What's the closest you've ever come to getting laid? Tell us about missed opportunities

What's the closest you've ever come to getting laid? Tell us about missed opportunities.

Assuming you're not a virgin bc you're a total autist reject who can't talk to ppl

watched a porn once and came on a towel and then my mom sat on the towel the next day

it had been washed by then though

still, pretty close

How old?

Only two. the first girl was in my senior year of school. This girl really wanted me and would always tease me but I was to much of a bitch., I regret it . the second one was on a date, I invited her back to my house but my parents and family were there so we just watched a movie in the living room alone. we made out after that she kept repeating herself a lot "I wish your parents weren't home" till this day I"m still a virgin Q_Q

No luck since then?

A girl talked to me for a while and literally kissed me on the cheek, I thought she was joking around and just laughed. I haven't talked to her since.

I have older sisters so I'm not afraid of girls or anything. And I'm pretty funny so I know how to make them laugh. Only problem is that I don't know how to actually hit on them. And when they've hit on me(I think) I always assumed it was for good friendship. So, hence why I'm still a virgin

delivery service sent girl with furry body pillow I ordered

Not a virgin I fucked a 6/10 but I missed a opportunity with a 9/10

>be me 18
>posts jokingly on snapchat im having a party
>she asks if she can come
>say the party's only for the homies
>she gets upset and uses the roll eyes emoji
>after realizing 15 minutes later what i done tell her I was playing
>basically tells me to go fuck myself
I need to stop being so autistic

rent a hooker

this cheerleader in highschool wanted to fuck me but I felt my relationship was more counselor than lover

This girl came by my house when my parents weren't home to ask who we had our internet with. That was the most interaction I've had with any woman in years. I was sad after. Pretty sure she was just doing her job but still

When I was a virgin the closest I got was when my dick was about a centimeter from her pussy. Felt like the whole world was coming together, only for me to lose my virginity a second later and it feltgoodman.

In bed with her, too drunk couldn't get it up. She started texting someone and told me to leave as someone else was coming over. Walked home for 2 hours in the rain.

It disgusts me that a little piece of real sex is so expensive whereas all kind of orgies can be watched online

How the fuck does that mean she wanted to fuck?

Coworker wanted to blow me but she had a bf and i felt bad so i backed out

Hooked up with a 9/10 on a party, went to her house, when we were finally gonna do it, no condoms to be found

This happened some years ago
>Be 16 y/o me
>Be part of a political party
>Helping the community on a poor town
>Demolishing dangerous houses (there was an earthquake like a week before)
>Work while there is sunlight
>Drink every night
>Spot a brown but hot looking qt playing football while we are resting
>Probably half abo, but really fucking nice body
>We meet eachother
>Kiss her that same night
>She is not actually poor, her house is like the biggest thing there
>She invites me for dinner
>I accept
>After dinner we make out
>I'm about to fuck her
>"user, your friends are outside"
>Holyfuck.jpg
>Go outside
>They are fucking wasted
>"user what are you doing? Come and drink with us"
>Fuck
>"Alright..."
>Kiss qt goodbye
>Leave next day
>Never see her again
I shouldn't have fuck her anyways, she had a bad reputation in town probably had STDs as well

nope sadly not

Stopped by at my long distance girlfriend's house on the drive back home from Florida, I'm positive she wanted to fuck w/ the obvious fuck me glares, instead we just talked for a bit, hugged & kissed her and then went back on my drive to Illinois

>go on exchange
>meet a girl from another university
>nothing really happens for a while
>she had a boyfriend and i didn't want to deal with that
>new year's eve she suggest we do something with just the two of us
>she has boyfriend, suggest something else
>a couple weeks layer find out they broke up
>hit her up
>we spend a real good day together, don't want to rush things
>week or two later we see a movie
>i'm sick, don't make a move because of mucus
>third date doesn't happen
>every time i ask she's busy
>believe her
>still see her around, whenever it's just us we have a great time
>brings up that we're friends from time to time
>still feel she's going for it
>buddy agrees when i talk to him about it
>maybe she's just awkward
>confused af for about two months
>eventually plan a trip together
>have a blast as usual
>last night there we're going to a bar
>getting ready in hostel room
>climbs up to my bunk asking me to smell her perfume
>asks if it makes me want to touch her tits
>nervous af, blank
>kinda mumble that it's not the perfume
>not enough
>she climbs down
>"okay we should go to the bar now user"
>"uh yeah alright"
>still tries to kinda start something at the bar
>don't give her much to work with
>go back next day
>doesn't talk the whole train ride
>never really got along the same after

>year and a half later
>still virgin
>fuck

Not a virgin anymore, but my first missed opportunity still bothers me.
In High school there was a girl with a big crush on me, but I was the only person in our class who never recognized that. During our final class trip, absolutely everyone tried to get us together; our classmates kept creating Situations in which the two of us were alone... but I was completely oblivious.
Finally, on the last evening of the trip, she asked if she could sleep in my bed (for some pretty farfetched reasons), and I said yes, let her sleep in my bed and slept on the floor.
The next morning, my friends confronted me and asked me if I was retarded and/or gay. Only then did I realize the missed opportunity.