When was the first time you parked the ol' beef bus in turd town?

When was the first time you parked the ol' beef bus in turd town?

More like beef pencil and I never sticked it in an anus

Well, I'm not a fag so...

Try it on a girl

Last gf. She'd only let me if I made her cum first or if she was just really drunk. I gotz poo on muh deek a couple times tho...

>I gotz poo on muh deek a couple times tho...
this sounds something old Sup Forums would have said on the end of something completely irrelevant to anal sex

That what I'm doing wrong?

The first time, right after I finished all up in her tight turd pipe, my gf started crying and saying that she felt violated.

Second gf when i was 20ish. didnt have it mych, somewhere between gfs 5 and 6 i met a girl completely crazy for anal and shes been my anal-only sidepiece for 2ish years now

"Hey, had a good time getting brunch with you yesterday."
>I gotz poo on muh deek a couple times tho...

First time I had sex.

Popped her in tha pooper.

Shit was cash.

February. Every time I do it i get an infection though. Seems like I'm always on antibiotics because I love pushing shit.

Last infection was really bad so I haven't put it back in my wife's ass in a while...
Oh well. I'll do it again soon I'm sure.
Been craving it.

What's wrong with me?

Yeah man. fuck her in the ass every now and then, Lock into her base chakra and see how much she is willing to sacrifice

Was with best friend of gf at the time. She was dirtier than my gf and would flaunt it. One nite I finally gave into her and she told me its ok to stick it in her ass because she knows Jill wont do that.
I miss her sometimes

Nev but u

19, picked up an older chick, learned a lot of stuff that night tbh

fucked her bareback and shot in her ass and pussy, wouldn't let me cum in her mouth though

3 years ago. I'm 28. Been married for 5 years. Took 2 years of convicting to let me tag dat azz

U shouldve started sucking on her ear been like its " its alraaaaah"

Had a regular hookup in college. After a few nights with her, we were both a little drunk and she asked if I liked anal. I said I had never done that before. She let me fuck her like that almost every time after that. Also let me cum inside her ass. Best feeling ever.

hot

tell me what you learned

Very first girlfriend whose mom was a slut. My GF found a book her mom bought on how to be a dirty slut and she showed it to me. She said she would do it in the butt if I wanted. I waited until just the right moment and I fucked her in the ass behind a dumpster during the prom. We greased up her asshole with old fashioned vaseline. It was awesome but I broke up with her and told everyone a few days later. She never spoke to me again.

what was her reaction? does she ask for it sometimes now?

Yeah it was and she was. Would do anything I wanted. I fucked her for another 8 months after that

She farted and my balls exploded.

I havent actually. Just stuck the hea

Head in*

was that a meme/bullshit

i had a good laugh at that

I had a good laugh at that

about july of 2009

Is it a meme when you say "is that a meme/bullshit"

I got a little carried away the first time, lizard brain kicked in and I tore it up. She actually didn't let me back in until a couple weeks ago and I took it slow for her, she actually really enjoyed it and let me cum in her ass. She says she wants to do it again soon

One time I tried to pee in her butt.

She caught me and got mad tho.

well before that i'd had sex with a couple of different chicks, but pretty vanilla stuff. i knew the basics but didn't really last long, and never really got them off so much

she taught be to eat pussy properly, how to feel out if a chick was enjoying what i was doing, what her g felt like, where it was and how to rub it properly, she showed me how to stop myself from cumming too early, showed me what a decent blowjob felt like, how to eat pussy properly

honestly it was just an eye opening thing in general, it laid the foundation for my entire lifes sexual development, we were basically fucking for like 7 hours straight

no. so when she farted, that felt amazing and you came? or were those just the highlights of the night

nice! is she into tongue or finger play?

holy shit. nice

Did she consent to getting fucked in the ass?

Got close to a six inch girth, so no girl has ever really let me.

That counts.

No.
I want to fuck a girl in the turd cutter for a good 15 to 20 minutes.

