Only the best Lifehacks

Only the best Lifehacks

Thx OP, feels much better now

That's was fucking painful.

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The last time someone fell for that one, dinosaurs roamed the earth.

I'm not falling for this again

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Thx, I'm going to make really cool crystals.

>don't drink or drugs
>exercise
>eat fruits and veggies 2x a day
>reduce sodium/added sugar intake
>find peace and live simply

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Don't do this, it makes nerve gas...

Did this before, the crystals are quite pretty.

Did this shit, actually got laid, the girl was so impressed...

Shit is insane, fucking ran 5 miles like nothing

Shit feels amazing, even better right before sex, always keep hollow'd out jalapenos by the bed side

I tried this almost fucking died, you're fucking disgusting

really? the most vaginas I fucked were more like watermelons

And they had tits like bags of sand

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i dont get it..

What's supposed to happen? I just tried it and nothing happened.

masturbate simulation LOL

> start with gun pointed at your heart

it's to avoid&alleviate the carpal tunnel syndrome

death to all newfags
heil hotler

Ok guys this one he's messing with us this is NOT a life hack like the others you WILL shoot your self in the heart. Jaime dismissed this myth on mythbusters

I know this is supposed to hurt you. But it doesn't do anything to me. Am I broken?

I accidentally shot myself but instead I gained bullet resistance. The logic is same as catching cold. As you get older, you catch more cold , your body starts to build resistance against it.

snaps the tendon unless yours is unusually strong, you'll need surgery to recover from that.

Kek, fucking mustard gas

This helped me during my finals

I call BS. I've been doing that stretch for many years. I'm a rock climber and every bit of my hands gets stretched. It feels really good too.

this is like season 5 dvd cover with jon snow's gonna ded at the bottom text

lame.

bring more og

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doing this slowly isnt horrible, do it fast and you will fuck yourself up.

i cant do it. is my body wrnog

Hipposhit

This is why we never take you anywhere, user.

for fucking my fap.
that was painful. and it still sits.

plz, op. laugh your ass off.

eat a dick

> dick sandwich
> no jalapeno wrapper
You savage

kek