Manchester United vs ASSE Europa League game thread #2

1-0
Zlatan

NO to traps

manchild

I love the Argie Gravity Falls poster lads

>buy Ivanovic
>get beat by Belgian minnows

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WHERE THE SLAGS

>Beer Sheva 1-1 Besiktas

>this is how yanks have to advertise landrovers
fucking hell

When was the last time you had sex?

Uh... where are the asses my man?

Just fucking glad no Hargreaves tonight.

Post waifu nao

>the state of yank electronic music

BE A MAN AND BUY MAN TRUCKS

MAAAAAAAN

sunday

Two (2) of these 'men' are not cum gargling gayboys. Which two (2) are straight, Sup Forums?

GAS THE KIKES
YES TO RACISM

404

switch to the BT stream bro

get rid of the cancerous Alexi Lalas commentary

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Lingard coming on now

>Lingard

Good sub. Jose's substitutions are getting better as the season progresses. Earlier in the season he would never take off Fellaini whilst defending a lead.

Dec 14 1995

>lingard
what did Maurino mean by this?

It's just banter nothing more, more like an ego thing about who got the best ultras, but Marseille got enough rival to hate st-etienne. Nice is somehow a derby, PSG since the 90s, and nowaday Lyon because of obnoxious fans (muh 7 titles vs muh pre-bosman Champions League) and a lot of Aulas cheap tricks (since Aulas dream his club would be as popular as Marseille or PSG)

coming out of a vagina doesnt count

That will surely stop our defensive problems.

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Heem

>Martial

Fellaini was trying to run beyond Ibra in the first half.

>Bring off one shit player
>Put on another one
What does this even mean

FUKKEN KEK

>ad in 4:3 format

HEEM SLEEPY

The BT commentator is such a cringey cunt. It's like every game is the first one he's commentated. Makes Savage seem good in comparison.

How the fuck is this guy bleeding?

What a hit! Amazing

CHIMPOUT

>this BT commentator

split lip

see

He got smashed it the mouth lol

Early December 2016

MUH OFFSIDES

ANTHONY MARTIAL IN HIS SPARE TIME

>I was only 17 years old
>I loved Florentin so much, I had all the merchandise and haircut
>I pray to Florentin every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Florentin is love" I say. "Florentin is life"
>Paul hears me and calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Florentin
>I called him a thinking man Sissoko
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>Im crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in my bed and its really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>Its Florentin
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to ear, "I beat Paul at table tennis. After that we did not play other sports together."
>He grabs me with his black hand and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ASSE cheeks for Florentin
>He penetrates my ASSE
>It hurts so much but I do it for Florentin
>I can feel my ASSE tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Florentin
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my ASSE with his mighty blooter
>Paul walks in
>Florentin looks him straight in the eye and says, "This does not dab"
>Florentin leaves through my door
>Florentin is love, Florentin is life.

I know that, but why fucking Lingard
He has been shit all season bar the Community shield.

>ManU has to kill opponents to win

>Manure getting an off-side goal flagged
WHAT THE FUCK

what the fuck is his problem?

state of this franco goalkeeper

>black frenchman being violent

nothing new

These St Etienne players can't take the banter.

Ouch

I look forward to the 7 mins injury timr

Why are baguettes so week?

>this violent game

I just realised Robbie Savage is the other commentator

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>I fucking hate my life
>not now, José

ayy

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>Sexton'd

ban assault headers

Made me kek

>Poobag

What was Mou saying to Galtier?

quality post

fellaini's off and united aren't shit anymore. what a weird coincidence.

Who else is there?

oy lads stop missing chances cheers

10/10

green pogba > red pogba

is Pogba shit?

">pogba"

incoming 88th min 1-1

How much effort do you think players put in when playing in the Pooropa league? I think around 50%.

Rashford if you want another attacker. Schwieni if you want to shore up the midfield

Where is Mkhitaryan ?

Poobag's offensive movement in non-League tier

Is this Ian Darke commentating? He's mind numbing.

>United haven't conceded at home in the Europa League this season

RVP scored against >us in the 4-1 win against Fenerbahce. The fucking state of BT commentators.

Illness

About a month or so ago
>tfw ldr

I think I hate Jesse Lingard more than I hate Fellaini

He's terrible. At least Fellaini elbows people.

>Herrera out for the 2nd leg

ffs

red

Compared to Owen Hargreaves it's bliss.

*dabs*

>Agent Pogdab giving the ball to his brother

could do with some webms

>these ABU commentators on BT
sad

Rashford could be decent but he's untried. Mourinho probably doesn't want to shore up the midfield, he wants someone to associate with Ibra.

*receives PhD*

NOTHING HAPPENING

fuck you, shitgard

I'd imagine the Pogba family are constantly doing obnoxious dances around the house.

Who is the evil twin Pogba, red or green?