What's the whitest movie ever in terms of theme and content?

What's the whitest movie ever in terms of theme and content?

Moby Dick

12 angry men

Boyhood.

Why don't you kill yourself? This is 9/11. Why are you posting SHIT like this?

Birth of a Nation
Triumph of the Will
Spiderman 1 & 2

Lost In Translation

>birth of a nation
Too bad Griffith spent the rest of his career backpeddling from this film making all sorts of race mixing pictures like Intolerance and Broken Blossoms

Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

That movie wit Alec Baldwin and the old lady.

I don't get it. Why is this "the whitest photo" ever?

Broken Blossoms is his best film desu

American Pie
Blacks don't struggle that much to have sex

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No black eyes on the women

The original Birth of a Nation

Or possibly Legally Blonde

No one is grabbing their crotch or throwing hand signs

Guessing the joke is that it's an extremely stupid/cheesy/lame thing to do, representative of dumb fratboy/bimbo culture.

Because they are all supporting each other.

100% this

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I agree with you

They're on a beach but not having a 30 v. 30 brawl or harassing white women.

No one is eating money

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very good. you could have gone for a cheap 'blacks are violent' joke but actually came up with something somewhat witty.

kek

savage

Seinfeld or Fraser take the cake for TV shows

The 'whitest' movie is not the one which has the most white people or is associated with movements/acts that were bad for other groups, but rather the least relatable in terms of theme/content for someone who isn't white to watch.

It's not 'Triumph of the Will' or 'Birth of a Nation', that's for sure.

I guess it is just a goofy photo. A common stereotype among hipsters and niggers is that whites are goofy and not hip.

And Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton, Old times there are not forgotten. Look away! Look away! Look away, Dixie Land!

How I Met Your Mother was pretty fucking white. So white that it fucking hurts to watch. So white that even I can't relate to their New Yorker yuppie lifestyles.

American Beauty.
Guy with the perfect life throws everything away because he's bored and horny.

American Psycho

>How I Met Your Mother was pretty fucking white.

Almost all the actors and writers of that show are Jewish

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Let's dump some black photos

>There were no black people in Seinfeld
Why do people say this? There were plenty of black people in Seinfeld. They weren't recurring characters, but the were there. Can't really comment on Fraser, just started watching it

Sorry Sup Forums, most of the world sees Jews as white.

try telling that to a jew

whatever jew

>Not Friends

Then that's probably why I can't relate then. Jew York sucks.