Nerf the superpowa game

Nerf the superpowa game

I can clone myself

But he's autistic

I can read people's thoughts

They become your own thoughts.
I can see what people most desire.

Only if you can afford it

Ability to withstand any pressure or lack thereof

Only in a langage that you cant understand

I can regenerate myself if needed

Only by consuming an equal weight of food

Your ability is available only in february. the 29th

i can move at the speed of light

Can't travel any slower

The ability to have all the abilities I want

Each new ability is random and takes a week to get.

Each consecutive jump i make takes me higher, fall damage negated

You get all the downsides

I can exist in 4d instead of 3d

But you cannot interact with things not in 4D

You can only see in 1D

I can transform anything into a gun

But you will never have ammo for it.

Turns normal guns into dildos

I can see any event happening at the current moment

But you are tetraplegic

Only if you are within 10 feet of it happening

Hoy shit, ragdoll simulator incoming

Only active in a wheel chair!

I can be played on turn 4 for 5/6 stats

topkek

I can move objects by thought

Only while someone is thinking of your shoes.

But only when you're asleep

I can make anyone believe anything I say

You and the other person die a horrible death 10 seconds after.

I can transform my dick in the ideal penis size.

but you are mute

ideal penis size of an adult whale

lol

lol

why r u doing this