/HEEM/: Villante Edition

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Schaub is God

who is the Mazzy Star of fighters?

/heem/ is uncharacteristically comfy right now

>Team Schaub vs. Team 5%
Book it Dana

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The real winners of UFC 208

125 in 2017!

Is she a fighter?

She's clearly a ref, the question is what's the hotties name!?

wtf was literally just listening to her
>not having fade into you as a walkout song

Carla Esparza

Not funny.

>Mommy will never walk you by the ring.

flocombat.com/video/1107124-fcroadtrip-guess-the-gopro-alliance-mma-edition#.WKVnJhIrLVo

>her
it's the name of the band you pleb

>ywn psychologically torment her and blame her for her husband's suicide (which she totally was responsible for anyways)

jdimsa

whatever nigger it was clearly a stage name instead of a band name

do you like Low?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y7Qd0mbji0U&list=PL2CFndANM_t0iNif93F7Ayhent-Eo7qvr

>people think Fedor will win
ahahahahahahaha

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>it was clearly a stage name instead of a band name
lol no

>do you like Low?
more like BLOW

haha

mitrione was dropped by some fatty samoan can

He will.

swabfags have to clean out their fucking ears HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i want to protect his smile

He doesn't need protecting.

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he used to be cute

How is the FN card so much better than the PPV card that cost $90

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This.
Late night /heem/ is the best

It is what it is

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UFC made some questionable cuts lately, find some easy and actually correct cuts

burkman must go

>forbes.com/sites/brianmazique/2017/02/15/georges-st-pierres-reported-multi-fight-deal-comes-at-perfect-time-for-the-ufc/#50e61f3e5cb8
>tfw pic related

Is there a reason that GSP wants to compete at MW and not WW? My guess is that he only wants to fight at MW because he knows he can meme on Bisping and he wouldn't take any other fight at that weight (except for maybe against Nick)

so what is GDR gonna talk about in that media call. she's not gonna relinquish the belt is she

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FUCK I forgot about Bisping

Looks like Romero will get cuck'd again kek

FUG :DDD

He's fat.

Jacare vs Yoel for interim probably

I wouldn't mind seeing that rematch. Yoel stole a decision the last time

>wme

>The state of WME era UFC

Would you tho

I think I would tho

When's my little roidmonkey fighting next?

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Soon. Supposedly vs Karolina

Caludia should win pretty easily desu.

Which fighters are /bogpilled/?

Would Teru?

>muh double champ

Plus Bisping is an extremely weak champ and it'd set up a """"""""superfight"""""""" with Silva.

Yeah. Claudia and JJ just seem to be so far ahead of their division. What happened to Jessica Agular? She gave Claudia a good fight iirc

I hate that I would still be really excited about this fight even though it's way too late

muh dik

both on equal waifuhood though dunno who to root for.

He's not fussy

It's pretty much guaranteed to be a let down though. There's just no way it'd live up to the hype especially now.

she fucked up her knee badly and took a lot of time off

Unfortunate. She could have been a top contender.

proof pls

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>you will never feed her cheap supermarket off-brand oreos

>sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2017/02/claudia-gadelha-revela-que-proxima-luta-sera-contra-karolina-kowalkiewicz.html

Basically this:
>bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/13/14595224/report-claudia-gadelha-says-shell-face-karolina-kowalkiewicz-next-ufc-mma

Would rather see Andrade fight KK in a title eliminator. Gadelha's in a tough spot having lost to the champ twice.

>He can talk. But when the cage close I'm gonna break his arm.
What did he mean by this?

Todd Duffee out of UFC 209.

asante bwana

>talks more shit than most
>gets upset when someone else does it

really makes me think

GOD DAMNIT

Fugg, I actually like seeing Duffee fight because it always ends in the first round. That sucks.

You're welcome my friend.

>gets upset when someone else does it
Does he though?

You think Karolina would be up for a rematch if she won vs Andrade ?

KK is nowhere near a title shot and she'd get molested by Andrade anyway. I'd like to see KK against Esparza if Esparza wrestlefucks Markos.

Of course she would. She'd lose 50-45 again though.

a bit, when you say that the other guy can talk all he wants but you are just going to beat him in the cage it kind of implies that you arent the shit talking type.

his and Tony's shitalking skills are pretty subpar desu

and ir begins

look at this guy blowing his own trumpet

>I'm gonna fight because I'm a REAL fighter and REAL FIGHTERS fight regardless
>Look how good I am for still being willing to fight

yeah that's your job m8. you're supposed to

it begins

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When Tony Ferguson Starts Talking Mad Shit Over Twitter ..... It's Fuckin Embarrassing! !!!

They gave her the 4th round, she lost 49-46

She shouldn't have gotten the fourth round. She had 30 seconds where she wasn't losing.

hola cagefighting connoisseurs

reminder that we have m-1 this saturday on a yurop timezone

and josh koshcuck lmao

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How spicy is m-1? Never watched it.

their elite are still good, ie the title fight, rest is falling off, have perhaps the best non-ufc MW as their champ.

wtf kyra batara missed weight and was pulled from the main event

i remember cards being considerably full of grapplefuckers, despite some kickboxers from meme countries and whatnot

>best non-ufc MW as their champ.

who was supposed to fight shlemenko but the bout got cancelled, it has to happen sooner or later

This is actually horseshit. I was only watching for spicy bunda.

yup, 2 early career loses, only m-1 loss was nullified by winning a rematch, and well VV has always been semi-legit.

Right lads

What is the best environment for an MMA fight and why?

>Octagon Cage
>Hexagon Cage
>Square Cage
>Circular Cage
>Square Ring
>Hexagon Ring
>Open Mat

What martial arts are memes?

If you could have any two women in the world fight regardless of weight class, who would you want to see?

Everything that you don't see in MMA basically

Cyborg and Meryl Streep

Sasha Greycie and Bailey Jay.

Obstacle course.

According to the Matrix, jitz.

square cage

you get the tight corners of a ring for better cage-cutting and striking and the not-falling-outness and not-interfering-with-grappling-ness of the cage. also fewer turnbuckles for greater visibility than an octagon

>TUF25 will feature an all star cast!
>it's just washouts and cans from earlier seasons

wew.

Kinda like the combo platter. Generally agree with , especially about the cage-cutting.

I think they're just hoping for more memes.