/nfl/ general - DOPPELGANGER edition

NYJ: Darrelle Revis charged with four felonies
PIT: Ladarius Green (concussion) yet to be cleared
MIA: Report: 'Fins holding off on cutting Albert
CLE: Browns make Charley Hughlett highest-paid LS
PIT: Steelers won't urgently seek Ben successor
MIA: Report: Dolphins could seek corner via trade
PIT: Steelers: No reservations about Le'Veon Bell
PIT: GM: We want Antonio Brown to retire a Steeler
LAC: Lynn thinks he'll get more from Melvin Gordon
NE: Report: Patriots, Brady considering extension
GB: Report: Packers fined Lacy for weight issues
FA: Dolphins release FA bust Mario Williams

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Why don't they let Lacy take a new position? Maybe he could be a Full Back, or a Tight End, or a Nose Tackle?

Why do they fine him?

>Browns make Charley Hughlett highest-paid LS
next stop, super bowl

So that's why I find the fucker so sexy. Works well for him.

>Revis

Thank you based Bill

all signs point to bennett returning

all signs point to the texans sucking

all signs point to Andy Reid having clock management issues

i really really like women

all signs point to the Chiefs winning Super Bowl LII

>revis island turning into rikers island

LMAO

deadspin.com/chris-long-responds-to-dummies-criticizing-him-for-not-1792475858

Based Chris Long finally realizing the hypocrisy of the alt-right trolls who claim to be Patriots fans.

I'm With Her now.

>Gronk will be back this season after undergoing surgery to replace all his bones with adamantium

Good luck everybody else

>"I hope they cut you" I'm a free agent.

Pls no

Is it a Good pick?

Lol no

What did he mean by this?

Why is football only in fall/autumn. Spring d league pls

2002 Buccaneers are the youngest super bowl champion to not have any of their players still be on their roster.

Andrew who?

>Chargers OT King Dunlap arrested on suspicion of violating protective order

>Stafford was 22-26 (84.6%) for 376 yds w/ 2 TDs & a passer rating of 144.7 throwing out of 2 TE sets last season.

>GB: Report: Packers fined Lacy for weight issues

>tfw SJWs rally to Lacy's support because of fat shaming and body positivity

Aldon Smith coming back?

>tfw all of Wisconshit is fined for being the most obese state outside the south

why does the nfl have so many players who feel the need to tell everyone they named their kid after them by adding sr to their jerseys

nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2017/02/darrelle_revis_attorney_says_police_never_contacte.html#incart_river_index

HE A GUD BOI

>there are people here who think Revis will actually do time for dropping two hood niggas

>tfw absolutely no news other than Romo gossip
>tfw boring as fuck off season
>tfw actually starting to miss all the drama

PLAYOFFS?

>talking about playoffs

That is one dank meme

Revis to SF confirmed

When will Revis sue NFL for how the CTEs caused by football are making him act?

>BUHT SKEEUP

Shut up Finland go back to /hoc/

I just think that /nfl/ is not showing proper respect to the real victim in this situation; Revis.

tonight on SC6

>Tfw the jets can suspend Revis for doing this and get fully out of his contract


actually a good thing this can be senpai

imo I think Revis didn't get a fair shake.

>Be star football nig
>get approached by some jamokes
>they start recording video
>tell them to go away, stop recording
>they keep recording
>take and throw phone because they wont stop
>Some jamoke throws a punch
>Beat all their asses 3v1
>Jamokes call the cops, make up story about a second nig because they got their asses beat.
>Jamokes press charges
>go to jail because nig

The Jets deserve everything they get. Fuck Jew York

...

finally they're arresting him for not protecting Based Rivers

>hates jews

>shitpost from a team owned by one


nice job you pol retard

Just mocked for Chargers w/ ontheclock

1. Solomon Thomas (Adams, Hooker, Allen gone)

2. Jabrill Peppers (Over Budda Baker)

3. Ethan Pocic (Between him, Slauson, and Tuerk, there should be an interior line)

4. Jourdan Lewis (To replace Hayward after 2017)

Just did 4 rounds, how did I do senpai?

>If Revis is suspended or fined, the Jets can recoup his entire salary including the $6 million he was guaranteed for 2017.

we did it bros

>CLE: Browns make Charley Hughlett highest-paid LS

When things have gotten so bad they have to overpay the long snapper so he doesnt leave

Also, are the Jags planning on releasing Bortles?

