How can I make some quick money, Sup Forums?

How can I make some quick money, Sup Forums?

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Sell things you do not use atleast once a week, find every coin you can for 14 days and cash it for about 20 each time,and steal 5-10 from a friends wallet if it's really bad

Are you between 17-24and have a large social circles?
Selling 1gram of week for 25 dollars each.and buy ounces under 345 to double profits.
This doesn't work if ur a cuck legal state

Stealing from friends.
We would have you lost in the pines before you knew it.

Are you actually willing to engage in any effort? Because I can tell you how to make a few hundred a day, but when I take the time and effort to write it out for you people, I get completely ignored. If you're not willing to do anything, then I won't bother to waste my time.

I will put some effort on it, what are you talking about?

you never tried this?
flies fast as fuck

really quickie money

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I don't have stuff I'd like to sell tho, stealing sounds bad but probably will try it

I could try selling weed but here is kinda dangerous

>Post user, I'm also interested

I'm listening too

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Do tell

I made a living for years by hustling. Hustling is how you survive on the street. In means making quick, sketchy deals, never doing the same thing twice, and always looking for an angle. For example, I knew a chemist, so I sold wholesale janitorial chemicals to storefront businesses for a while; I could sell it cheaper than they'd get it in a store and still turn a nice profit. I once found a whole bin of leather belts on sale for 50 cents, clearly just to get rid of them. I bought the whole bin, got a $75 itinerant's license, and sold them for $5 each door to door. Then I took the money I got from selling them and bought a bulk order of incense packets. I sold them in the student ghetto for half what they'd pay for them at the dollar store, and turned an initial investment for $25 or so for the belts into $600 over a couple of days.

For days when I couldn't find any angles to play, I had a bucket and a squeegee so I could wash windows at $10 a pop. Hit a mini-mall and I could clear $100 in an afternoon.

You'll never get rich by hustling, but if you're creative and energetic you can make some decent money.

Awesome. Now I can pay the IRS back the $300,000 I owe them in $100 airplanes

>wash windows at $10 a pop

I'm assuming those $10 are in Pesos.

I just thought I'd add, the two deals I have going right now are:

I bought a bulk order of 25 used, wireless keyboards off eBay from a wholesale place. Cost me $100 including shipping. I'm selling them $20 apiece on Craigslist.

And the local drug store was selling a big pile of lard which was past its best-before date. I bought all 20 packages for 25 cents each, and I'm turning them into bacon-scented candles by combining bacon fat with the lard and pouring it into mason jars with a wick. I plan to sell these at the local farmer's market for $20 each; bacon candles are trendy.

Yeah, you're why I don't bother trying to explain how to hustle any more. You're lazy and stupid, and hold real entrepreneurial spirit in contempt.

Thanks a lot for explaining, user

grams are like 10 and an Oz over 200 is retarded

How do you get the confidence to sell shit to people?
I feel like I wouldn't be persuasive enough to convince them to buy stuff. Can you take a class on that kinda stuff?

You learn it all at the school of hard knocks. It's just practice. You won't be great at it when you start, but it's like anything else, you get better as you go. It helps if you're a genuinely nice person and you don't get angry at rejection. When people tell me to fuck off, I just shrug and move on to the next potential customer.

Cold-calling is hard, but you can start by finding something to sell at the local flea market or farmer's market. It's usually a pretty small investment and you can make scented candles and other handicrafts pretty cheap.

A quick and easy way is simple; murder. Find some random fag, make sure he's actually gay, ask him if he wants to bang in the closest bathroom, get him to follow you in, stab him in the femoral artery when going in for the beej, steal that wallet, take the dough, find out who he is, find out who his family is, fuck his mom, kill her too, steal her money too, repeat. Reply to this bullshit or else your mom will get raped by Mandingo in her sleep tonight, after she has been fed three tabs of acid.

How can I get to be half as autistic as you?

I thought I'd add, you should talk to your local independent convenience store owners about they buy their knick-knacks. Every city has semi-secret wholesale vendors who will only sell to businesses. They don't usually have a sign out front, and they won't sell to you unless you have a business license, but if you can borrow one (or want to invest in one), you'll have access to whole warehouses full of cheap Chinese goods you can buy in bulk at wholesale and turn around fast.

I made an enormous amount of money when I bought a few crates of pens at one of those places. They were scented pens where the ink smelled like fruit, and I went through the projects on welfare day, selling them to single moms who could give them to their kids as a gift. I paid 10 cents a pack and sold them $1 a pack or 3 for $2. I made an absolute killing. If I'd had more of them, I could easily have made a fortune.

I'm not a skill-less loser running around sucking dicks for quarters. You want me to believe people pay you $10 just to wash their windows? You could wash an entire car for that much money. I live in a country where people wait at traffic lights and wash windows, and I've never seen them get any notes, mostly coins.

Easy. You get vaccinated.

I'm not washing cars, brainiac. I hit a mini-mall and offer to wash the windows of each business, inside and out. $10 is cheap compared to what the professional services charge. I make sure to do a good job so I can go back again in a week and do it again. $10 to wash all those big plate glass windows is a good deal for both sides. You really should get out into the real world.

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