This motherfucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

This motherfucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

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have u at least tried to not become a wizard?

Yeah, went to bars, clubs, parties often in my 20s and early 30s, trying to chat up girls. Did some online dating shit as well.

how much mana do fireballs cost?

like three fiddy

Talk to me, fuckers.

Is every square inch of your bedroom coated in semen?

If you turn on a UV light in my bedroom, your eyes will be burned away.

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Why don't you sexually assault someone?

You missed out on sticking your dick in some tender fresh peach fuzzy 16 year old pussy bro

Why haven't kill yourself? ( Seriously, I don't want to offend)

Because I am not an asshole. At least not that much of an asshole.

Feels bad man.

Technically you really haven't missed out on it. You're just not gonna be sticking your rock hard 16 year old dick in it.

Because I'm not that depressed.

Well ... I guess.

why are you so funny yet no sex?
Funny guy almost always wins

It's actually pretty fucking overrated, sex gets way better as you get older for the most part

unless you are a virgin who cannot please...

Skippy is that you?

Because I am not. I needed like five minutes to make this shit up.

even virgins have the right instincts to go with if they only watch porn and realize you gotta build up to certain shit, calmly and collectively

Five mana

Who the fuck is skippy?

Wut?

Fellow virgin here, though 31 and not kissless. When do you think you'll have sex? will that happen in the "near future", "near future" is defined here for this purpose as "this year"

Probably not.

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You don't recognise yourself?

maybe next year, then?

Condolences. I'm fat and ugly but I can pull fat and ugly girls easily enough. Pic related.

On second thought maybe you're better off not touching this.

Got some Skippy, rub it on my balls, smear it real good, feed it to the dog.

Or whenever I get my shit together.

Average American woman. I'm not fat by the way, not even ugly, just a social retard.

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First girlfriend was 15 when I met her, I was 19. Dated and banged for 4 years until she went downhill. The at 24 met next girlfriend who was 19. Dated for 4.5 years until she went downhill also. Both cuties in their prime, now looking for another. During and in between the 2 relationships had sex with about half a dozen girls. Now kinda over the game and want to find a young cutie to bang and have my kids.

I'd like to say feelsgoodman but even though I knew it wouldn't last with my last gf it's still shit losing someone you shared so much time with.

Get out normie.

Also further I'm not particularly good looking, I don't think. Handsome perhaps, well that's what the Asian hooker told me. I'm tall, thin, good social skills once I'm not anxious and make girls laugh.

I know when a girl finds me attractive because she'll laugh at something gbst isn't that funny.

how do you use your wizard powers

do you have any advice for anons who are short? women love tall guys so much shortish dudes like me need to something else "compensate". fuck

are you me cunt?

OP here. Tall, thin, handsome - but not good looking?

I can shoot fireballs at peasants.

Dont you have sex dating sites or apps? With some dedication you will get lucky.

Used Tinder and a German one for some years.

hahah all of you are fucking lost causes. Such a hopeless thread I crush puss on a daily basis. pic related

OP ever try working out, /fit/ ?

are you poor?

stupid/have some deformity/layman?

11 more years till I become a wizard. Just gotta keep my social reject dick in my pants. Fuckin easy mode boys.

That's just VideoGameDunkey. Fuck off.
>inb4 haha b8

you are from germany? why dont you just pay a hooker? Or go to Prague and pay 2 hookers. Easy.

Just want to say all the people who say sex is overrated are shit at it. You guys ARE missing out and its definitely time sensitive. So stop wasting your pathetic lives.

OP here. I'd totally hit that chick.

I work out regularly. I do a lot of climbing/bouldering though so I never attempted to get sole/buff or whatever you call hypertrophic shit now.

>are you poor?

I'm currently working half days in a supermarket while looking for a job. So yes.

i would drag my dick through a mile of glass to hear her talk dirty to me

20yearold khv here

Yeah man I feel lucky I'm tall. But don't think I'm some super confident guy with no insecurities either. There's lots of things about me physically that I don't like and will never be able to change. Your height is one of those things. I'm thin and struggle to gain weight and muscle because my limbs are pretty long, I envy shorter guys because they pack it in easier. Just trying to say everyone has stuff they don't like about themselves.

