Be me

>be me
>10/10 White Alpha Chad
>12 incher
>Muscular
>6'5"
>Marry my high school sweetheart
>We have 3 beautiful children
>Today is our anniversary
>Planning trip to Bali
>Go to closet to find my passport
>Find her old files
>Curious.jpg
>Find her birth certificate
>Read her birth certificate
>"Born Male with Penis"
>WhatWhatWhaaaaat.gif
>She was born a dude!
>My wife is a fucking tranny!!!
>Call divorce lawyer
>Divorce lawyer is a tranny
>Call my therapist
>Therapist tells me I need to transition
>Therapist has tranny hands
>IsEveryoneTransNow.xml
>Call my dad for advice
>"Hey son, I removed my penis! I'm a woman now."
>HeartAttack.virus
>Wake up in hospital
>Tranny doctor
>"We're glad you're awake, user."
>Look down at my penis
>12 incher removed
>"You're a beautiful woman now, sweetie."
>Urge to suck dick kicks in
>Suck off doctor
>Wife walks in
>UhOhSphaggetio.ptsd
>Suck off wife's penis
>Kids walk in
>Sick off my kids
>Look in the mirror
>I'm literally Rosie O'Donnell
>Kill myself
Anyone else have this happen?

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Noooooooooo!
Don't ruin my thread with this Andy stix bullshit!
My threads are pure art!!!

Lmao xD kek rel8ble lmfao rofl pmsl so true kms lol

>Lmao xD kek rel8ble lmfao rofl pmsl so true kms lol
We did it Reddit!!!!

Wew well memed myfriend~ Triggered much XDDDDD Lmao kys

>Wew well memed myfriend~ Triggered much XDDDDD Lmao kys
Meme war?
Don't you get it?
I already won.
(Pssst...look behind you, stupid.)

Potato.

>we have 3 beautiful children
>Born Male with Penis"

choose one

adoption