I was 14, she was 13. We lost it to each other, and then after a month of fucking several times a day, she says she wants to try it. I obliged, she loved it. She was twisted as fuck, and I only encouraged it. We did a lot of weird and fucked up shit throughout high school, then she went to Feminazi University, got therapy, started dating black guys because they "treated her with respect". A couple years after that, she gets in a fight with her nigger fiance, he goes to jail, she loses her job over the shit she posted on FB about it. I saw her two days later in Starbucks, big glasses and long hair hiding her bruises. I play nice, ask her if she's okay, invite her to come over and talk about it. Talking didn't last long, and she ended up with her holes and morals violated once again. Used her for another 6 months before she went to rehab. She'll be back...

don't snitch on pussy, that's lower-than-low. Stories for your boys is one thing, but blowing up someone's spot is unnecessarily cruel to a girl who did the goodliest thing she knew to do, and it makes it worse for all the rest of us. Be a contributing member of society for fuck's sake.

It's overrated. Once she relaxes, you won't feel much. Penetration counts as anal. Welcome to the assfuckers club, whether you welcome the welcome or not.

She doesn't have to come back to you, abuser.

was a mistake. gf suddenly gasped, it felt weird but i didnt realize what i did for a few seconds. gf actually started crying but didnt tell me to stop. We didnt do it again until after we broke up years later, basically found out she always wanted to do it more but was afraid to ask. wasn't really my think until i met a super kinky bitch a few years after who wanted it constantly. My wife was also into it for a while, not so much now after 2 kids.

user speaks the truth. Way to make harder for the rest of us to get in there.

i lost my virginty to my girlfriends asshole. that was like 4 years ago. i think it fucked my expectations about vaginal sex from the get go. im not complaining but ive found vag sex with condom a little dissapointing. but i have yet to experience raw anyway.

why did it end?

use a condom you fucking idiot

just got too complicated for us, feelings involved and shit

>fucking nigger leavings

user...

Romanian escort in Amsterdam. She insisted. I had mentioned I'd never done it and she was like "well, you must try it then!". So I did. Was bretty gud, though I like the pusi better.

Of course she doesn't have to, I'm just saying that she will. I'm not the abuser either. I never hit her, or forced her to do anything. She was just a fucked up person and easy to manipulate, so I took advantage.

...

easy to manipulate, so I took advantage.
Not the abuser...

it's been accidental every time

Or so u say

I've tried. Can't get hard with a condom.

Fag.

Haven't, but I should have last summer. Chance missed

So what?

Last night because I'm gay

Straighties so jelly

...

First girlffriend, 2007.

When I was 15, and it was with a guy not a girl. I'm mainly a bottom though.

Taking advantage is abuse. You know that, so stop playing dumb. There's no pride in assfucking a broken girl. Aim for one with good mental health if you want to brag.

Straightie here. Not jelly. An ass is an ass.

>I was 12, my aunt was 25

i don't regret it though

nice :)

> women don't have free will
she chooses what she wants to do so shut the shit up moron

what is the story give more details lazy fucker

>watching some movie on tv, there's some sex scene thing going on; got half a chubby, shift couch cushion to hide it
>she notices and grabs my junk to see 'how big it is'
stuff happens
>came over to visit a lot more often until I graduated high school

Free will is incomparable with drug abuse and poor mental health. Say what you want...it's The truth.

i did say what i wanted and it is the truth. sorry to disrupt your worldview. cry harder madfag

hehe yeah baby stick it in my trollbox

Absolutely. I eat her ass all the time. She eats my ass too. She let's me sit on her face while I jerk it

did you get to lose your virginity in her asshole raw? cause thats epic

jesus christ youre lucky

I was 22, she was 19. She was riding me, I grabbed her ass and slipped my finger up her. She seemed to enjoy that, so took my cock out of her pussy and slipped it into her ass. Her first time too. Didn't even need to ask.

Sorry, she was 18.