But if it's something you can't change, you just have to accept it and not let it effect your goals. Are there girls that'll reject a guy in height? Yep. Are there guys that'll reject a girl on weight? Yep.

Don't take anything personally. We all have our ideals. The insecurity of girls is their height, not the guys, it just turns out that a guy taller than her is her solution. Most of the data we display to mates is sub conscious, and if you give off the vibe that your heights the problem, she'll notice and it'll be on the table immediately. So do whatever you can, drunk, meditate, goto asia and feel like the tallest guy there, get therapy or whatever you need to get yourself out of this self-talk that being shorter is a problem. Because in reality, yes, at times it will. But you can't change it, so you have to move on and pretend it doesn't matter.

I feel like there should be something between 20 and 30.

i'd rather die alone than have that thing on my dick

damn I feel sorry for you buddy :(

I had no social problems, neither was I ugly , nor did I have acne. I was 5'9 at that point(6'0 rite now) but I got laid at the age of 18 as soon as I went to college.

I think it's much harder in USA for social groups other than Chads to get laid. In Europe the whole Chad thing doesn't exist. Most serious girls , looking for a relationship and not just a fact, actually avoid it. I have a decent body though and I work out, so Im not sure how accurate my opinion is.

Why is the whole chad thing a MUST in USA. Can someone clarify? Why do most parents WANT their sons to become some roided guy who eats carefully even at the last gram? Why do all fathers wish their sons become players in College Basketball or Baseball or American Football teams?

OP here. Not from the US. Only lived there for a few months.

How often do you wank?

Maybe once or twice per week.

Can you describe your physical appearance?

What do you do on an average day at work?

What do you do on an average day while not working?

How many times per week do you talk to a female that you've never met, even if just a cashier?

Do you sleep well?

Could you be gay?

Do you want children?

Do you think women are superior to you?

seriously man, my balls would explode

sounds like you make zero attempt to talk to girls, they are never going to come to you unless you're worth it and you sound pretty fucking average. So do something about it instead of being such a beta bitch.

I got my first girl in 31 year.
Not prostitut.
All will be all right guys.
But we lived together only 3 month. later she left me. And now i think about suicide every day. But whatever. It was still cool. She was better girl on planet.

thanks user

do it. No one here would think twice, do it. I bet even she wouldnt care.

>Can you describe your physical appearance?

See picture

>What do you do on an average day at work?

Before or after work, I go either climbing, to the gym or running for like an hour. In the evening, I read, play some Overwatch or maybe write a job application. On the weekends, I still go to bars now and then.

>How many times per week do you talk to a female that you've never met, even if just a cashier?

What do you mean by talk? Just any kind of conversation or flirting? If its the former, probably every day.

>Do you sleep well?

Yes.

>Could you be gay?

Maybe a 1 on the Kinsey scale.

>Do you want children?

Yes.

>Do you think women are superior to you?

I think most people are.

Of course she does not care.
I dont want kill myself.
I just have black thoughts.

any advice for what not to do a 21 year old KHV?

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Thanks for the answers so far. Ramping it up now user.

Describe your parents, their presence during childhood and your relationship to them now.

Are you an only child?

Are you religious or were you bought up religious as a child?

Have you been violently or sexually assaulted in your life?

Do you step outside your comfort zone or prefer to stay routine?

What age group of women are you most attracted to?

Have girls paid interest in you?

I was 28 when I lost my virginity... If only I had waited to 30 I too could have been a wizard.

how did you meet, persuade the woman you had sex with to have sex with you?

Fuck that's gross. Get her to go to gym

>Describe your parents, their presence during childhood and your relationship to them now.

My parents were very helpful during my childhood. There were never much problems. Never had a close relationship to them (or anybody) though and see them maybe once or twice a year now.

>Are you an only child?

No. Have a sister.

>Are you religious or were you bought up religious as a child?

No.

>Have you been violently or sexually assaulted in your life?

No.

>Do you step outside your comfort zone or prefer to stay routine?

I like to stay in my routine, but I have enough self-discipline to force myself out of my comfort zone now and then.