Nah the browns just have money they can throw away

its probably not much
and browns are belichick tier jews mainly because people dont want to play there, but they arent gonna pay out of the ass to get some star players and have it go to waste
they have like 100 million in cap space

teams dont release guys on rookie contracts unless they're don't belong in the nfl even as a back up bad.

it doesn't make sense financially to cut bortles.

>browns are belichick tier jews

Thats some next-level 5d judaism

I thought he was on the last year of his rook contract?

I shouldve worded the question "are they planning on re-signing him/picking up his fifth year extension"

i want jon gruden to shake my hand

I want jon drugen to spider y my 2 banana

why would they release bortles? is he shit?
also this will be good, less people to want romo
cowshits have to cut him

>Impending free agent Michael Floyd pled guilty to one count of extreme DUI Thursday in Scottsdale City Court.
The other six counts were dismissed. Floyd will serve a 120-day jail sentence.

I see he was drafted in 2014, not 2013
He should still one more on his rookie contract, my bad everyone

2013s "big name" qbs were Geno Smith and EJ Manuel

Discord invite pls

I'll always appreciate the Dolphins game.

>be mediocre
>get drunk
>go drive
>get arrested
>get released from team
>get signed by new team
>win super bowl
>get super bowl ring
>go to jail for most of the offseason for drunk driving
>still have super bowl ring

I feel bad for larry fitz desu

He never went to jail though

He acted like Julio Jones in practice

>no WR taken

>Floyd will serve a 120-day jail sentence.
Hasnt gone yet but he will

SSK: Roughriders in talks with former NFL QB Vince Young

>Steelers WR Darrius Heyward-Bey arrested in prostitution sting

It's not illegal to record someone.

Great. He'll be back just in time for training camp.

What was the worst team to make the playoffs this season?

Gnats or Toxins?

>The New England Patriots receiver, who is set to become a free agent in March, has been sentenced to 120 days in jail with 24 served in Maricopa County Jail and the other 96 served under house arrest.

Literally one month in prison in exchange for a Superbowl ring.

I'd take that deal

side note, how many damn years has Larry been taking classes at Phoenix?

kek, remember when everyone was laughing at the Pats for cutting Browner and letting Revis walk?

Raiders

no, but I can't wait to hear the revisionist history

Texans

Lions

even if your cellmate was a 10 inch BBC packing Bubba?

>CBS Sports' Jason La Canfora expects Tony Jefferson to become the second-highest paid free agent safety behind Eric Berry.

>tfw 2013 draftfu is doing very well

>Trent Richardson arrested on domestic violence charge

>Trent Richardson arrested on domestic violence charge

>Trent Richardson arrested on domestic violence charge

>you now remember when the colts traded first roundsr for this clown and he wound up losing the job to donald "dammit donald" brown

>mfw Wilson gets another one for da 12s

Assuming the Cowboys dump Romos contract what will they do with all that extra money?

As a lions fan, probably. We were certainly the memeist team of all.

And then of course the Browns wasted the pick they got from the Colts on fucking Johnny Football. NOBODY won that trade.

>Prior to the 2013 season, Richardson was voted No. 71 out of the top 100 in the NFL by fellow players

Ahahahaha Cousins is literally going to blast his way out of Washington and go to San Francisco. Holy fuck the Redskins are cucks.

The Raiders were a top team before Carr went down. Discrediting them for that is asinine.

Looks like he missed the hole again

>complain about FO negotiations in DC
>decide that it's better to be in the shambles of a front office that is the 49ers because Shanny is there

They'll probably just tag him again. Which would also be stupid, but they have no one to blame but themselves.

If I had to pick exclusively between working for Jed York and working for Dan Snyder I might just kill myself.

>NOBODY won that trade.
And they say theres no parity in the AFC

Him and Ray Rice were highly sought after FAs in my 13 Madden Franchise

>CLE: Browns make Charley Hughlett highest-paid LS

double kek. fucking browns dude, they will always be shit

get fucked bill im not dead yet lmao @ your shitty digits you cant kill me

If you look at it from a certain perspective, Cleveland did win the trade, because they unloaded a worthless player and got a highly valuable asset in return.

It's just that they then used that asset in a very stupid way, because they're the Browns.

>inb4 final destination

why do people put so much focus on stats in football, I can understand if it's baseball or basketball but football is all about the eye test

Baseball 80% stats
Basketball 70% stats
Football 40% stats/60% eye test
Hockey 65% eye test
Soccer 100% eye test

We ain't fat tho, ded meme

>why do people put so much focus on stats

Autism

Dubs and you die tonight

They really should just make a B league to compete with the NCAA and relegate the Browns so they can be the best at something