>>74260463

Need more rings on that finger

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>pedowood

Disgusting.

It just keeps on getting better.

My favorite part of the article is when it mentioned this

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Really makes you think.

Yaaa

It's just data mining banter la

the fuck does that mean

lol

>hurrrrr

>(((Hollywood)))

>a story about how a guy with 4 superbowls beat a team known for choking and has 0 super bowls
The falcons went 6-0 last year and ended 8-8. It was predictable

>Your team will forever be in a movie choking away a Superbowl

I never asked for this feel.

welp

Armie Hammer will play Brady

>no 18-1 movie despite that being the biggest upset in nfl history

I don't even think Brady OKd this I really don't expect anything to happen with this movie

Monstars steal NFL talent, Brady gets it back with the help of the Looney Tunes.

God the patriots fans on my flight to Houston were insufferable =(

i am surprised no one made an Eli movie

about beating the Pats twice, ect

but..... his career has been pretty subpar otherwise, so that probably put an end to the movie talk

who will play him in the inevitable bio pic?

>"Oh no, I'm not very good at football, or thinking."
>"Don't worry Eli, we have one of the most underrated head coaches of all time and we're going to put a monster defense around you."
>"We're still not very good."
>Then they go on a hot streak!
>"Oh no, the Patriots are beating us in the Superbowl! But I can still make ONE LAST THROW!"
>Eli is grabbed
>REF: "I'm gonna let this play out."
>Holding
>Holding
>Holding
>REF: "Lets see where this is going..."
>ELI ESCAPES!
>HE THROWS!
>A man who will never catch another pass in the NFL makes the luckiest catch of all time, completely devoid of skill!
>THE GNATS WIN IT ALL! ELI PROVED THEM ALL WRONG!
>"I overcame my autism and mental retardation to really spoil something that would have been incredible. You're welcome."
>REPORTER: "Eli, what are ya gonna do for an encore?"
>ELI looks right into the camera, winks.

Wait Brady actually is going to have a movie made after him why wouldn't they just wait to the end of his career because he might win a couple more

>Mark Wahlberg is...Tom Brady!

accurate

Dude probably jizzed himself at the offer since he's a huge pats fan

That fucker left the game when they were down by 25.

Imagine the dude who plays him leaving the game

what did he mean by this?

>tom brady cameo appearance
>he plays marky mark leaving the stadium

...

lol

Brady probably doesnt even want a movie

His kid was sick

Mark Wahlberg will play Edelman, cap it