Need your advice Sup Forums. Been with my girlfriend just over 4 years. For at least a year, maybe 1 1/2 years I've been getting more and more unhappy with the relationship.
She loves me more than anything, and she's a great grill, but I want out. If I just come out with it, she'll be utterly devastated, and I'm too cowardly to do that.
What do I do?
It'll pass. If she's still putting effort in your a dick. If she's not, tell her too.
just break up leading her on any longer will only increase the pain down the road
post pics you'll feel better
I know the feeling. When they just don't cook like they used to, it's time to get a new one. They aren't that expensive.
It doesn't feel like there's much real effort from either of us. I feel like we're just coasting along. She's settled down and is perfectly content, but I've fallen out of love.
Also, there's been no sex for a long time. Zero intimacy. I could count on one hand how many times we've fucked in the last 2 years, and when we do, it lasts 2 minutes before she gets "sore"... I'm average sized at best, and she's not that tight.
She still cooks. We both do. Those stereotypical things aren't really a problem.
I'm sure she cooks ok sometimes, but if she ever burns what your cooking, that isn't something you have to live with. Also, as time goes on they just wear out, it's perfectly natural to start looking for a replacement.
Exactly same situation here. I know the feeling, I'm pretty good with girls if you saw me you'd think I was a normie I could easily leave and fuck other girls I've been quite successful before her, its annoying because my gf is very good wife material she respects her dad more than 99% of girls. But this shit in the past few years with the sex, its like she convieniently forgets/denies what we used to do and the frequency.
I should have known better than to bite.
Bite? I don't understand. Are we not talking about an old worn out grill?
Fake your death
I've never been THAT good with girls. I've had relationships before, sure, but I've never really beehappy and always felt like I'm just settling. The more I think about it, the more I feel I'm totally incompatible with her.
And yeah, we used to have sex virtually every night. Sometimes morning sex as well and we wouldn't give two fucks about being late for work. Now, if she's not half an hour early (still the same job) she gets moody.
Wants to rush off to work huh? Maybe there's someone at work she is more interested in
Unless it's me, there isn't. We work in the same office.
There's your problem. No intimacy. Make an effort to do things she likes and if she doesn't start reciprocating ask her to. Start the change you want to see in your relationship. If she doesn't put in an effort to make you happy to Talk to her about it. If she doesn't improve after that we'll she should see it coming. Don't just dump her because it sounds you two just got comfortable.
Also if she's getting sore during sex she probably has a UTI or something. My wife had this problem. She wasn't drinking enough water. She got some medication then started smashing the water every day.
Now I can smash her pussy for as long as I like and she doesn't get sore she only lasted a few minutes before.
Just fuck her dad, it'll all work out
You're fucked m8. If you break up with her you'll need a new job.
tits or gtfo
Are you disabled?
You sound like a chick dude.
Especially this 'insulted' like reaction to that post.
You have to be a chick.
I habe a feeling OB is being cucked
Just get the fuck out, OP. Your happiness is more important than hers because if you stay you're letting her live a lie while you slowly kill yourself. Rip the goddamm Band-Aid off and find happiness.
I wrote the advice post.
I didn't write the are you disabled reply.
I have a penis.
I have been with my girl for 10 years and every day is great because we both put in effort. It works both ways which is why I suggested he make the start. You can't just demand someone starts treating you better, it's far better to do it yourself. If they follow suit your relationship will get new life. If they just use you it's time to pronouce it deceased.
Actually No I agree with him
"Now I can smash her pussy for as long as I like and she doesn't get sore...."
TOTALLY sounds like a chick wrote this. You really are retarded.
FACT. Women enjoy sharing bathroom habits with someone. Be that someone. Introduce mild fart play in bed. Sniff her asshole "by accident" at first then get a read on her reaction. Say you couldn't help but notice smell after she used restroom. Erotic.
Save toilet paper from shits and leave them in the kitchen by "accident." Negative reaction: say she was drunk and asked him to do it. Positive reaction: call her a dirty slut and leave.
