Engineer claims he has found Adolf Hitler's secret NUCLEAR BOMBS in a German cave and warns 'if they decay we could...

>Engineer claims he has found Adolf Hitler's secret NUCLEAR BOMBS in a German cave and warns 'if they decay we could have another Chernobyl on our hands'
>German pensioner claims to have found 'Nazi nuclear bombs'
>Peter Lohr, 70, says he's found five metallic objects in Nazi tunnels
>Using radar and 3D he claims he can prove two are atom bombs

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3594579/Engineer-claims-Adolf-Hitler-s-secret-NUCLEAR-BOMBS-German-cave-warns-decay-Chernobyl-hands.html

>using radar and 3D

huh no one told him that geiger counters exist?

low quality b8

The biggest danger of nukes is that they will launch themselves, its computers that controls them not humans.
So all we need is some one error and we are done.
And this almost happend many times, the computer dont know the difference between rocket to your physics class and murican or Russian nuke

>trying to make himself famous by piggybacking on the Nazis
>making crazy claims about things the nazis did or things they had
>has a huge goofy nose


Sounds like typical Jewish tricks. I bet hes going to ask the government for reparation money to finance his expedition then take a vacation cruise with it.

Its retarded.
If hitler had the bomb he would have used it.

If hitler didnt know about his own bomb, the wehrmacht or the SS would have used it.

Not hidden it in a fucking cave.

INB4 all german natives are removed from the are for "safety" concerns and are promptly replaced by immigrants and immigrant housing.

Just kidding, quite interesting.

This is a very stupid comment. There isn't a single computer out there somewhere that will immediately launch a nuke if something goes wrong. The nukes all have several safeguards put in place to ensure that no single man or machine can launch them.

>implying he knows what he's doing

old cuck probably doesn't even know what geiger means

"Oy, my father told me of the camps. At the entrance there was a Nazi who stood 7 feet tall. He'd count all of the Jews as they entered the gates, and he'd punch the women for laughs. Geiger they called him. The Geiger Counter." - Peter Lohr

>punch the women for laughs

Fucking hell keks were had

That's laptop is huuuge.

>Peter Lohr, 70, says he's found five metallic objects in Nazi tunnels
>must be atom bombs

>Implying nukes give off radiation prior to deployment
You're autistic, you have no idea how a nuke works. If nukes casually leaked radiation it would be a disaster.

Rumors had it that this SS Hauptmann would even send the children onto the carts to get smashed against a wall and thrown directly into the crematoria!!

>Thinks the "Forbin Project" is a documentary

>geiger counter

>detecting a nuclear bomb

haha

>ww2 ear nazi "nuclear bomb"
>operating on a computer
You're retarded

Hitler should have pushed the button when the Marxist started winning. Todays Germany is not worth keeping in respiration.

>flurry of ad hominems

I'm sure you agree with me that nuclear weapons give off more than background radiation.

When did I ever imply that they were glowing hot and decaying quickly?

But according to you, nukes don't leak radiation. This implies that either the nuclear warhead is encased in lead (which would be horrendously difficult to deploy), or there is so little nuclear material that it cannot be detected as compared to background radiation.

Both scenarios cannot exist.

Explain yourselves, aussie and echo.

>That's laptop is huuuge.
It's not, the guy is just a manlet

Actually they can be, along with neutron detectors via spectroscopy. You wouldn't find them buried deep undeground though. They only emit a minimal amount.

Hitler preferred to be able to use the land that he conquered, radiation from the bombs would render that impossible

>Sup Forums """"""""""political""""""""""" discussion

>dailymail

Was getting caught part of Hitlers plan?

Assuming they exist, I'm curious as to why Hitler didn't use them?

They give off less than background fyi

This fag was surveying sealed off nazi wartunnels fritzl, no way is a slightly-higher-than-background level of radiation going to be detected by a commercially avaiable geiger counter when there are meters of soil and concrete inbetween him and what he's surveying.

>contains nuclear material
>gives off LESS than background

I don't even know where to begin with such a retarded statement.

I bet if I put water into a half full water bottle that it contains less water than it did before.

The Germans had a fair amount of Mustard Gas and other chemical weapons that they never used in WWII, maybe they didn't use the nukes for the same reasons.

> Adolph
> Had nukes
> didn't use them

bullshit

Similarly there's no way that a metal detector is going to be able to draw an image of what it is detecting, meters away from it.

If we require magnets running on the scale of Teslas in order to look at the inside of a human body to detect and measure tumors in high definition, then this guy would've needed a magnet the size of a small house to detect shit 5 meters under dirt at which point the magnet would've lifted whatever he found out of the ground anyway.

Metal detectors can only detect flux in magnetic behavior (similar to how a guitar pick up works), and use this difference in order to announce something metallic is near it. It cannot determine shape from this feedback in the slightest.

>Hello internet; I'm the worlds busiest music nerd.

Wrong. Check out dead hand.

>Austrian Intellectuals

Maybe he found portable gas chambers

Its time to stop posting

He didn't use a metal detector, he used radar? Why don't you just read the article before posting? It's like you're a child.

if the nazis made them the blasting pads are to old to work. explosive compounds only last so long before they become unstable then are rendered inert with more time

also weather any one wants to admit it or not the enriching process doesnt last forever . so its probably not even of a quality for a nuclear weapon by now not having been turned occasionally so its not just on 1 side for almost a century

>WW2 Nazi nuke operating on a countdown clock and a computer
Hollywood films are real life.

>several safeguards
Yet it almost happend, live in your dreams but nukes gonna wipe us all one day.

>ground penetrating radar

That still wouldn't give rise to a nuclear weapon.

The article didn't say what he found other than that retarded image of a few spikes, which could mean the radar waves were reflecting off bunker infrastructure, steel frames, whatever.

Even if he found a bomb-shaped device, it would be a better assumption to think its a conventional warhead.

Besides, if he didn't use a metal detector (which seems likely), who's to say he didn't find sewage shafts or such things in a level below where he was looking?

>last few weeks of the war
>They know they've lost and there is no chance
>Decide that they can't let nuclear weapons fall into the hands of the enemies (Hiroshima and Nagasaki haven't happened yet)
>Too late to launch them they'll just start executing all Germans
>Tells all higher ups to scatter nuclear weapons around Germany underground
>Gives the detonation codes to all of the surviving nazi leaders who fled the country
>They're told to say nothing about this, the allies will never ask
>They're also told if the German peoples suffering ever becomes so great because of the allies or soviets to detonate them and save the German people
>Mfw there are mass rapes and socialists running rampant
>Mfw ww2 is not over yet
>Mfw the nazis still have a trick up their sleeve
>Mfw the last battle of ww2 has yet to been fought