This motherfucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

This motherfucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

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have u at least tried to not become a wizard?

Yeah, went to bars, clubs, parties often in my 20s and early 30s, trying to chat up girls. Did some online dating shit as well.

how much mana do fireballs cost?

like three fiddy

Talk to me, fuckers.

Is every square inch of your bedroom coated in semen?

If you turn on a UV light in my bedroom, your eyes will be burned away.

bump

Why don't you sexually assault someone?