HOW THE FUCK DO I GET PEOPLE TO STOP ADDRESSING ME AS "MA'AM" WHEN THEY CANT SEE MY FACE?!
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET PEOPLE TO STOP ADDRESSING ME AS "MA'AM" WHEN THEY CANT SEE MY FACE?!
Adrian Gonzalez
Aaron Stewart
Stop sounding like a bitch
Carter James
practice baritone opera.
Owen Davis
get that mcgregor hair cut everyone likes
William Cox
I was at college with a girl who looked like you. She fucking stunk!
Ryder Johnson
Sorry miss but I don't know
Nathaniel Campbell
grow a fucking mustache
Bentley Lopez
I'm trying but my facial hair is light and invisible. Even when it gets to scruffy neck beard level it's still hard to see until you get within inches of my face.
I'm honestly considering going trap-mode.
Lincoln Brown
You actually look like a lesbian.
Asher Long
Get muscular
Buy lenses
Manly haircut
Dress in jeans and shirts
Kill niggers
Carter Rodriguez
Start smoking cigarettes. It helps speed up the machismo voices arrival. Don't worry about the cancer, you won't die immediately from it.
Tyler Wright
Write "I AM MALE" on your forehead, there is plenty of room
Asher Cooper
You look like a twink
Evan Hernandez
You know the answer fag
Ryan Cook
Considering all the girls I like turn out to be lesbians, I'm not surprised.
Fuck no. Smoking makes you smell like shit and dents your wallet.
The problem is people not seeing my face.
Juan Stewart
Walk around like you own the place.
Smack the ass of everyone who addresses you as Ma'am and dominate them with your superior penis.
Jacob Murphy
Pull on your balls until they drop
Start gargling with cask-strength scotch
Daniel Nelson
trench coat and fedora
Bentley Jackson
...
Camden Long
Is Op Kill?
Julian Russell
He knows what's up
Brayden King
dress like a guy. grab your nearest Manga that is laying around you and look at one of the guys in there. does he look like a fuck boy? if so toss it in a woodchiper because all anime boys are fuck boys. now grab your nearest 'Murican comic book look at the men in that, dress like that.
Cooper Evans
No.
Walk like I'm riding a horse. Gotcha.
Also, that doesn't sound like a good plan, considering their mostly customers.
i haven't got any manga except the Phoenix wright manga.
Tyler Watson
cut your hair and get proper glasses fag
Alexander Brooks
Cut hair shorter, change glasses to square as they make face more masculine
Austin Allen
draw a douchebag mustache/beard with your eyeliner