>What age group of women are you most attracted to?

Late teens to early 20s. Like every fucking man on the planet. But I know that I can't be picky.

>Have girls paid interest in you?

Never.

Then rape your sister.

genuinely get checked for aspergers. It could be key to understanding you're pathetic life.

>how did you meet,
Friends actually set us up. I guess they realized pretty quick we had similar likes, personalities.

>persuade the woman you had sex with to have sex with you?
We actually waited until we got married some years later for intercourse. I mean yeah there was some finger banging and sausage jerky before that. What did I do to persuade her? that's easy, I showed her I was committed to her I wasn't some douche bag.

but to be honest it was mo

What would that change? No use to pathologize shit when there's no treatment.

Fuck me, hit post before finished,

but to be honest it was more of showing her I was confidant about what I wanted in life and where I was headed and that I wanted her to be there for all of it.

youd know why you're so atypical? You're response is exactly what a fucking aspie would say as well. So good luck loser.

amen bro

shit! 20 and virgin... no fuck! lucky i have ponnies

Well .. fuck.

If that was really the average American woman no American guy would be a virgin

why does it seem like the facial hair standard for really fat guys is to shave everything around the mouth and then leave the rest?

Have you ever found any way to feel less sexual desire, or any desire at all? Im also a virgin beta male and i think i will end killing myself if i dont find a cure to desire :/

Its actually a hormone problem with most neckbeards, it only grows on the neck. Thats why they human garbage.

I think that mentality of "most people are better than me" is what's holding you back the most. You don't need to be a self dick sucking douche but if you can't even think highly of yourself no one else but your parents will

I was taking SSRIs for a year or so. It killed most of my desires at that time.

What use does knowing why when knowing why can't change anything more? If anything finding out he is would just make it easier to give up and not change anything else about himself

smoke weed, I always get super hyped everytime my girlfriend comes to stay, but she brings an ounce and after the first night, I dont want sex at all from being blazed constantly. I'm not sure if its the weed or the tobacco that actually kills libido. But thats your best bet.

>hurr durr whats the pointtt

because once you have a diagnosis you can have treatment plans, behavior specialists, counseling. Fucking stupid Americans with their tunnel vision. I despise you all.

>I know when a girl finds me attractive because she'll laugh at something gbst isn't that funny.

This shit right here.

Those behavior specialists don't seem to be doing you much help buddy, someone needs to learn how to calm down

so despite of your efforts you didn't have any luck?

OP here. Again, never happened.

Nope. Just lots of awkward conversations.

Yeah guess I'm wrong, its cool to be uninformed and stupid. Its the American way!

Never said you were wrong, do they not learn reading comprehension where you're from?

Pathetic attempt at deflection, also you agree that Americans are stupid and they have tunnel vision?

okey so either you got ditch'd because of your physical appearance (worse than an average joe, obese, ugly etc.) or you just didn't play it right (your social side is/was weak)

I'm 28 and while I'm not kiss-less, I'm still a virgin

Sometimes It's better to look at the positives OP, sure, I've never had a girlfriend or had any of the positives that come with that, but, I've never had to endure the pain of a bad breakup, I've never gotten a girl pregnant by accident, never gotten an STD, gone through a divorce where your life can be seriously fucked up, or had to deal with a crazy psycho bitch. All these things have actually happened to people I'm either friends/family with or know through friends/family.

I've also straightened my life up, graduated college, gone on kick-ass vacations and seen cool shit, lost 60 pounds, learned a martial art and earned a brown belt, had some awesome jobs, and made a few friends here and there that I love. I've also learned to talk to women, I've just never taken that first awkward step, at least not IRL.

I've been hesitant to "sell" my virginity. But honestly, at this point, I think the shame of paying for sexual contact is less embarrassing for me than the shame of getting lucky and taking someone I like home only to have her experience my first awkward attempts at sexual contact, being that she would be someone I developed a connection with. I'm going to Japan in a few months, I'm 95% sure I'm going to visit a soapland business. It could be bad, but whatever, I'm not interested in being a wizard.

This is why you get diagnosed. Jesus Christ.

My body can be see here . So at least not obese. It's the social side.