Norway Day Thread: None Shit Edition

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Hvorhen du går i li og fjell,
en vinterdag, en sommerkveld
med fjord og fossevell,
fra eng og mo med furutrær
fra havets bryn med fiskevær
og til de hvite skjær,
moter du landet i trefarvet drakt,
svopt i et gjenskinn av flaggets farveprakt.
Se, en hvitstammet bjerk oppi heien,
rammer stripen med blåklokker inn
mot den rodmalte stuen ved veien,
det er flagget som vaier i vind.
Ja, så hvit som det hvite er sneen,
og det rode har kveldssolen fått,
og det blå ga sin farve til breen,
det er Norge i rodt, hvitt og blått.

En vårdag i en solskinnsstund
på benken i Studenterlund
der sitter han og hun,
to unge, nyutsprungne russ,
to ganske nylig tente bluss,
i 20 grader pluss.
Hun er som en gryende forsommerdag
som farves av gjenskinnet av det norske flagg.
Ja, så hvit som det hvite er kjolen,
og så rodt som det ro’ hennes kinn,
hennes oyne er blå som fiolen,
hun er flagget som vaier i vind.
Han har freidig og hvitlugget panne,
og en lue i rodt har han fått.
Med en lyseblå tiltro til landet
står vår ungdom i rodt, hvitt og blått.

Han har freidig og hvitlugget panne,
og en lue i rodt har han fått.
Med en lyseblå tiltro til landet
står vår ungdom i rodt, hvitt og blått!

De kjempet både hun og han!
Nå lyser seirens baunebrann,
utover Norges land.
Mot himlen stiger flagg ved flagg
Som tusen gledesbål i dag,
For alle vunne slag.
Det knitrer som for over hytte og slott,
Et flammende merke i rodt og hvitt og blått.
Som et regnbuens tegn under skyen,
Skal det evig i fremtiden stå.
Se, det glitrer på ny over byen,
I det rode og hvite og blå.
La det runge fra gaten og torget,
Over landet som nordmenn har fått:
Du er vårt, du er vårt, gamle Norge!
Vi vil kle deg i rodt, hvitt og blått!

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Is Norway cucked or uncucked on immigration?

We like to think we're uncucked. But I'm sure Sup Forums will explain to me in detail why we are.

Have another good one.

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If anyone needs a translation I can give some summaries.

This is when most Norwegians are out eating with their families and stuff, so this might have been a poorly timed patriotism thread on my behalf.

nationalism can be considered a WMD in northern European countries. Hitler's Germany is good example of a sophisticated machinery called nationalism. Coupled with purist and racial purity, it was seen so deadly that after WW2 British psychologists went to Germany to learn how not to make Germans mad. Only if Germans can come together again, and i hope they do, then you will see another paradigm shift for humanity in terms of technology, warfare, and evolution

Germany might be humanity portal to the future - fast forwarded

Tillykke norge!

we're working damn hard against the commies to completely remove the asylum agreement all together.

Shit can go either way now, either we collapse or we stop everything.

It's 3.8 million nords here. Suddenly we are over 5.2 near 5.3 mill "people" here... registered...

Everything can happen, fucking puppet regime only rhetoric differs the parties, unable to do anything.

But,but not today!

Hipp hipp hurra for 17 mai

Det vart itte no tog her i år amma, om et par så lyt'n gå når unga er store nok.

Men fæsten er klar.

Norwaybro here, spending the day inside. I don't see the point of celebrating anymore. Our country has been changed forever.

1st for Based Immigration Minister. Now if only the cuck parties in the Government coalition could stop being liberal pieces of shit.

1st for total destruction of UDI and rebuild by ethnic nords only, and without commie affiliation like today.

is it true that in a party, you need to bring your own alcohol and just drink the one you bought?

Fuck off, we're full.

But to answer your question, yes.

are Nowegians the same ethnicity as Swedes? If you are, why are your countries separated?

psss

Enjoy it while you can. You and me both know it's just because you and your siblings don't have kids yet, and are just to old to attend your self.