FACT. Girls want to be exposed as filthy fart ovens. Cath her in the act but dont shame her. Tell her you like her flavor. Walk in bathr9 "by accident " while she is excretion a hideous intestinal sculpture. Offer to wipe. Sit back and enjoy new life together.
Have you tried raping her?
Start smoking, nobody wants to be with a smoker
Go full 1488. she'll either be disgusted by you or it'll be the spark that saves your relationship
Break up? For what? To start fucking another one and do the same? I think you'd do her a favour to leave her off with a real man and start fucking body pillows.
What do you mean, like dress up like a knight and talk all old timey English?
boi you know that's not what I meant
FACT OF THE DAY. Girls are both ashamed of and eroticize their poppers. I'm guessing there is zero fart play in bedroom. Start with mild stuff at first. Let her feel safe and in control. Then ease her gently into scat porn and/or talk. You will enjoy that shit maker and please your gf.
Poopers **
this might hurt but bro you are getting cucked...
you should not be in a relationship where you aren't fucking. I mean that's just not right, you need to own that bitch and fuck her whenever you want. 5 times in the past two years? Huge red flag dude get out and focus on yourself and swim in other pussy. I would recommend exercising and talking to other women.
If you don't have kids you're just a bitch it's okay you'll get used to it.
>women
>they aren't that expensive
you do know what women are, right?
FACT. She may want mild anal play. Start with ass whiffing and move on to the grittier stuff when she loses up.
Get the fuck off this site
just let her!she doesn]t deserve you, and you will laugh in her face when she is regarding like you cum in her face
if you are not feeling well in that relationship, get out. pull that band-aid as fast as possible - is what i would tell you, until i heard you aren't having ANY sex. RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!! fuck her. she's gonna be okay in a month. save yourself
All shitpost replies aside, 5 times in 2 years? There's something seriously wrong there, especially if you're living together and aren't married. I'd have an actual conversation with her about it and find out the real reason, not just the "I'm sore" crap
Ok, listen up OP. Don't pay any attention to these godamned fagtards. What's important here is what is best for both of you in the long run. If that is to be apart then it's best if you both are fully aware as early as possible.
It will be painful but leaving things to chance and doubt will ultimately be even more painful.
Fix her a nice dinner and make her fell special before you "have the talk." And when you have the opportunity go to her little sister and slip your finger up her butthole.
Dump that life ruiner. But sniff her asshole first.
I Was about to agree with this guy, and then I read this.
Maybe she feels the same way. Is your breath super fresh? did you shower? are you fit? Are you making the effort?
Just my 2c, when it ends, it's going to hurt. You'll be surprised though, you'll be the one getting dumped.
She's probably getting dick elsewhere or she's asexual. Either way, you need to leave.
Seriously. She fucking sucks. No sex? Fuck that noise. Leave or throw her out. But first take a huge whiff of that nasty little butthole.
FACT. Your relationship sucks. Smell her ass hole and get out.
Ok. No sex. Sounds like a fucking blast. Ever try smelling her where she shits? Do it. Then split.
This is going to blow your mind: Women like sex.
(1) She's cheating
(2) She's really gay and with you only as cover
(3) She does not like sex
Sex five times in six months, that's a couple that has issues. Five times in two years? That's a dead relationship.
Do you have a fleshlight?
>Women like sex.
>(3) She does not like sex
Op are you sure that a woman? have you checked for fem penis? Not that you go there very often...
FACT. !!!!!!! SEX is not just in bedroom. Can incorporate bathroom and bathroom habits into it. Maybe she's into the funky chunky. Ask her how often she poops. Ask her about color, odor, consistency. Show an interest in her asshole and farts.
Uhhh hello.
Been there done that, be a man and just end it. It's incredibly difficult, but you'll both live and move on.
Have someone leave a bogus message on your phone that she can intercept that says you have a bunch of gay porn over due from the porn store.
Break up. After you have exhausted the possibility of her liking mild fart or scat. It literally saved my relationship.
You should talk to her about it. If you can't be open and honest in a relationship, then what good is it?
Try to find out if anything's wrong, and, dare I say, be a faggot and talk about your feelings.