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jays are a playoff lock edition

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran–Iraq_War
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youtube.com/watch?v=zod8QowIsrE
m.mlb.com/video/v1200136383/?game_pk=449278
gayborhood.com/content/chicago.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Mariners!

2nd for M's desu

3rd for M's

DELET

Dodgers will not win the NL west for a 5th year in a row

gib starter noa

>Jones starting to get up there
>M's have another highly touted CF prospect in the pipeline

Press F to pay respects

can we have dylan bundy

only fair desu

>middle east at peace
don't spout bullshit when there's people who actually know something about the subject around
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran–Iraq_War
encyclopedia.com/social-sciences-and-law/sociology-and-social-reform/sociology-general-terms-and-concepts/lebanese (lebanese civil war)
That's just off the top of my head

The rest of the post is gr8 tho desu

FUCK OFF MMR!

the war ended by the time the dodgers won the WS


also /r/ing soviet butt

f desu
they won't even be around to see the pathetics get btfo this year and lose 100 games

hmm that's true
the war should've been over before 88 anyways, the Iranians just wanted to save face since they got invaded and because it was a useful distraction. IIRC Saddam even offered peace when it became pretty apparent he wasn't gonna win. The support for both sides is pretty funny too, you had the soviets and US supplying the same guys while the Israelis lent Iran aid in order to weaken both countries with an endless war

>white people
>in brokeland

explain this

gentrifications working on oakland

But we already gave you our best pitcher

I can't control fate bro. I thought Miley was the end of the meme, then the Smiff trade happened.

First for Royals

umm did anybody else see Conan Obrien tonight where Nick Swisher's wife (she's in the movie Fist Fight) says she was impregnated at a bachelorette party a few months ago by a random chad and her husband the mlb player is kind of turned on by it? Conan seemed freaked the f out.

Sounds right

not tillman, gausman, or bundy?

I second this. Can he also legally change his name to Al? Only fair desu

youtube.com/watch?v=zod8QowIsrE

this?

Mediocre starter #452421 was the best of the best. Tilly, Gas, and Bundy are distractions.

Injuns desu

ITT: Post

>Your team
>Least favorite team
>Other teams you hate

for unlisted teams it is implied that you tolerate them

>my team
Mariners
>least favorite team
Satan's very own New York Yankees
>other teams you hate
chokeland pathetics, the the angels angels of anaheim, >rags, somewhat hate the injuns

astros haven't been in the division long enough for me to hate them

>My Team:
Mets
>Least Favorite Team:
Lillies
>Other shit teams in order of hatred
Barves, Bankees, Walgreens, Doyers, Methinals

>my team
Cusb
>least favorite team
Cards
>other teams you hate
White Cox, brewers and of course NYY and LAD

>My team
Dodgers
>Least favorite team
Jints
>Other teams I hate
Cardinals, Yankees, Braves, DBacks

>Twins
>Yankees
>White Sox, Red Sox, Brewers

>Your team
O's
>Least favorite team
Yankucks
>Other teams you hate
Walgreens, Red Sox, Rasy
Jays and Royals to a lesser extent

Why injuns? Just recent events?

White Sox
Cubs, mostly the lifelong gay cubs fans since 2016
Blue Jays, Red Sox, Yankees, Tigers, Twins, Royals, Indians, Cardinals, Giants, Dodgers, roughly in order

Forgot to add Indians and Tigers to this list. Royals get a pass because my Dad's a fan

1995 ALCS
The first time the team makes the playoffs, wins a thriller against the gods of the mlb, then gets eliminated by a team with a 40 year pennant drought

Jints
Doyers
Bankees, Red sux, lillies, >Rags, still kinda hate the Angels

Fair enough.
I forgot how painful the 90s were for both our teams.

mmh
>Perennial Cy Young threat Johnson
>GOAT DH
>young talent in A-R*d
>face of the fucking league in Griffey
and not even a goddamn pennant to show for it

>rags
>methinals
>red sox, jays, giants, cubs, astros fans are kind of pathetic but I can't hate the team

>My team
Nats
>Least favorite team
Mets, Barves, Phillies, Os, SF/LA(Marlins are irrelevant)
>Other teams I hate
All of the them

faggot

>updated
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness
>tfw no old/fat

Why? Because I don't bandwagon other teams?

No

Faggot

no bandwagoners

>My team
Rags
>Least Favorite Team
Jays
>Other hated teams
Angels, Yankees, Astros, Cardinals

>A's
>Analslime
>everybody else

This fucking asshole.

