/mls/ general & /ayy/ - TWO WEEKS NOTICE edition

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first for champs.

hello what is mls lol

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How will Fernando ever experience the glory of North American mls football when Trump wont let him into the country?

REPEATING DIGITS for REPEATING TITLES

>>Dempsey showing off the star
>>did not even play in playoffs

The supporter shield is cool but good records aren't as good as championships.

how are Perth's bravest doing?

nth for FC cincinnati > Columbus Crew SC

Xth for Dempsey getting driven to the Hospital in Houston when they play on game day

Which is the best state in the United States, for someone who only likes the major league soccer (MLS) and soccer. And who hates the NFL, MLB (major league baseball) NBA and NHL?

Anchorage, Alaska
now fuck off

Perth, Australia my friend

This city is from Australia.


And would be for the A-League

correct

Perth, Australia is the best state in the United States for MLS.

do not.
Perth is an Australian city, which is the state capital of Western Australia.


Therefore, it is not in the United States.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perth
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Australia

>Autista Rica

Perth Australia is the only Australia I fuck with.

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>coming attractions

>tfwrevsfan
>tfwnoMLSC Ups
>tfwnodefense

;_;

How on Earth are you still at it? I would have vanished off Sup Forums if I was EXPOSED like this.

Stop bullying him, that's crossing the line Pedro.

We're all slightly autistic in liking sawker here.

This fucking guy cracks me up. He has all the personality of a confused chatbot.

>tfw MN will win a title within 5 years
Feels good

We're almost there, Sac-bro

>tfw MN will win a title within 5 years
Maybe if the institute pro/rel and give out some meme trophy for winning MLS 2.

the wooden spoon

>>implying you can pry the spoon from Chicago's cold, dead hands

>the seaside shack of Adelaide

>three teams in three bordering flyover states

Why

anyone catch the adelaide keeper nailing the goals with his face?

>commentator: as we know the a league has strict concussion rules these days
>leaves him on the field
Lel

>Nearly break Poljaks leg
>No card

Fucking A-league refs

>country with a literally uninhabitable interior talking shit about "flyover states"

>perf

>perf

washingtonpost.com/news/soccer-insider/wp/2017/02/17/d-c-uniteds-13-year-stadium-timeline-by-the-headline/

Chicago is apparently the best worst team in MLS history
Minnesota could be '13 DC United tier

Okay thanks for shitting up the thread overnight, Ozland, time for some real AMERICAN SHITPOSTING.

>yfw Toronto wins da MLS Cup

>losing to a team that took 0 shots
El em ayy o

this is the minnesota thread, thank you

There have been some shit kits so far, but some are OK

Portland home
Sporting KC away
Orlando home

Will their wins against Miami FC and University of Central Florida illustrate their season?

Also, gold maple leafs as stars would be pretty based

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>team name is the sounders
>sounding is sticking long objects in your urethra for sexual pleasure

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me, guys.

But where are da Loons?

Idk someone needs to add them

>Brad Davis signs a one day contract with the Dynamo to end hisncareer as a Dynamo
Has any other team done this, never hear about other teams giving their veteran players a huge send off like this.

You mean in the MLS, or just in general?

Its been done in the NFL before I think, its more out of respect than saying they retired that teams player, Brad Davis will always be remembered as a Houstanfag

Happens all the time in other leagues

>Its been done in the NFL before I think
As a Sandy Eggoan, I know the Chargers did this with their HoFer Running Back. Pic related. It was an out of character decision for the owner to make because usually all he ever does is find new ways to shit the bed.

I mean in MLS.
I mean Houston also had that testimonial match for Brian Ching where you got to see Landycakes as goalkeeper.

Sup guys... got sucked into normie life :/


>Soon

Where my fucking lasers at

you'll be supporting /our gals/ when they combat the communist menace, right lads?

Lmao who cares

The only time i ever cared about non domestic soccer was when arshavin played for arsenal and pavlyuchenko played for spurs

Shit was lit

How does the Russian team rate in terms of qts?

Realistically speaking, who are the American mls players who would be good as starters for the ninja turtles? So far, I can only think of 4-5 and Howard is one of them.

dunno, but theyre volleyball team is pretty legit

>not watching the memiest form of soccer known to man

Always support /ourgals/.

When did this general become so reddit tier? When we let mlssoccer faggots post here?

Its the off season

>Houston
Sorry dude I dont think there will be a huge turnout.
Remember the one time the USMNT played at BBVA against Canada?

>asks you to define "reddit tier."
>I dunno, just posts I don't like I guess

Kill yourself.

you can watch it on tv or stream it

>Women's soccer

Nope.

but the MEMES, la

think of the memes

Maybe the fact that one of you nu males here are trying to push womyns sawker unironically.

>numales if you fap to our grills
yeah guess that's pretty gay. and offseason is so exciting that it should take all our attention.

not to mention we should all be posting our ninja turtle lineups too.

>>not enjoying the waifu soccer

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NOT SO FAST

>implying they still won't sweep STL 3-0-0

ALLOW ME TO INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT

There are two spots open cunt-cinatti.

Yfw both expansion slots go to CA cities?

What?
That's all of a sudden
Did he fuck someone else's wife?

All I've heard so far is "internal politics"....don't even think this is official yet, just the news leaking out

I have to think this will hamper their expansion bid a little bit, although not as much as that Sacramento thing

John Harkes is a pretty big American soccer name

Depends on who the replacement is
They've reportedly made one of the assistants (who used to run Whitecaps 2) the coach, dunno if he's "interim" or not

>flyoverites discussing their lower level teams
cute, very cute you guys.

thanks for the bumps on a friday night

Also no guarantee that even if they are jumping to MLS soon, that they'll bring their head coach with them: Heath went up with Orlando, but Minnesota just hired Heath to replace their previous guy

The replacement doesn't really matter
Having Harkes and the recognition he brings is what was important

>this is a great goal
>wait, the gk doesn't look japanese
>it's an own goal
>if this were the men's game, this would result in death

female privilege

colombia isn't on the field user.

>implying the MLS won't take the team that actually sells tickets

LMAO

Certainly helped get things off the ground in a hurry
Question is, if they take a step back in year 2, will attendance/enthusiasm decline in kind?

They originally planned on keeping that guy but he was brand new
The coach who was there before that guy is the general manager now

Aaaaaaaand there it is

The enthusiasm was never about John Harkes, only autistic fans knew his name. Cincinnati has always been a massive soccer city, is currently in the midst of a massive economic rejuvenation, and the average age of the population is getting younger each year. The fact that the stadium is right next to UC and Xavier helps a ton too. This changes nothing desu

>>only autistic fans knew the name of the head coach

>Cincinnati has always been a massive soccer city
[citation needed]

>Cincinnati has always been a massive soccer city

I've been hearing this from multiple cities lately

Cincinnati has always been at war with Eastasia

>Citation needed

Okay, we've sold over 11,000 season tickets for a decent team in the babby soccer league. Same team sold 35,000 tickets for a fucking friendly game in the middle of the hottest week of the summer. Imagine how much that number rises if a.) the team actually gits gud and b.) they move up to the MLS and are granted all of the marketing and financial advantages that come along with that. Could easily sell 20,000+ in terms of season tickets.

This isn't the EPL nerd, nobody gives a fuck who the coach is. Your city couldn't even support an NFL team, leave sports to the big boys

>cкopo