What do you guys think about my Kotlet?

What do you guys think about my Kotlet?

is dis some ruse or what.

PLUMB IT

Where the fuck is the onion?

Ah I know this, my Polish friends wife makes them and they're fucking delicious.

Nigga...

Is it for breakfast? Lunch? Dinner? Or everything?

ay blyat...

Its in there. Trust me

Dinner last night

is it white?

>tartar sauce on a hamburger with parsley on top

Gross.

That is mayo with dill

Thats a glorified hamburger not a kotlet you fuck

You do realize you're supposed to use plates so as not to mess up that lovely table cloth, right?

You know women will instantly know that you've ruined everything no matter how hard you try to hide it.

>that
>cotoletta
>American education

That looks like some sort of schnitzel

I learned the recipe from friend's grandmother herself

What's this, a foreign burger?

That is a plate under it

kotlet in polish = schnitzel in german.

da fuq? What you posted is what we call karbonade, OP is eating a kotlet

look like you eatin piece of turf senpai

Dill is best herb.

Stop confusing words
Kotlet comes from German Kotelett means meat chop. It doesn't mean shitty meal slop.

You should have tasted it, user.
It wasn't no turd

Do you notice how in this picture the plate is easily distinguished from the table cloth?

I'm telling you. You are an abject failure at life.

That's some fat fish.
>tfw all the salmon and other fish here is that thin as fuck stuff comes frozen in bags
Such is life 700 miles inland

>I need to include table cloth in picture to obviously show that I am not eating it live a savage

Lol, ok.

When I took the picture I was focusing on the meat

Mmmh.

Damn it, I think I know what I'm making tonight.

Why is eastern European food so based?

I guess that's "meat" but it looks like you drove a truck into whatever it is. You don't need to explain to the rest of us that you were focused on something other than what other people would think of you.

Because it's nice and hearty and used a lot of spices

and a kotlet in germany is a pork chop