"Haha, that's funny, user. Now, get in the car."

"Haha, that's funny, user. Now, get in the car."

wat do?

I get in the fucking car. He could split me right in two.

o-ok sir
*thinking: fuck yes destroy my tight boipucci*

put that lil prangus away

Laugh at his tiny dingus and present him with my bull's superior black cock

o-okay :3c

but daddy I didnt say anything

Is there hair on his fucking tip?????

>how bout we settle this right here in the ring?

>uncut

This can't be right, I'm an autistic NEET, what could I have possibly said that was "funny"?

Call a doctor of course, something is wrong with his peanus weenus

what's wrong is that it's not in my mouth right now

Can you fit mine in there too?

It's not gay if I self-insert as the girl in porn, right? I'm not even attracted to men unless they're really hot.

i can try ;)

> U mad, black boi?

i would but you're not handsome and you're fatty.

Run away as fast as I can, because there's no way a naked man with that BMI can run faster than me

>tfw white and able to run the 100m in under 11.4 seconds

Feelsgoodman

>11m in under 11.4 seconds
I could do that in the fourth grade you nu male beta cuck, the guy in the OP would catch your ass before you'd even get the chance to run.

best thread on Sup Forums in awhile

>I could do that in the fourth grade you nu male beta cuck

Lies.

>Male 100m World Record @ 10 Years Old: 11.64 Seconds Held By Bryce Love 2009

I even gave you a year.

And there's no way that dude could run anywhere near as fast as I can, he's carrying way too much excess muscle. Even with a similar top speed I'd be 40m in front before he accelerates to match me.

Cuck.

This makes me quiver
God hairy men make me rigid

uselessly rigid, since yours is the hole that's going to be pounded

Oh so it's my fault I grew up in a village outside of the US so no one recorded my speed?

Also, speed isn't inversely correlated to size, the best sprinters have developed quads.

In other words, kys you cuck.

i don't know why but for some reason your post makes me think you're young and handsome. maybe it's the running thing. i would get in the car with you even if you're not nekkid.

its k
I can still jerk while being rammed

nothing wrong with that

kik?

Why not just ass?

Do you think 'boipussy' sounds cute or something?

You give fags bad name

me too

not with your arms held behind your back

then i'll just get prostate stimulation
ez

i'm not a fag, i'm a trap.