Basically only people with young kids and their relatives do these marches. I haven't since my cousin was a kid so like late 90ies I think.

Now the kids come. I've enjoyed only watching it on TV, having time off to party hard as hell(16th then 17th repairing day lol)... Sleep as long as I want and just be annoyed by dem damn kids from the nearby school marching somewhat near so you really hear them... (didn't today actually)

Anyways this comes to an end. Got 3 years tops and it's all Bunad and waving flags again with the family, cuz litter of children from my siblings. Next gen.

lurk more.

what do you guys do on norway day?

Kids walk in Norway parade. Parents drink and eat until they can't walk. Teenagers fuck their brains out. Old people sit home and watch national television about how great we are.

sharing is frowned upon?

cant afford plane ticket
you're safe

No sharing is encuraged but not expected. This only applys to informal gatherings, like some dude's birthday party or friends gathering before town on a saturday night. You don't bring your own beer to a wedding or a dinner party unless the host asks you to.

>children and parents meet up at schools
>sing and some shit
>make an army like formation consisting grouped into the classes of the pupils and into the band the play ofc.
>All carry flags
>Some carry banners for each coming group
>Sing and shit
I played drums as a little user and prolly gave my mother the migraines
>After long march games at school
>icecream & hotdog

Then one spreads to the carnivals set up for about a week around this.
>for kids, teens
>carousels
>you have all this shit too
>we really just got one amusement park like this, tusenfryd and I bet that is crammed.

The king waves to the people in Oslonistan who passes by him.

After this we gather with our greater families and eat and stuff.

as a bachelor you get away from these things, til one of your siblings or your self get kids.

>are Nowegians the same ethnicity as Swedes?
Probably yes, or at least very closely related
>why are your countries separated?
Because different cultures. Why are Austira and Germany seperated? why are Wallonia and France seperated? Why are Eastern Ukraine and Russia seperated? etc....

>>are Nowegians the same ethnicity as Swedes?
>Probably yes, or at least very closely related
DELETE THIS

Fucking traitor.

Norrmän och svenskar är samma folk

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Halvnorsk mester rase

Fucking traitor.

It looks like a party swede. You better have risen our flag Sven, and been outside marching with another flag in your hand, kids or no kids, go marching with your soon to be overlords now

also on flag in each ear Sven, then only use one leg in the march at all tmes.

These are the rules for swedes while in the norse empire.

Of course my friend, i have raised the flag

Brenn!!!!!!

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Norway from 1350 to 1600 was perfect. We were under Danish king, but the retarded Danish people hadn't even organized a decent tax collection for Norway.

For Norwegian peasants it was a golden age of low taxes and little to 0 government influence.

Svenskefaen

Not really. I am still young enough. But I live in Oslo, and I know what the future of this country looks like. It's dark and terrible.

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Triggered. Please move back to Sweden

tfw fodt i feil tidsalder. vi får se slutten da, vi kan troste oss med det.

>Norway from 1350 to 1600 was perfect. We were under Danish king
NO

Our king died in 1319.. with him the empire.
Greenland,Markland,Vinland people there started to go, then gone. settlements empty when arriving later, settlements in markland yet to be found.

Orkneys, Hjaltland pissed away by drunk ass danish king.

No you are completely wrong the height of the empire was before this. Times where good here then, with the Greenland marked and everything.

Blackdeath + gay king, we died man
Also lost our tongue
the iceniggers keep it though
the sheepniggers are a bit more corrupted but closer than us

poor orkeyjingar and hjaltlanders... what a treason...

>siting worst period in norse history as best

whats this? a norwegian in sweden?

This is for you orkeyingjar

This is for you Hjaltland

It's your real national day today, all though I hope you get independence my fellow northmen.

Happy 17 may and fuck sweden

You too suðreyjar if you still consider you norse, you were a bit moar mixed