask her to go to dinner, make sure you order a couple of bottles of wine whilst eating.
Older women aren't interested in messing around or playing silly little games or going to the cinema.
No point in doing little notes with your number on it, she'll see it as childish.
Act like a man.

'id rather watch movies at home'
>your answer should have been
'sweet what time should i pass by'

pasta

Theirs 30 year age gap. Im 21, I don't think she wants to be seen publicly.
If she's flirty, why would she see that as childish if we never have time to talk at work or be alone.

No im the same faggot who's shared his story in the past but now it has updates

was your name on the number? why would she call some random number?

Did she even know it was your number? Just ask her out you fucking retard.

No because it would be too risky if another coworker saw or if itd fall to the ground.
Im guessing curiousity. Id text a random number that was in my locker lol.

That's her saying she wants to "watch movies" at her place.

You respond with "Okay, what movie should we stream?" Then make your move or shit, see if she makes one.

Dumbass.

you don't deserve her

Look

Would you?

Did she know it was your number?

:(

Yes

holy fuck how about talk to her, instead of stupid notes

Want some moar?

You could hop around and spread shit on your face and act like a clown... oh wait you did that already.

Answer Also I forgot to mention she even went as far as dying her hair like blonde with highlights. Ive complimented it.
Lately she changed her hairstyle too. Is she signaling?

yes!

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I can't. We're never alone, its always brief and I barely see her. I figured the note would be the best thing.

Like let know what u want to see

Whatever you got

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Bump :(

Stop leaving your number in her locker idiot just ask her for her number and say you want to watch a movie and her house is fine.

Like that body, how would you use it for your pleasure?

Got any of her giving a blowjob?

I barely see her, always brief and never alone.

I want to lay her on her back and make her enjoy my younger cock

>Be more assertive
>less pansie

Old women need "men" not boys to drive into them.

>If you want fuk tell her you want fuk

dont use diversions and esp , dont ask , tell her and gage her respons

In your own words , explain your sexual demands

>...
>???
>profit

no but have pics of her being sexy, and showing pussy tits, ass, she loves to do tease pics

>Theirs a 50 something year old
>Theirs 30 year age gap
it's "there's" as in "there is"

she loves young cock how old are you?

Is she really from Pa?

What are you waiting for, show me what you got

She was yes

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Want tease, tits ass what?say after each pic

The biggest fuck up you made was coming here for advice. Might as well justcut your dick off now and become a girl.

tits plz

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Northeast?

close more north than east

Hard to say based on your short version of the response that ended with 'rather watch movies at home' but if that went the way I expect, she wasnted you to make a move/invite yourself over to 'watch movies'. She's old enough to be a little more coy or not actually use the term netflix and chill.
Straight up ask her if she want's to come over/you to go to hers (chicks prefer home ground advantage), none of this 'slip her number in her locker' schoolyard fgt bullshit.

tease

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> how did I fuck up?

you're being beta as fuck. older women (most women) like confidence. putting your number in her locker is a huge turn off. you should have said straight up "I wouldn't mind watching a movie at your house."

you probably haven't 'fucked up' and could still sleep with her but she might think differently of you is all

just fucking agree to going to her house

I'm from more north than east myself. Hour to Scranton

Even at her age, I have to ask her. I can't be subtle smh fucking women.

You fapping user ?

More north

North westery

Notth of Mi.

Everyone done with her?

i like you user just coming into bread. this is good response just like me. smoothe criminal. subliminal get inside and get out :)

Mi?

Csnada

I'd like to see some pink

I'm in Pa northern

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Nice

OP here. What can I do now?

I am 40 but NO, thanks.

lol i have seen this pasta before but without the putting the number into locker part.

you have crossed the creep line. now you are being creepy putting your number in her locker multiple times. if she's continuing to be nice to you it's probably just because she doesn't want to get stabbed to death or something

Ok

Lets see holes

Rape her in public

Subtlety went out the window when you both started getting handsy and she makes it clear that she's DTF. Ask her straight up like a man ffs.
Subtle is only a good choice when you're not sure if she's into it/to make a move that you can back out of with no visit from HR lol

Any nasty shit?

Uh, no.

>tries to pick up a mature woman
>acts like a high schooler
>where did I fuck up?
The cringe here is painful to read.

Oldest I've fucked was 59 and a grandma.
Godamn best BJ of my life.

Lol ive posted it minus the updates but asking how to ask her out. Ever since the notes ive tried to just move on and leave her alone. She goes out her way to greet me.

next time you see her just tell her ' it's time for that movie, your place or mine? ' be confident af return the touch I recommend a hand on the small of her back

Like?

Make some time you gigantic fag. Pussy>>> ?

>op is a confirmed queermo sexual

I live at home. 21 years old.

Just ask her to drinks after work, you faggot.

Keep em coming

How the hell can I make time when her department has her with coworkers very very close by.

>I live at home
You mean with mommy and daddy?
How about you try to become a man before worrying about how to fuck an old woman?

No

then ask her when you can come by, theres a million reasons to not bag her and the more you look the more you find

just man up and be confident af, nearly ALL chicks dig confident men

Why not yes

Im a college student. This isnt the 90s, its expensive as fuck.

Kekd heartily

Sure, any spread/gapping?

Alright

I thought there was exclusive to proximity of location/position

Poast pics

Now that's fuckin nice