Get home from work

>Get home from work
>lock front door
>go to bed
>wake up at 5 am
>cant go back to sleep
>go downstairs door unlocked and wide open
>the door to second story balcony also open
Hold me Sup Forums Im scared

You got nig'd. Your TV is gone but you should be fine otherwise

Loosen ass cheeks for maximum comfort

Lul, get ready to find nudes of you asleep in a ylyl thread soon faggot

shit I didnt check to see if anythijg was stolen. Hold on.

OP here, I dont think anything was stolen, at least nothing large.

how do you know they're not still in the house hiding...

call police anyway.

dont scare me like that bro


done

You said it yourself bro, nothing taken, why would someone break in not to take anything...

They're hiding somewhere.

Bruh get out before they either rape your ass or give you the good ol' stomach stabbing

could be behind you.

Daily reminder: The human body can survive over 30 stabs.

They don't have to kill OP just to take his TV, his wallet and rape him right?

I'd grab a self defense weapon if i were you OP. Either they're somewhere hiding or they're scouting your shit. Either grab your gun, or if you're a faggot and don't own one, a kitchen knife. People don't break in for no reason.

Update us user

i think he died Sup Forumsros

he can't die this is getting good.i can't sleep now.

Rip home invaded Sup Forumsro. should have got the gun

RIP OP

To any cops who find his phone give us an update. Did he die?

yeah man and how.did op grab a gun? was the killer in hid bedroom?

could have fingergunned

Oh, and if this chat log goes in the news make sure you put me in the screenshot.

OP here, not dead, heard a LOUD fucking noise though, the fuck do I do

Either get out or stab them in the gut. Good luck if you stay to fight for your terf.

Grab a fucking knife idiot

why have you not gotten out of the house yet? grab a knife or something and fucking bolt you idiot.

get a knife, get naked, smear your shit all over yourself and approach the niggers who are stealing from you right now

go into a fairly isolated room and call the police, hide with a knife or something

get a gun. If you don't have a gun you're screwed until cops arrive. That would take 5 mins minimum.

Why the fuck don't you have a gun you Fag?

The noise is sentient, it wants you to acknowledge it

Try giving it a name

Trips dont lie

Cops said they're busy and there's no-one available...

All I have is kitchen knives and the noise was between me and them.

Am I rip?

Call it Nigquan

You said you called the police almost an hour ago. Either this thread is bullshit, or you live in Detroit. In which case you deserve to have thieves rape you in the asshole.

Why the fuck don't you have defensive weapons in your room, OP? You deserve to be raped by niggers.

Get out of there you mongoloid

The noise is friendly, trust it

>911 what's your emergency?
>someone broke into my house!! I heard them
>sorry bro we are busy as hell we can't send anybody gl tho
>oh ok thx

lol your bait was good up until here, just fucking kill yourself and stop fantasising about Tyrone raping your ass Fucking homo

Bullshit.

Smash their head in with something heavy and get out. Good bait tho.

...

I don't live in the US faggots.

I'm gonna go say hi, if this is my last post I just wanna say that I love all you faggots.

I think my best bet to survival is probably to:
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Rolling dubs for you

Reroll

Would have worked better if you'd dropped the dino before people realized you were full of shit.

You fail at failing.

May the power of the moon be with you. Kill that nigger for Mac Tonight

Last chance. If no dubs gl.

Is user dead?

user is a decent at best baiter.