Oh. I see. Allow me to specify.
1. Peter Angelos is a faggot who tried to keep baseball out of DC.
2. The Os screwed the Nats on the MASN deal.
3. I liked Davey Johnson and started to kind of follow the Os when he was manager. They fired him for no reason. (see #1)
4. Os fans are numerous and insufferable in Frederick County.
5. Jim Palmer is gay.
6. Brooks Robinson is the GOAT 3B. So there's that.

Oh, one more thing, Cal Ripkin Jr is the most over rated player of the modern era.

AL > NL

Sure. If you're a fat out of shape masher on roofs who can't catch or throw.

Roids.

i respect your beef. You hate us for all the right reasons.

Jovial, pre ST good tidings wish

One of my first waifus. She was the blonde chick on Reba back when no cable.

>Rockies
>Rockies
>Who cares

Mad

>2017
>Roids instead of SS + FR0G-TECH
You're doing it wrong.

Is Madison Bumshit the biggest fraudulent goon in baseball? When is he actually going to throw hands? Homie is asking for someone to run his fade.

It'll happen in 2017.
And it'll be you know who.

White Sox
Twins
Tigers, Royals, Indians, Cubs in that order

>spring training around the corner

Oh great, 162 games of mediocrity, yay.

Want to know how I know you're Mexican?

rooting for a team outside your state is retarded, even more so outside your country but anyway, have always had a simpathy for both phillies and 76ers, so
>phillies
>mets, dodgers

...

>Cubs
>Cardinals
>White Sox, Giants, Dodgers.

>your team
>your favorite pizza
>your favorite length of dragon dildo
>le 50 replies of mediocre personal shit literally no one cares about post

jofer and ventura didn't die for this reddit faggotry

Blue jays
Hawain
Alduin 12.5"

Yankees
Sicilian slices
What is a dildo?

Probably meant Didi, so Gregorious.

Oh, favorite Didi... Gregorious is a close 2nd

>Pirates
>Maui(it's ham, pineapple, jalapeno, with a white sauce)
>Whatever the Dragon wants, I don't dictate to giant lizards what toys to use while pleasuring themselves.

If A-Roid ends up managing the Yankees, I'll hate those faggots even more.

Please puig rip off his fucking head

Mariners
Rags
Mariners

Angels
Mariners
>Rags, Astros, Athletics

Why are the Angels not pursuing Wieters? They just missed another opportunity to get Trout help. Fuck this management!

>his most hated team isnt in his teams division
BUT BUT I TOTALLY HATE THE YANKEES FOR REAL

Faggots

Life long Cubs fan
Deep Dish
The boystown special

You guys shit on boystown, but don't even know anything about it. It's not just a gay meeting place.

Yes, it's your asshole

m.mlb.com/video/v1200136383/?game_pk=449278

stay mad

>you don't even know anything about it
Something called Google exists you know

gayborhood.com/content/chicago.html

>Flamboyant funseekers can hook up here after catching a Cubs' game due to it's close proximity to the friendly confines for more postgame exercise with balls

Holy fuck, white people are so insufferable. Why would you discriminate on going to a good bar just because it's meant for gays? Plenty of people meet up there with friends for a good hangout. Why would you discriminate on a good bar just because of the demographics? You're really missing out on life.

>chicagay

Because I don't want to catch it you fucking dumbass

i don't think you know what discriminate means

discriminate means "a good hangout" right?

>My team
Indians
>Least favorite team
Tigers
>Other teams I hate
I don't hate other teams, even in the division. The Roylels, Whos, and T___s are friendly. Outside, I would say the Bankees and Red Cucks but that's only because of the 90s and 2000s. I guess with the sweep in last year's ALDS the REE Sox are off the list, and they Yankees won't be back in contention until 2019 when a sizeable portion of those prospects are called up and everyday starters.

So what did we learn from this everyone?

>skankees

to the 100 year curse, bestowed by meme magic

Honestly, I could see hating the yankees through the 90's 00's because they always won but why hate the red sox for it? Those were some of the best playoff series I can remember

Boston fans are scum of the earth it's pretty simple.

Bostonians are all shit. So is their accent.

Leave the mest to me

Shit starter. If you actually think he's a Cy Young you should kill yourself.

>my team
Phillies
>least favorite team
Mest
>other shit teams
barves, cubs, nats, pirates when i'm with my dad, blow jays, etc

brebare ur angus

Jays have Matt Latos.

I suppose he's shit now?