Any femnons in the eastern Massachusettes area...

Any femnons in the eastern Massachusettes area? Just seeing if anyone is open to coming over to my place and wearing this while we cuddle. I know its pathetic, but I'm lonely. I know I asked earlier but there were no takers :(
The samus suit will git anyone under 5'5 abd 135lbs
Email [email protected]

Wear it yourself faggot

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I have before

Is this the World we live in today? Someone fill this man's zero suit!

lol. Bump until OP finds a samus to pose and take pics to upload. Forget the cuddle part that shits gay.

>OP should become a proffesional photographer
>meets people (forced)
>hangs with camera all the time
>bitches asking free professional photos
>life is good
>then OP finally asks ''h...hey... I I I like cosplay too... I have a S..Sa... Metroid Suit at home... wanna try it for a photo session?
>OP wont get laid, but will upload pics of multiple Samus on Sup Forums thus his life will get better soon, will make money and then be happy on Sup Forumsee

6ft tall and 127 lbs. Sorry.

I don't know what to make of this

It's ok

Wanna just cuddle instead?

Bump this shit, we'll get you that femnon.

Self bump

Maybe but I live too far

Even if they're black?

O-ok

why not pay for an escort or a whore?

you're begging for a trap to contact you here

why

>back

I live in western mass. Also not a femanon. GL OP

Cuz I'm black and I live close to you. You got a problem cuddling a strong, proud negress?

Sub 5'5? Age?

5'3"
19

Sub 135?

I'm in Pittsfield, where are you?

oooh I love proud black girls. So much fun when they are subs.

don't do it OP.

on a good day. max 140. But my boobs and ass is most of that. 32DDD

Dont do it OP youll catch sheboon fever

shut up you racist piece of shit you dont know me

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thats some mighty big lip from some mighty big lips

Your Kik?

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where did you get this I want one to make my wife wear. Pic related. 5ft 110lbs

Bumping with more of wife.

What's one of those cost?

Amazon, between $80-100

One will tailor it but it costs like $200

This

Cheers ty user

post more of wife

Self bump. Want any more photos of the suit?

It's really humid so it's tough to get on

full body pic?

Fine I'll get into it. One pic

waiting...

...

I'd faek the one in the picture

what a massive faggot you are

You asked

im not that user, im the one saying youll have better luck hiring a whore

Backside, you nigger

All the ones here are 40+ or 200+

do you even wash that thing before the girl has to wear it?

bump, someone on this fucking website is getting laid if its the last thing i do

What town do you live in?

Well it's in the wash now so yeah

Plymouth

Exact adress and credit card info?

looking skinny as fuck, no wonder you can't get a woman

OP let us see your other costumes

What do you expect if I can fit into it

Not now

...

roasted

OP, how are you planning to murder your next victim?

OK now I know to avoid going there due to your faggotry.

May I ask why a single guy own multiple costumes for females?
I'm not trying to be rude but im genuinely curious.

sup tommy?

I just like how they feel, have a lot of $$$, and sort of been shot gunning for this

Give me $100

Show face OP. Grils need to know what they're cuddling with

Hank Hill is that you?

Cute

Bump

whats your zip? :)

02330
Also nice quads

wear it and ill snuggle you faggot

U threatening me?

quads

Wait what are you saying O.O

What level autism is this?

I really want this to happen for OP. He might be a faggot but hes a cool one.

How?

truly putting the "one" in lonely

How? Like someone coming over to OP, id be content even if the negress were to do it for him.

Over 9000

I don't even think she's still here

Lets get a kick starter going to hire him an escort that will come wear it and cuddle with him

I almost moved to that area. Dodged that fucking bullet.

This old copy/paste again?

>this fucking weeb actually having any standards while asking for a cuddle buddy on /b

When will the beta bullshit end?

The cruel reality is that this poor bastard will probably never get to have his dreams fulfilled.

MASS sucks, except for Boston proper, Cambridge Somerville and Charlestown.

Every other part of Massachusetts is terrible.

Do some courageous poses with it, like PEPSI MAN


YOU COULD BE THE SAMUS A-MAN OF Sup Forums

TOP FUCKING KEK

DO PEPSI MAN YOU REED RICHARDS LOOKIN' MOTHAFUCKAAAAA

Bump

you bumpin' for pepsi man?

bump

im in mass. whats your #? ill think about it