Help me with science i fucked up bad

help me with science i fucked up bad

You really need to shave, bro

Is that poop?

wtf why does your dick look like my dick faggot gimme my dick back

you beatin off with taco meat bruh

I was foollig around with a girl last night and then i found out she has herpes 2.. pretty sure i caught it bc my dick was rubbin on her diddler and now i was super worried so i bought some antiseptic to maybe kill it. bad idea. i slathered this boy like no tomorrow and now im almost in tears this shit is burning so fucking bad b i need help can i just douse it in milk or what?

This made me chuckle

leave it to burn retard

Also im in the womens room bc theres renovations to the male room where im staying so i cant like ask for help with this simspon wiener on hold

And this is exactly what sex ed is supposed to teach you

Try to wash ot away with oil

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these are fordyce spots, hair follicles under the skin, you giant retard.

just kidding, you got aids bro

i really do need help tho does anyone know of anyone whos been in this situation before? weapon in question

put me in the screencap

nevermind not my dick that dick is nasty

>anyone know of anyone whos been in this situation before?

cant say that i have bud

Yes milk will help but you need to wait at least 15 minutes

Also do not forget to sanitize your peehole, herpes pussy juice probably made its way in thete

OP, Herpes 2 can be treated. If I were you Id go down to a hospital asap. It's not like HIV and AIDS, they're like gross coldsores on your genitals, that once again, CAN be treated.

Don't worry too much about it, go get in a shower and get some alcohol, weed, and sleep, and visit the doctor.

ffffs it melted or im sweating too much but i was taking a shit before and had to wipe and it dripped down into my bootyhole feels like an sea urchin is crawling out

you dun fuckup'd OP

nigger give it some time ffs

iodine?

For the love of Allah- This is the Sup Forums I became a faggot for. I am back my felloe Sup Forumstards, op ur makong hidtory, GENERATIONS OF YLYL WILL KNOW US.

I guess you can wash it off with soap.
But it won't stop the burning sensation immediately.

Betadine is not gonna fix herpes... Now wash your cock and go to bed, you fucking moron.

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>diddler

>antiseptic

lol good luck killing a virus.

oh wait you cant. its not alive.

have fun taking your acyclovir for the rest of your life queer

holy shit man, do you think life is a fucking cartoon m8?

if she has any stds that shit went down your urethra and you're fucked anyways.

go get tested and stop smearing your dick with random pharmaceuticals.
at this point you'd need antibiotisc or antivirals anyways.

GOSH DARN YOU'RE STUPID

Stupid hurts, huh?

>Gosh darn

It says antiviral on thelable I feel like they wouldn't lie would they?

>rubbin on her diddler

Cut the part of your peepee of that touched her diddler and you should be ok

Hang yourself with your underwear fggt

Is that yellow stuff just poop or that ointment stuff?

>(you)

GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR
THIS CAN BE TRATED
RETARD

This man just rubbed iodine on his his dick to kill herpes contracted from rubbing dicks with a tranny

I am in fucking tears

>trated
>retard

It say anti septic.

trea*
typo

>diddler
is diddler your way of getting out of admitting you fucked a tranny

#OP your dick is kill

I hope they bury OP upside down so all his critics can kiss his ass

>her diddler

U wot, m8?

Her dick!!! I was rubbing her dick okay??? #TrapsNotGay #FemininePenis

top kek

Okay so I went to the doctor who cleaned it and said everything you guys didn't say and gave me something for the pain and when I asked the girl to pay for the bill she said she didn't actually have herpes she just said she did bc she was pissed with me for how I talked to her in bed

She didn't pay the bill either btq

No, no you didn't

thinks using antiseptic is gonna stop herpes infection.

>wat

What's her first name

Christone

Christina The Astonishing