Character breaks into a car

>character breaks into a car
>opens sun visor
>keys fall out

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Always hated this shit too, OP.

>American security
No wonder they got 11/9ed.

>character comes up to locked house
>finds a key hidden under the doormat

That's actually a thing...

>character is hitting on the roof of the car to keep rhythm to the song playing
>he drops his joint on his pants and crashes the car
every fucking american movie

>european goes to a KFC
>theres no bulletproof glass at the counter.

>Character shows up on screen

It's mostly just old rednecks and white trash that goes to kfc now. Everyone else has switched to popeye's.

Get with the times, grandpa

Actually I have been in one KFC that had glass in front of the counter. It was in a nigger infested area. No surprise there.

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Most people keep a key close to their door actually.

As a burglar I can say that this happens more than you could believe. It makes my life easier and their insurance invalid.

If it's so common why would anybody do it?
Do you want your house to be broken into?

> doo doo doo starts playing

>character starts engine and took off immediately
>he doesn't struggle with the clutch

>characters come out of a car
>don't lock the doors

>he doesn't struggle with the clutch
only in usa

>character whistles "Marlene On The Wall" and approaches his car
>jingles keys and opens door
>gets in car
>turns on car
>turns on radio
>INSANELY LOUD ACOUSTIC GUITAR RIFF

>not putting the key under a bunch of random rocks near the garage in the middle of the night

>"turn the tv on"
>television turns on to display the channel and exact news story they were meant to see

>character comes up to a house
>door isn't locked

Freedom

>as a burglar
Tell me more...

MAAAAARLENE

>Tell me more...
Go fuck yourself, officer.

Hi Johnny.

>Americans are retarded
pretty accurate desu senpai

>yurocuck ingenuity

Do Canadians really do this? Wtf is wrong those people

>character has a bath
>doesn't close the door

That's why I love the Arrested Development scene with that. They spent like 45 minutes waiting for it to turn on.

>character takes a shit
>doesn't peer between legs after every plop
>doesn't examine the paper after wiping

In three days of condor they wait whole day for the news.

>character buys a new TV and entertainment set
>gets frustrated in the middle of setting it up
>decides to use their magic powers to finish it

some people don't live in shit neighborhoods

>character is black or hispanic
>still gets given the same amount of trust and respect as the white characters
What the actual fuck?

name 5 movies that do this

Seriously should be like that in real life desu famalam. I'm half Arab by the way.

>character uses taxi
>doesn't pay fare

>name 5 movies that do this
My point is that movies don't do this.

Nah, niggers and hispanics deserve all the prejudice. Sand niggers too.

name 5 movies that don't do this

Excuse me whilst I consult my list of movies where people take a shit but don't check between their legs or on the paper. BRB.

>character pays fare
>lets driver keep the change

Nah

>character gets drunk

>he becomes happy and confident instead of tired and depressed

You clearly haven't had 1 bottle of American lager.

Let's agree to disagree.

kek

also
>want something to drink?
>"yeah"
>he doesn't drink it.

Happens all the time in american shows and movies. They never finish their fucking drinks.

>character going into cardiac arrest
>doctor start charging the pads
>"CLEAR!"
>"WAIT!"
>there's a faint pulse

>character has children
>doesn't regret it

Yeah. Get over it

>tfw happy drunk
>tfw no hangovers ever

>character faps while sitting on the toilet

How? Are american toilets two feet larger or some shit?

List five movies where this happens.

>>he becomes happy and confident instead of tired and depressed
i'm a happy drunk, but then i never drink that much in one sitting

Where did this Americans don't know how to drive stick meme come from?
More European cars seem to be auto only than yank cars?

Young At Heart (1993).

List five movies where it doesn't happen

I get that way from one glass

When I'm really drunk I just pretend to be happy

we used to do this

t. 16 years old

just fucking wait

It's not a meme if it's true.

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>Where did this Americans don't know how to drive stick meme come from?
are you serious?
>More European cars seem to be auto only than yank cars?
Are you fucking serious

youtube.com/watch?v=rbBX6aEzEz8

Auto is objectively better

I however subjectively prefer stick, because it makes me feel in control of my life

>Auto is objectively better
explain yourself, son

He fell for the easier = better meme.

I think user thinks that easier = better.

>Auto is objectively better
nope. you control shit with auto. i sometimes do 50km without using a brake and only gearing down.

You dont have to pain attention to gears and shifting, aka more paid attention to the road

You also have to just push the pedal which is a lot more comfortable for giant roadtrips

>Worse gas mileage
>More expensive to repair
>Encourages passive driving

Nigger, what the fuck are you talking about? Fucking objectively worse, you mean. And this is coming from and Americuck driving a shitty 1997 automatic saturn

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>implying it isn't
Hope you are not a programmer

Who the fuck actually pays attention to the gears when driving? That shit should be second nature, like brakes, acceleration, speed, blinkers, wipers etc...

lmao is this real? what is this?

>character gets a call
>"who is this"
>frowns and starts crying

It's a gearstick, you colonial moron.

Bruh the only American car I can think of that's auto only is the 300

Where as almost every merc, Audi and BMW is auto only

>Encourages passive driving
this. not to mention 1 milion americans run over by old fucks who mixed up pedals

>characters makes plan over the phone
>hangs up without saying bye

Is this real?

Feel like I watched a movie recently that this happened in. Can't remember what it is though.

Clearly not

Are you fucking retarded?

I don't know, nobody told me.

The man from U.N.C.L.E.?

Terminator 2?

>merc, Audi and BMW
bs. maybe high class. anything pleb tier is manual only in eu which constitutes like 95% of the market

>character is on the phone
>character on the other end can be heard even 50 feet away

>Where as almost every merc, Audi and BMW is auto only
In the US maybe

>character enters a house/apartment
>doesn't take his shoes off

We don't really get cheap European imports over here cause there's no point so idk

Australia actually so maybe
But yeah all the ford's and Chrysler we get over here are manuals except for the previously mentioned 300

Name 2 flicks

>almost every merc, Audi and BMW is auto only
no

This is real.. What are you Japanese?

It takes like 1 week of driving for the action of changing gears to become automatic

Terminator
Terminator 2

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